Chapter 163: The Human Realm
Situ Feng said indifferently: "It's okay, you have a fitting room here." Please find us a big bag, and we will put up the clothes we are wearing after we have changed our clothes. ”
The waiter smiled and said, "Okay, please come with me." ”
Situ Feng and the three of them followed the waiter, and Mo Xun and Yi Yun did not speak.
The three of them finished changing their clothes in the fitting room, and as soon as they came out, they made everyone in the store laugh.
At this time, Mo Xun was wearing a long-necked shirt woven with wool, which had no pattern on it, and looked quite normal. It's just that the pants on his body are extremely bewitching, and the red peony flower sets off the mature temperament of middle-aged and elderly women.
The clothes worn by Situ Feng and Yi Yun were about the same as Mo Xun, and the waiter couldn't help but look at the three of them with a smile, and at the same time gave Situ Feng the changed money he had recovered, pursed his lips and smiled: "I really don't understand why you three big men came to our lady's store to buy clothes." ”
Situ Feng scratched his head, smiled, and left the clothing store with Mo Xun and Yi Yun without saying anything.
The three of them walked on the road, and the return rate was simply off the charts. Some people are still discussing in a whisper: "Look, there are three big SBs on that side......"
Mo Xun and Yi Yun didn't know what Big SB meant, thinking that others were praising them, and they also hugged their fists and thanked the people who scolded them. Situ Feng patted his head and said to the two: "Please don't do these non-mainstream actions, you don't know the world yet." Be sure to keep a low profile here!"
"Well, that makes sense. Everywhere you go, you should keep a low profile. Mo Xun nodded, and then asked, "It seems that you are very familiar with this world, and you haven't been here for a few days before, right?"
Situ Feng said: "Because one year in this world is equal to one day in our world, the last time I spent three years here, when I returned to the Metaverse, I found that only three days had passed. ”
Yi Yun said, "I see, this is good for us cultivators. After all, what a practitioner needs is a long time. ”
Situ Feng looked at the sky, shook his head and said, "How can there be any aura in this world, but there is a lot of haze. If you want to cultivate here, you might as well go to the Netherworld to cultivate, it is estimated that the environment there is not as bad as here. ”
Yi Yun snorted lightly: "What else do you say about the beautiful and fantastic world, it turns out that it is really pheating us." ”
Situ Feng said with a smile: "Aren't I bored by myself, but there are a lot of interesting things in this world." When you get acquainted with it in the future, you will know how interesting this world is, and it is much more interesting than our hard cultivation in the Metaverse. ”
Mo Xun frowned and said, "I don't want to waste time here with you, I still have to work hard to cultivate and improve my cultivation as soon as possible, Xue Ling hasn't been rescued yet." ”
Situ Feng snorted lightly: "I didn't have to pull you here, you opened the poetry yourself." It's no wonder to me. ”
Mo Xun grabbed Situ Feng's collar and snorted coldly: "I don't care, anyway, I want to leave here, I want to return to the Metaverse to cultivate!"
Seeing Mo Xun's anger, Yi Yun hurriedly pulled the two apart. At this time, Situ Feng was also anxious, pointed at Mo Xun and shouted: "What are you pretending to be, this is not a desolate beast academy, and it is not a place where you can spread wild!"
"Don't talk nonsense, Lao Tzu wants to leave here!" Mo Xun glared at Situ Feng angrily, and roared even louder.
Yi Yun shook his head and sighed: "Don't get excited, you have something to say." ”
Mo Xun and Situ Feng glared at each other angrily, and neither of them obeyed anyone.
At this time, a young man with dyed yellow hair came to the three of them with a slogan, and then shouted on the street: "Come and see, these three SBs are fighting!"
After saying that, he gloated and laughed.
At this time, a group of people had already gathered around, and they all pointed at Mo Xun and the three of them.
Mo Xun frowned, and immediately summoned the Fire Separation Divine Sword, pointed at the yellow-haired young man and shouted, "Who are you yellow-haired monsters, why are you laughing here?"
Seeing Mo Xun show such a hand, these onlookers were scared away. The yellow-haired young man was even more frightened and his legs weakened, so he knelt directly on the ground and said in a trembling voice: "Three great immortals, I'm not a monster!"
Yi Yun walked up to the yellow-haired young man and said with a serious expression: "Although this son looks weird, he doesn't have a trace of demonic energy. It really doesn't seem to be a demon. ”
Situ Feng walked over and kicked the yellow-haired young man over, and said speechlessly: "This thing is a first-class hooligan, what a demon." There are no demons in this world!"
Seeing this, Mo Xun grabbed Situ Feng's collar and shouted angrily: "Why are you so good and indiscriminate, beating people indiscriminately." This brother praised us as SB, why did you hurt him?"
"If you let go, b means fool. Situ Feng shook off Mo Xun's hand, and Mo Xun was extremely embarrassed.
While the two were arguing, the yellow-haired young man had already raised his butt and ran away.
This little episode passed like this, in order to avoid Mo Xun and Yi Yun being embarrassed again, Situ Feng spent a long time explaining the relevant knowledge about this world in detail.
Although Mo Xun and Yi Yun didn't seem to understand it, at least they wouldn't take swear words like Big SB as complimenting them.
In order to let Mo Xun and Yi Yun deeply understand the world, Situ Feng is going to buy them a mobile phone, let them start with high-tech products first, and then further understand the world.
All three of them walked all the way, when they came to the luxury street market. Mo Xun and Yi Yun were both attracted by the high-rise buildings and the endless traffic on the streets in front of them. They had never seen a world like this before.
At first, Mo Xun was reluctant to cross the street and walked on the sidewalk, always wanting to fly directly over, but was later stopped by Situ Feng and told him to keep a low profile.
The three of them walked for a long time before they found a street of mobile phones and computers. Coming to a mobile phone store, they became the focus of attention as always, because the clothes worn by the three of them were so unusual.
There are quite a few people buying mobile phones in this mobile phone store, some of them just sneak a glance at the three of them, and some people are whispering. As a cultivator, they all had a keen sense, and the three of them could clearly hear that there were two girls talking in a whisper opposite:
"These three people are dressed in strange outfits, they can't be gay, right?"
"People have a lot of tastes now, and gay is nothing, but the three of them are wearing too disgusting. We've got to stay away from them......"
Situ Feng regrets it very much now, he just went in to see a clothing store for convenience, but he didn't expect to make such a joke.
He couldn't figure out why he just wore clothes of the opposite sex, why he became the focus of people so easily?
In the end, Situ Feng came to a conclusion: the worldview of this world is different from that of the people in the Metaverse, and the other is that the people in this world are idle...
Situ Feng bought three mobile phones in the store, one for each of the three of them, all of which were copycat smartphones for three or four hundred yuan. When he finished buying the mobile phone, Situ Fengfei asked the salesperson to download the three of them on their mobile phones. The salesperson is a girl, and as a result, the salesman girl blushed like a fire, and quietly downloaded a few island blockbusters for them...
In this way, Situ Feng and the three of them left the mobile phone store in high spirits.
I have to say that Mo Xun and Yi Yun have very high IQs, they just don't understand the world. Situ Feng is just a casual teaching, Mo Xun and Yi Yun learned how to make and receive calls, and also learned to chat QQ and > learned to play with mobile phones, Mo Xun and Yi Yun both regarded their mobile phones as a peerless magic weapon, which is called a love affair.
After buying the mobile phone, Situ Feng took the two of them down to the restaurant again. After being full of wine and food, Mo Xun and Yi Yun also began to gradually like this world.
Leaving the restaurant, Mo Xun sighed: "Living in this world is really chic and happy. It's a pity that I haven't rescued Xue Ling yet. I thought about it, and it was great to stay in this world after I rescued Xue Ling, and it was really good to have a carefree life. ”
Situ Feng said proudly: "Now you two know that this world is good, and you said before that I cheated you." ”
Yi Yun nodded and said, "This world is indeed very interesting, but I still have people to worry about." I want to return to the Metaverse and bring Liuli to this world. ”
Situ Feng thought for a while and said, "Since you are all in such a hurry to return to the Metaverse, you can only go to Li Xiaoyao." Only he knows the way to return to the Metaverse in this world. Fortunately, I know Li Xiaoyao's address, and he lives in nearby Y County. ”
"Without further ado, you can take us to him. Mo Xun said.
In this way, the three of them took a big bus to nearby Y County.
Y County is a small county town, and after arriving here, Situ Feng called Li Xiaoyao.
Li Xiaoyao was extremely enthusiastic after learning that Mo Xun and Yi Yun had come to this world, as if he had known the two for a long time.
After Situ Feng hung up the phone, Li Xiaoyao quickly drove a car to the Y County Bus Station.
He opened the door and stepped out of the car, wearing only a pair of half-worn jeans on his slender and thin body, and although his bare chest was as white as if he had never seen the sun, his lines were extremely strong and graceful, without a trace of weakness.
At first glance, he is the temperament of a tough guy, he is wearing a pair of sunglasses, when he took off his sunglasses, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he said to Situ Feng and the others: "Hello everyone, please call me Brother Xiaoyao!"
"This ......"
Seeing Li Xiaoyao's face, Yi Yun and Situ Feng were stunned.
On the contrary, Mo Xun looked extremely calm, but he showed a hint of doubt. Because of this Li Xiaoyao, he looks exactly like him.
Situ Feng shook his head and said suspiciously: "The first time I saw you take off your sunglasses, no wonder I always refused to let me see your true appearance before." You actually look the same as Mo Xun, are you brothers?"
However, Mo Xun asked another question: "Is the world in this book a human world or an illusion world, why can you see me, why haven't I become a living dead?"
Li Xiaoyao looked Mo Xun up and down, and finally smiled: "I can't think of it." ”
"Can't think of anything?" Mo Xun wondered.
Li Xiaoyao laughed out loud at this time, pointed at Mo Xun and said, "I really can't think of it, I didn't expect you to wear such avant-garde when you first came to this world." Haha......"
“......”
"My name is Li Xiaoyao, and I am a remnant soul in the human world. Also, this is not the world you are talking about, this is the human world in the Nine Realms. ”
Li Xiaoyao drove Mo Xun and the three back to his home, the decoration of the home was extremely luxurious, and it could be seen that Li Xiaoyao was mixing well in the human world.
At this time, Situ Feng and Yi Yun were playing online games in the bedroom next door, and Mo Xun and Li Xiaoyao were talking in the living room.
Mo Xun was puzzled: "The Nine Realms Patrol Envoy once said that if I meet other remnant souls, I will become a living dead, why can you still see me when you and I meet?"
Li Xiaoyao didn't answer Mo Xun's question, but took out an ancient book from under the sofa, handed it to Mo Xun, and said, "You should have seen this book in the Metaverse, right?"
Mo Xun picked up this book and found that it was the real escape.
"Could it be that you were in contact with me through the True Escape Trick before?" Mo Xun said in shock.
Li Xiaoyao nodded and said, "Yes, each of our nine remnant souls will have a book of Joy and True Escape. The Escape Trick will become the Key to God Slaughter to unlock some of our sealed memories, and the True Escape Recipe is the tool for us to connect. The role of the real free luck is similar to the mobile phone and computer in this world. ”
Looking at Mo Xun's puzzled look, Li Xiaoyao continued: "What I want to tell you is that now you can only believe in yourself, that is, in me and the other seven remnant souls. Everyone else has bad intentions for you except us, and you can't trust anyone. Including the little fox demon you are most worried about now, you can't believe it. ”
Mo Xun said, "Why do those people only have ill intentions towards me, why don't they target you and the other seven remnant souls?"
Li Xiaoyao took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and handed Mo Xun a cigarette, Mo Xun couldn't smoke, so he held it in his hand. Li Xiaoyao took out a lighter and lit his own cigarette, took a puff and spit out a smoke ring, and said, "Who let you be born in the Metaverse, because we lived in the Metaverse when our nine remnant souls were complete. Almost everyone with whom we have a grudge is in the Metaverse. And they can't easily leave the Metaverse, so they can only target you. ”
Mo Xun stretched out his hand and slapped the coffee table heavily, breaking the coffee table, and said angrily: "Yu Lingxiao, this bastard, has deceived me again! I can't cultivate here, I want to go back to the Metaverse to retreat and cultivate, and my adoptive father and adoptive mother are still in his hands." I have to reach the Dacheng realm as soon as possible and rescue them. ”
"Damn, you broke the coffee table I just bought yesterday, you loser!" Li Xiaoyao screamed, and quickly ran to the bathroom to take out a broom to clean up the glass slag.
Mo Xun looked at Li Xiaoyao, who was cleaning the glass residues, and asked, "Your family is so rich, why don't you have a servant?"
Li Xiaoyao cleaned up the glass slag, looked up and said: "My brother is not a loser, if you hire a nanny, it is better to eat a big meal and make a sister paper or something." ”
"Let's get back to the point, why do you say that Yu Lingxiao is trying to calculate me in every possible way?" Mo Xun said.