Text Chapter 781: Hundred Variations Villa
Elder Kai usually seems to walk out often, and he also has a certain understanding of the outside world, so he said: "In this Sky Continent, for monks and immortal beasts, this empty city is the most prosperous city, and all the monks and immortal beasts come and go here, you can buy everything you want to buy here, and you can also ask all the news you want to inquire about!"
Buxiu said, "It's so amazing, can you buy Sombra?"
Elder Kai said: "That can't be bought, even if there is, no one dares to sell it, and the Five Famous Pavilions will loot it!"
Bu Xiu said: "Then can we buy the 10,000-year-old demon wood? If we can buy it, we won't have to bother." ”
Elder Kai gave him a blank look, but unfortunately his eyes narrowed into a slit, and Bu Xiu couldn't see his white eyes. "Do you think that if you were the palace master of the Muxing Palace, you would allow others to sell the corpses of your kind?"
Buxiu said: "Isn't it that you can buy anything you say?"
Elder Kai said angrily, "Why don't you say that you will buy this heaven?"
Bu Xiu said: "Then you don't need to buy it, you can use it if you don't buy it! Besides, even if I can buy it, how can others live if they don't have a day?"
Elder Kai gave him another blank look, and was so angry that he ignored him.
Jiang Xiaobai said at this time: "Why don't we go to this empty town to rest for a while, and by the way, inquire about the news and see the movements of the five famous pavilions." ”
Elder Kai said, "That's what I mean. ”
Bu Xiu said, "Aren't you afraid that the people of the Five Famous Pavilions will recognize you?"
Elder Kai said, "We rarely show up, and no one outside knows us. ”
Buxiu said: "Then go down and have a look! I have been in this world for several years, and I haven't been shopping!"
Elder Kai was stunned, "You are not from this world?"
Bu Xiu sneered and said, "What are you kidding? Do you think we look like people from this world? Our pets are all mythical beasts, how can we compare with people from this world?"
Elder Kai was a little shocked when he heard this, and said, "Could it be that you are from the Immortal Realm?"
Bu Xiu said: "You think I'm bragging to you, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, don't say it!"
Although Elder Kai was compared to a dog, he didn't get angry and didn't ask any more questions.
The empty city slowly emerged in their sight, the city was very large, with a radius of dozens of miles, and the monks in the city came and went frequently, like flies on carrion, buzzing endlessly.
Elder Kai led them to the top of the empty town, and when they saw a wide street, it was no different from the worldly streets, and the streets were lined with people and shops.
Everyone walked along the street, only to see that these shops sell more special things, almost no sales of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, selling all the essential supplies for monks such as elixir magic weapons and weapons, of course, women are also essential supplies for monks, so I saw a few green buildings, and there were women with heavy makeup standing at the door, who were scratching their heads and posing to solicit customers, and it was unbearable to see Buxiu.
There are also a lot of stalls on both sides of the street, the weapons sold are ancestral things, and the elixirs sold are ancestral secret recipes, of course, this is all shouted by the vendors themselves, whether it is ancestral or not, they don't know, no one believes it anyway, what's more, they actually saw a sloppy-looking person selling elixir, so they heard the man shouting loudly: "Come on, come on, authentic elixir, ancestral secret recipe, Tong Su no."
Bullying, the price is fair, as long as a piece of white crystal. A piece of white crystal, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, but you can buy a piece of white crystal, you can buy eternal life. I'm not selling a panacea, I'm selling a ...... of chance."
Bu Xiu asked Elder Kai and said, "Why hasn't such a person been hacked to death?"
Elder Kai said: "This is the territory of Pengxian Pavilion, no one dares to make a mistake!"
Bu Xiu said: "Then this kind of blatant deception, Pengxian Pavilion doesn't care?"
Elder Kai said, "Who told you that he was a liar?"
Buxiu said: "Lie down, aren't you liars like this? Are there still liars in the world? If there is really an elixir of life, everyone is not allowed to squeeze their heads to grab it? They only sell a piece of white crystal and treat everyone as a pig?"
Elder Kai said: "Haven't you heard that some immortals come to the mortal world to look for an opportunity, and they use such unbelievable methods? Why do you conclude that he is a liar after you only see him? Don't you think it's too arbitrary? The world is true or false, and the world in your eyes may not be the real world!"
Bu Xiu smiled and said, "I can't see that what Elder Kai said is quite profound!"
Elder Kai ignored him and walked straight forward.
Bu Xiu stopped at this time, and saw a shop on the side, with a signboard that read "Variety Villa", he couldn't help but be a little curious, and turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaobai and said, "What does this Variety Villa sell?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "I don't know!"
Bu Xiu grabbed his hand and said, "Let's go, go and see! I'm so curious!" Regardless of whether Jiang Xiaobai disagreed, he pulled him into the Hundred Variations Villa.
It is said that it is a villa, but it is actually a shop, and it is very deserted, only the shopkeeper is alone, lying in a rocking chair in the center of the store, already asleep, making a slight snoring sound.
Bu Xiu and Jiang Xiaobai looked around, and saw that the walls were full of people's skin masks, densely packed, there were thousands, men, women, and children, all kinds of faces, and the two of them only felt that their scalps were numb and panicked.
Buxiu said: "It turned out to be a mask seller. ”
Jiang Xiaobai said: "There's nothing to see, let's go!"
When the shopkeeper heard someone speak, he opened his eyes suddenly, stood up, and hurriedly put on a smiling face regardless of his anxiety about waking up, and said, "Two guest officers, are you inconvenient to walk outside, and you want to change your makeup?"
Buxiu hurriedly said: "Oh no, we just just hang out!"
The shopkeeper was angry, still smiling, and said: "Since the guest officer is also idle, it is better to experience the craftsmanship of my Variety Villa and live a different self, not that I brag, my Variety Villa's disguise technique, not to mention in the empty city, even if you look at the entire Sky Continent, it is also unmatched!"
Buxiu said: "Are you bragging? Why is there no business if you are so powerful?"
The shopkeeper was not angry, and said with a smile: "I brag, you go to Chunhualou to have a look, the top brand of Chunhualou is what I packaged for her, in fact, she is extremely ugly, everyone vomits, but with my Variety Villa's disguise technique, you go and see it now, the first beauty in the empty town, you can make you drool for three days when you see it!"
Buxiu exclaimed, "So powerful?"
In fact, this shopkeeper is lying, that Yun Yu was originally born beautiful, beautiful as a flower, and he was already the top brand of Chunhualou before he met him, just because he coveted her beauty, but he couldn't afford to pay for the night
, I couldn't help but feel jealous, so I maliciously slandered her, and by the way, I made a promotion for my craft, killing two birds with one stone.
There are too many lies, and I think it is true, the shopkeeper looked proud, and whispered: "But it's not, if you don't believe it, you can experience it at night, and you can go during the day, I promise not to see a little flaw, and I will definitely be amazed by my craftsmanship!"
Buxiu nodded and said, "You cow!"
The shopkeeper said: "Isn't it very exciting? Do you want to make yourself handsome and loved by everyone?"
Buxiu said: "But we are already handsome enough, and if we become handsome again, it will not be the icing on the cake, but the icing on the flower, so what do you have to do? Do you think that the death of the little girl will not pay for her life?
It was the first time that the shopkeeper had met such a shameless customer, and he was speechless for a while, blinking his eyes.
Buxiu said again: "Well, I don't need to be handsome, since you blow so big, can I become whoever I want?"
The shopkeeper was in good spirits and said: "You are really right, with my skills, as long as you have a face shape, you can become whoever you want, if you don't believe it, I can let the two of you experience it, I can make the two of you exactly the same, just like twins, I guarantee that even your wives can't be separated, if it's different, don't take a penny!"
Buxiu exclaimed, "So powerful?"
The shopkeeper looked proud and said: "Of course, my Variety Villa is well-known at home and abroad, and it depends on word of mouth!"
The shopkeeper thought that Bu Xiu would definitely praise him again when he heard this, but he didn't expect Bu Xiu to change his words and say, "Then will you often become someone else's husband to play with other people's wives?
The shopkeeper felt that this guy's speech was completely out of order, which always caught him off guard, and said, "How is that possible? There are rules and regulations, and such an immoral thing can only be done by animals." ”
Buxiu said: "Okay, I have a plan in my heart, I'll go out for a walk first, and when I need it, I'll come to you again!"
The shopkeeper is a businessman in the end, his face is still like a spring breeze, and he said with a smile: "No problem, the guest officer is in need, even if he comes to me, even if he doesn't need it, he can also introduce friends in need to come over, enter this door, we are friends, friends come, at least eight percent off, my name is Fat Three!"
Buxiu nodded and said, "Okay!
After speaking, he turned around with Jiang Xiaobai and walked out of the store, and the fat three stood at the door to see him off, and shouted: "The guest officer walks slowly!"
Bu Xiu turned around and waved his hand, and left with Jiang Xiaobai.
Elder Kai was standing in front of them and waiting for them, and when he saw them coming unhurriedly, he said, "Do you really have leisure and leisure?
Buxiu said: "I'm afraid that if I don't go shopping now, I won't be able to go shopping in the future!"
Elder Kai shook his head, didn't speak, and walked half a street forward, and found a wine shop, so he looked at Jiang Xiaobai and said, "Why don't we go in and have some wine, the news here is the most well-informed, and by the way, inquire about the situation?"
Jiang Xiaobai nodded.
Because Elder Kai had brought thousands of people, he couldn't rush in at once, and there was no place to sit when he poured in, so he turned around and ordered his subordinates: "Go shopping by yourself, find something to eat, and gather here in an hour!"
The subordinates answered, and after a while, they dispersed, leaving only a few backbones.
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