11. Wind.26 (27)

Everyone on the stage was in a cold sweat.

The villains and the crowd were all like this, and even the hardboard paintings and prop trees that served as backgrounds trembled in the windless theater, polishing until the shiny oak floor was overwhelmed, and let out a "rolling" moan.

The reason is that in the center of the stage, the actor who is wearing heavy armor and plays the role of a paladin.

At first glance, it just feels like a naughty child who puts on his armor and plays the role of a hero. Without the thick muscles that hold up the armor, the tall figure does not depict a strong silhouette, but instead accentuates the impression of thinness. Compared to the slender body, the breastplate was too thick to make the knight look like a potato with a matchstick stuck in it.

Such a strong sense of incongruity already makes people feel weird, because of the removal of the helmet protective mask, the wonderful sense of oppression that cannot see the other party's face, but clearly feels the forced gaze, makes people feel inexplicably frightened.

If that's all there is to it, that's fine. Everyone can take it as the atmosphere rendering needed for the performance, and then deal with it calmly.

It's just that...... What actor would release such a strong murderous aura?

There is no need to look at the eyes behind the tin can, just standing on the same stage, the strong murderous aura will engulf the existence of others, and all the actors sense from the depths of their souls that the slightest rash move will be dismantled. It was as if the tips of countless swords were pressed against the skin, and no one dared to act rashly.

"It's coming—"

A lazy chirp like a nap kitten sounded, and the knight took a step forward.

There was still no one on stage to respond, not because they forgot their lines and actions. In the face of the murderous aura, the actors couldn't even move a finger. If you are a true warrior, you should pick up your spirits and be ready to meet the enemy. What is standing on the stage now is nothing more than a young man who has smelled a wisp of gunpowder smoke on the practice ground, and an actor who makes a temporary cameo. For them, it was the first time they faced the breath of actual combat and death.

Carrying a giant sword, the armor made a "click, click" sound, approaching the actors.

"I ...... We surrender!!"

Regardless of the qiē, the "bad guys" threw their knives, guns and sticks out one after another. The onlookers also threw their hoes and sickles to the ground.

The moment the voice was called. All the pressure disappeared, the actors who felt their shoulders relaxed, gasped, and the most unbearable ones were still lying on the ground.

"Uh-what's next?"

Carrying a prop sword taller than a human on her shoulder, Valrhona, the actor of "John Knight", asked in a dejected manner.

Smack!!

The paper tube is hit on the cardboard helmet. Minerva shouted menacingly:

"It's too realistic! This is just a rehearsal. How can there be such a murderous aura!We almost thought we were facing a tyrannosaurus rex!!"

Roland on the side secretly took out a handkerchief to wipe away the cold sweat, he never imagined that Minerva's intuition was so accurate and could be so close to the truth. Glancing at Silas and Nidhogg, who were sitting around the small round table. The two-headed dragon didn't seem to hear what was just said, and was concentrating on destroying the crepes and chocolate pudding. I haven't copied those horrible guys in my hands yet, saying things like "you know too much". Valrhona on the stage also only looked sleepy, and did not say anything more.

"I can't help it. ”

Taking off her helmet, the blonde girl scratches her cheek with her index finger.

"I didn't feel like I was releasing murderous aura at all, probably because I was careless, and the momentum on my body oppressed everyone, right?"

Hearing this speech, which was even more nervous than Minerva's, Roland couldn't bear it anymore, covered his forehead and sighed.

Strictly speaking, Valrhona is right, and what she is unleashing is indeed not murderous. It's just that the mood is unhappy, like some negative emotions radiating from the surroundings, which indirectly affects everyone. It's the same as when a guy in a bad mood passes through a crowd, the mood of the crowd fluctuates and there is a subtle resonance. The problem is that, as an ancient species, Valrhona has too much influence on humans.

"No way!"

Minerva waved the script rolled into a cylinder and stepped forward and said:

"Although the performance is to spare no effort to create a real audio-visual feeling in the onlookers, if even the audience is scared away, how can the play continue?!"

Look...... Her Royal Highness really devoted herself to the creation of acting, and her strong spirit even made Valrhona flinch a little, her height was obviously higher than Minerva, but at this moment she felt that the other party was unusually tall.

"Again, even if you're looking for realistic results, it's good. But there will be a knight with the smell of 'I'm going to cut you all down today?!How long have you been an actor?!"

"Since yesterday!"

As soon as Minerva finished speaking, Valrhona, who had been out of breath, immediately replied unceremoniously.

“......”

For a moment, the high-raised script didn't know where to fall. Finally, he slowly hid the paper tube behind his back, covered his mouth with his fist and coughed a few times, Minerva said seriously:

"Listen, Miss Valrhona, you're playing the role of John Paladin. As a paladin, he is righteous at all times. Even if you are alone in the face of tens of millions of enemy troops, even the strong dragon released should be a clear and scorching fighting spirit!!"

“...... Let's not talk about this amazing speed of changing faces, if you really have to face the dragon clan alone, all that comes out of human beings is the smell of sweat and feces and urine incontinence, right?!"

Nidhogg nodded in agreement with Silas, and then went back to destroy the desserts, only Roland noticed that the corners of the two guys' mouths curled into a sneer.

Paladin John has a wide range of folk legends, except for those stories about fighting with Lord Grande, the most famous is that this paladin slays a dragon. And this is not just a legend, it seems that it has left a record on the side of the dragons.

Let Xiang play the dragon slayer warrior with a strong sense of self-esteem...... Let's not talk about whether this is a dragon knight or a dragon knight.,This behavior itself is a shameful PLAY.。 Coupled with the fact that this is a mandatory requirement for Niederhogg, the winner of the Wealth Show, this makes the atmosphere of the punishment game even stronger.

"I can't stand this thing, it's so sad. ”

Before she sat down in the chair, Valrhona couldn't wait to take off her paper armor, and the sound of crackling cloth broke one after another, and her plump breasts burst out of the chest cloth, and the waves that bounced up and down immediately made several men squirt out nosebleeds and fall down with a happy face.

The elastic redundancy of paper armor is much better than that of metal armor, but it is obviously impossible for armor based on the lines of the male body to take care of women's breasts, on the contrary, for the sake of performance, to highlight masculinity, it is even more impossible to make the big breasts that are symbolic of women ...... Uh, boobs protruding in front of the audience. As a result, it was wrapped in multiple layers of chest cloth and then covered with paper armor. But as soon as you take off the paper armor, the corset is blown up, which is really ......

"Can't you play a female role?!! No...... People are fed up with it!!"

With her hands on her chest, still unable to completely conceal the straight lines, bathed in the eyes of the men glittering like beasts, the sorrow of the dragon princess ran through the dome of the Opéra Garnier. (To be continued......)

PS: uh...... I drank too much, and I didn't post it until now, so I'm sorry.