Chapter 582: Sobering up
When Chu Xunyu and Wangchen saw Mu Yuan, they were in a teahouse, drunk on the table, sleeping soundly, full of wine, the two of them were surprised, and Wangchen was very strange, so he turned his head and asked Chu Xunyu: "Mu Yuan can drink?"
"Of course not. Chu Xunyu replied in a low voice angrily, "This kid is a disciple of Buddhism, at most he occasionally drinks a glass or two of vegetarian wine, he has always been very cautious, how did he become like this today, forget it, let's get this kid back first." ”
After that, he and Wuchen put Mu Yuan's arms up and left, and the guy in the restaurant hurriedly came up and said, "Second master, please settle the wine money first." ”
Chu Xunyu secretly said unlucky, it turned out that this kid hadn't given the money yet. I had no choice but to take out a little loose silver and throw it on the table to leave, but Xiao Er stopped them again, saying that it was not enough.
"Not enough?" Chu Xunyu was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "This is as much as two taels, not enough? What kind of wine is drinking? Could it be the hundred-year-old 'drunk Taibai' of the Yellow Crane Tower?"
"Not really. Xiao Er rubbed his hands together and smiled, "It's just ordinary wine." ”
"How much?"
"Fraction is not counted, it is exactly one hundred taels. ”
"What?!" Chu Xunyu was furious, pointing at Xiao Er and scolding angrily, "You guy, don't you think that we are from a foreign country and are easy to bully? Usually the wine costs a hundred taels? You grab it, don't bully people too much, be careful to provoke a fire and smash your shop." ”
"Wronged, guest officer!" Xiao Er replied with a sad face, "It was this drunk guest officer who had to gamble with others, saying that if he lost, he would settle all the wine money in the whole building today, but this turned out to be a loss, so he had to ask him for silver." ”
"Ah, he's still gambling with others?" Chu Xunyu almost got his nose crooked, "What a mess, this kid really hasn't learned well, he learned to gamble and drink in a few days after he went out, and he still owes a lot of debt, it's just ...... Huh, wait, what are you talking about?
Speaking of this, Chu Xunyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Mu Yuan was also a cultivator, even if he was gambling on wine, he could also dissolve these ordinary drinks with cultivation, what kind of wine could be drunk like this? Could it be that he is really so sincere, stupid and still holding on when he knows that the amount of alcohol is not good? At the moment, I sniffed with my nose, a strong wine smell mixed with a faint soft wine fragrance, although this fragrance is light, but it is very strong, such as March peach blossoms, at first glance the smell is refreshing, there is a feeling of drunkenness in the five organs, I feel bad at the moment, this wine is not ordinary, I am afraid that even the drunkenness of the Yellow Crane Tower is too white to compare, it is definitely not something that this mortal restaurant can make, so he asked Xiao Er: "Man, let me ask you, who is he drinking with?"
"This ......" Xiao Er thought for a while, "It seems to be an old drunkard, his whole body is in tatters, and he has a red rosacea nose, which is especially drinkable, and he drank three jars in one go, and later gambled with this guest officer, and it became like this." ”
"What about people?"
"Let's go, see this guest officer fall and leave. ”
Chu Xunyu and Wangchen glanced at each other, and secretly said that it was not good, maybe Mu Yuan had fallen into the way of a cultivator, so he simply didn't bother with it, paid the money and left, and returned to the inn with the drunk Mu Yuan on his arm. As soon as he went back, Chu Xunyu immediately put him on the bed, and then examined Mu Yuan's body in detail, and after some tossing, he found that he was indeed drunk and asleep, and there was no other abnormality, Chu Xunyu couldn't help but shake his head, took out a white pill, put it in a cup, mixed it with water, fed Mu Yuan to take it, and then sat on the side, waiting for the wine to drain out.
This medicine is made by the medicine king's house, called "Liutong Bing", mainly made of cold valley mint, seven-leaf camphor, etc., is specially made of hangover, can make people six senses psychic, pores dilated, drain the smell of alcohol, the wine of the cultivation world can be used to relieve drunkenness, it is said that there was a cynical person three generations ago, that is, Chu Xunyu They had met on Mount Tai before that beggar's grandfather, once gambled with people at the Kunlun banquet, "frustrated" Emei, Shushan, The head of the three factions of the evil sect, in the end, he almost drank to death, thanks to the medicine king's mansion with this medicine, he is worthy of being the holy hand of the medical country.
Forget Chen asked, "Can you solve it?"
Chu Xunyu shook his head: "It is estimated that we will have to wait for a while, let's go down and get some food to pass the time, this wine is unusual, I don't know which master did it, plus this kid's own cultivation is not enough, it is estimated that some of them have waited." ”
Forget Chen stood up and sighed: "Mu Yuan is innocent by nature, and he has no experience in the rivers and lakes, I really don't know which way of provoking the master made this appearance." ”
"Well deserved. Chu Xunyu pursed his lips, stood up and walked out of the door, "Give him a lesson, look at this posture is also a loss to others, I don't know how thick the sky is, or if he encounters some kind of vicious person with a black heart, it is possible for him to confess, eat a trench and grow wise, let him not be so nonsense in the future." ”
The two went downstairs to get some supper to pass the time, and when they came back, it was already midnight, good guys, as soon as they pushed the door, a smell of alcohol came overwhelmingly, and the two of them were caught off guard and almost got a fight. The two hurriedly went to open the window to ventilate, and Mu Yuan lay on the bed on all fours and snored loudly, but his face was much pale.
Chu Xunyu touched his forehead and nodded: "It's almost done, start the 'torture' of this guy." ”
Let's say, directly broke Mu Yuan's head to the side of the bed, hit a basin of cold water, and poured it over with a "bang", Mu Yuan choked, coughed loudly a few times, turned over and vomited, and the house was full of the smell of wine, and when the vomit was clean, he turned over, opened his red and swollen eyes in a daze and asked, "Where am I?"
"At your grandmother's house!" Chu Xunyu was furious, "Are you still embarrassed to ask?"
Mu Yuan nodded stunned: "Oh, grandma is good!" The next moment, he suddenly reacted, jumped up, sat on the bed and screamed: "What is it? I don't have a grandma at all." ”
"You know who you are. Chu Xunyu pinched his nose and called Xiao Er to come over and clean up the filth on the ground, and then asked, "How did you kid get it, you recruited it from the truth." ”
Mu Yuan rubbed his eyes, and then he saw clearly that it was Chu Xunyu and Wangchen standing in front of him, and he was talking to himself in a daze: "Why did I come back?"
"Are you embarrassed to ask?" Chu Xunyu slanted his eyebrows, "Let me ask you, where did you drink the wine? Why did you drink the wine? Who did you drink with the truth?"
"Drinking?" Mu Yuan rolled his eyes in a daze and thought for a long time, touched his head and muttered to himself, "Yes...... It looks like I'm drinking...... With whom did you drink?...... Who is it...... Why drink it......"
"Who to ask, ask yourself!" Chu Xunyu scolded angrily, "After drinking two glasses of obsessive wine, you won't be able to find the north, think about it carefully." Forget Chen shook his head again and again as he watched from the side.
"Oh! That's right!" Mu Yuan suddenly screamed, and stood on the ground barefoot, "I remember, what about that old bastard?"
"Who are you talking about?" Chu Xunyu asked suspiciously.