Chapter 598: The Man in Tsing Yi
In the restaurant, the shopkeeper looked at Li Xunhuan and said, "You already know who I am, right?"
Li Xunhuan smiled and said: "Don't you forget, 'Purple-faced Erlang' Sun Kui was such a prominent figure twenty years ago, he dared to elope with the wife of the chief scoop of the 72 water and land wharves in Jiangnan, I really admire this courage." ”
Sun Kui said angrily: "At this moment, you still dare to speak disrespectfully?"
"Don't you think I'm sarcastic about you, a man is willing to risk his life for the woman he loves, bear the slander of the world, and even sacrifice everything, this kind of man is at least worthy of a man, I did admire you very much, but now ......"
Li Xunhuan shook his head and sighed: "Now I am very disappointed, because I can't imagine that the purple-faced Erlang is actually a villain who worships ghosts and ghosts, and only dares to poison in secret, but he doesn't dare to compete with people with real kung fu." ”
Sun Kui looked at him angrily, and before he could speak, he suddenly heard a person outside the door laugh and said: "You don't want to wronged him, you have to be knowledgeable to poison, just rely on him, he doesn't have such a great ability." ”
It's a woman's voice, and it's beautiful.
Li Xunhuan smiled and said: "Yes, I should have thought that this was Mrs. Rose's means, Li Xunhuan could die at the hands of a famous beauty twenty years ago, but it was not worth his life." ”
The voice laughed and said, "What a mouth that can talk, if I had met you twenty years ago, I am afraid that I would not have eloped with him." ”
In the midst of the laughter, Lady Rose walked in with her waist twisted.
Twenty years later, she doesn't look too old, her eyes are still very amorous, her teeth are still white, but her waist is ......
Well, she really has no waist, and the whole person is like a small water tank, which can only fill two acres of water at most.
Li Xunhuan's expression looked like he had just swallowed a fly, was this Madame Rose?
It is a very regrettable and sad thing for a beauty to grow old, but if she doesn't know that she is no longer in her twenties, and she desperately wants to tie the fat on her body with a corset and cover the wrinkles on her face with fat powder, it will not only be no longer sad, but disgusting and ridiculous.
This truth could not be more obvious, but strangely, most women in the world do not know this truth, perhaps deliberately refusing to know.
Madame Rose wore a small red satin leather jacket and a swastika bun, and you could smell the aroma of shavings oil from a distance.
She looked at Li Xunhuan and said with a smile: "What a romantic Tanhualang, it really lives up to its reputation, I haven't seen such a man in twenty years, but I ...... twenty years ago."
She sighed, and continued: "Twenty years ago, our house was always full of friends, and at that time, the young heroes on the Houjiang and Lakes Road, the merry swordsman, who didn't want to visit me?"
"As long as you can say a few words with me and look at me, they will be as if they have eaten ginseng fruit, and they will be so happy. ”
Sun Kui's face was calm, and he made up his mind not to open his mind.
Li Xunhuan looked at the fat on Mrs. Rose's neck that was shaking like a rose in the wind, and then looked at Sun Kui, and secretly couldn't help sighing, he had seen that this guy's life in the past twenty years had not been easy.
Madame Rose sighed again, and said, "But in the past twenty years, I have really been suffocated, and I have hid in the house every day, and I dare not even see anyone, and I really regret eloping with this unproductive man." ”
Sun Kui couldn't help but let out a long sigh and muttered, "Whoever doesn't regret it is a bastard." ”
Madame Rose cried out, jumped to her feet and said, "What are you talking about?" You say, the old lady has a good life, but she followed you to this ghost place to suffer, a beautiful woman like a flower and jade, she was ruined like this by you, what do you have to regret, you say, say!"
Sun Kui gasped through his nose, and his mouth was tightly closed again.
Madame Rose said: "Tanhualang, you say, is this kind of man without conscience, I knew that he would become like this, and I might as well be ...... at that time It's better to be dead. ”
She rubbed her eyes desperately with her hands, but unfortunately she didn't even get a tear out.
Li Xunhuan smiled: "Fortunately, Mrs. did not die, otherwise I would really regret it for the rest of my life." ”
Madame Rose smiled coquettishly, "Really, do you really want to see me so much?"
Li Xunhuan had a sneering smile on his face, and said, "Naturally, it's true, where can I find a second one for a fat beauty like Madame?"
Madame Rose's face turned white, but Sun Kui couldn't help but laugh.
"Actually, it is useless for Madame to get this golden silk armor, because even if Madame is divided in half from the middle, she will not be able to wear it. ”
Madame Rose gritted her teeth and said, "You...... If I let you die a happy death, I'm sorry for you. ”
She pulled out a very thin and sharp golden hairpin from her head, gritted her teeth and walked towards Li Xunhuan, Li Xunhuan still sat still, as steady as Mount Tai.
Who knew that she rushed to Li Xunhuan, and just wanted to pull the golden hairpin into his eyes, Sun Kui suddenly flew up from behind and kicked her onto the roof.
"Bang Dang"
"Wow"
Her head went out of the roof, but her hundred-pound body was stuck on the roof, and the whole room was about to be shaken by her, and when she fell, there was only half a breath left.
Li Xunhuan was greatly surprised, and couldn't help asking, "Did you kill her to save me?"
Sun Kui said hatefully: "In the past twenty years, I have had enough of her anger, and I am about to be entangled by her, if I don't kill her, I will be forced to death by her in less than half a year." ”
Li Xunhuan nodded with a smile and said, "No wonder you want to kill her, now, it seems that it is only my turn." ”
Sun Kui sighed: "In my conscience, I also think that you died unjustly, but I have to kill you." ”
Li Xunhuan suddenly smiled and said leisurely: "In good conscience, do you think it's easy to kill me?"
Sun Kui's iron fist was about to be raised, and he couldn't help but put it down at this moment, staring at Li Xunhuan for a long time, the corners of his mouth gradually showed a smile, and said: "People like you can actually live until now, it can be seen that it is not easy to kill you, but now ......"
"Hahahaha......" Suddenly, there was a loud laugh outside the door, and someone laughed: "In good conscience, do you think he looks like he has been poisoned now?"
Sun Kui was startled, Huo Ran turned around, there was a man in Tsing Yi standing in front of the door, he was not short, not too tall, his expression was leisurely and chic, but his face was green and seeping, gloomy, as if he was wearing a mask, and as if this was his original face.
If it is in the Condor or Condor World, this person's identity can be broken by almost all people, but unfortunately, this is another world, then he will naturally not be Huang Yaoshi.
With his hands behind his back, he paced in leisurely and said, "If a man wants to poison the drunkard's wine, he is afraid that he can do it, no matter how stupid it is...... Do you say so?"
In the last sentence, he asked Li Xunhuan, and Li Xunhuan suddenly found that this person had the most moving eyes, which were too incompatible with his face.
It's like two pearls embedded in dead pork.