Chapter 0119: The Fire Spirit at the Center of the Earth Creates a Million Weasels
The golden boy said to the old crab: "Don't worry about this, there is a law in the biological world, that is, no matter how abnormal it is, its basic attributes will not change, otherwise, it will not survive." The blackened demon hedgehog will definitely not be able to stand the weasel's stinky fart! But what I'm worried about is that the weasel clan is too weak, and in the face of the thunderous hedgehog army, they won't have time to fart, and they will be crushed into scum by the black-armored giant hedgehog!"
The old badger spirit listened and said, "I will solve this problem." They can blacken demon hedgehogs, we can cremate weasels!"
"Cremation?!"
This word sounded ambiguous to the three human beings, Jin Tong, Yuwan and Sun Tianshi, so the three of them asked out loud in unison.
The old badger spirit explained: "This kind of cremation is not burned with the usual mortal fire, but on the weasel, and the geocentric fire essence is applied. ”
"The Fire Spirit in the Heart of the Earth?!" Yuwan asked aloud.
The old badger spirit further explained: "The fire spirit in the center of the earth is the fire spirit we collect from the core of the earth, and the temperature is as high as 6,000 degrees, close to the temperature of the sun's surface, this temperature can completely restrain the dark particles in the black hole of the universe!"
As for how to apply the geocentric fire essence to the weasel, Golden Boy felt that there was no need to ask in detail.
However, there was one question that Golden Boy felt compelled to ask.
"Auntie, how much time will it take to apply the geocentric fire essence to a huge number of weasel spirits!"
The old badger spirit said: "The demon clan has more than one million giant demon hedgehogs, then, in order to increase the coefficient of victory, we must form an army of two million weasels to ensure absolute superiority in numbers." I mobilized all the country, so that all the fire masters were all involved in the weasel cremation transformation, even so, the army of three million weasels, it would take about a week. ”
Yuwan said: "Such a big project, it will be completed in about a week, which is fast enough!"
The golden boy did not squeak, but looked thoughtful.
When the old man heard this, he said: "The Goblin Kingdom dispatched such a large-scale army, how can we send troops to our Water Spirit Kingdom!" I have decided to dispatch our royal army, and the royal army is our army of Crabs, we have a total of 1.6 million Crab Army, leaving 600,000 caretakers, and the other 1 million, all dispatched!"
It's rare for an old crab to be so generous!
The old badger spirit looked at the old mantis and said with a smile: "Hehe, malign, if you are so active in the war, you are not afraid of the demon girl in red, and the hundred human beauties she promised you are yellow?"
The old man's face suddenly flushed slightly, his huge chest straightened, and he said, "Isn't the multilateral negotiation already broken? The list of a hundred human beauties has long been used as a poop paper to wipe my belly!"
The old crab said with righteous indignation, but the list of a hundred human beauties has always been treasured in his ** pocket!
With such a fragrant and pleasant smell, he was reluctant to use it as a rubbing paper!
At this time, the six girls, who had been silently listening to everyone's conversation, said: "I thought of a question, what if within seven days, our weasel army has not been completed, and the demon clan leads the hedgehog army to attack?"
Just now, the golden boy was thoughtful, thinking about this practical problem.
The question of the six girls reminded the others that it was entirely possible for the demon clan to attack again within seven days, so they all thought with a stern face.
In the end, it was the golden boy's brain that turned fast, and he had an idea in a moment, looked at the old mantith with a smile, and said: "To deal with this problem, I'm afraid that I will trouble the leader of the water spirit clan." ”
"Me?!" The old mantis suddenly widened his already wickedly big eyes, and said, "The meaning of the Golden Boy Immortal is to let the water tribe elite send troops to resist for seven days?"
Jin Tong smiled: "How can you let the Shui Tribes send troops alone, in the case of unprepared joint operations, the Shui Tribes send troops alone, it is a very dangerous thing, if you don't get it right, it will cause heavy losses, and even wipe out the whole army!"
Although the old crab has been cultivating for 10,000 years and has profound skills, his brain is at most half of the golden boy's speed, and after listening to the golden boy's words, he asked with a confused face: "Then what are you going to trouble me?"
The golden boy stopped laughing, looked at the old man seriously, and said in a serious tone: "Trouble the old man to go to the front-line command post of the demon clan." ”
The front-line command post of the demon clan is where the red-clothed demon girl and the demon master are stationed.
As soon as the golden boy said this, everyone present guessed what the golden boy thought.
Yuwan and Huanhuan smiled at the golden boy and snickered, the six girls and her mother looked at each other and snickered, and Sun Tianshi laughed alone.
No matter how slow the old man's brain was, it turned a corner, and the old face suddenly turned red.
Previously, the demon girl in red said in front of everyone that she had a night of fun with the old man, and later, the old mantis defended the old badger spirit and others in every way, saying that they didn't even touch a single hair of the red-clothed demon girl, however, in the end, whether they touched it or not, where did they touch the red-clothed demon girl, how can it be proved only by the old mantis's justification!
Of the 10,000 people, 9,999 and a half of them would rather believe in this kind of thing, and most of the remaining half will also be suspicious.
Everyone's eyes soon focused on the old crab.
The old crab said with a red face: "The meaning of the golden boy fairy is to let me go and drink and chat with the slut in red and sing and play mahjong?
I'm going to go! I won't do this kind of thing! Last time, I rashly went to negotiate with the demon girl in red, and as a result, I got into a commotion!
After returning to China, there was a lot of discussion among the government and the public, and the Senate investigated for a week! Although I was finally proved innocent, I left an indelible negative impression among the Chinese people!
If I go again, won't it trigger even greater speculation and investigation? If a pornographic case comes out, won't I be left with a stench for 10,000 years?!"
The old crab was extremely resolute, and he spoke generously, and the corners of his mouth were full of spittle, and finally, he actually said angrily to the golden boy: "Golden boy fairy, you let me go, why don't you go yourself! That demon girl has a soft spot for you, and I can't see it when I'm blind?!"
The golden boy was generalized, but he was not angry, smiling, his tone was calm, and he looked at the old man and said: "Hehe, what I mean, it's definitely not to let the old man go to drink tea and chat with the demon girl in red, and make a fart, in that case, isn't it difficult to be old for the old man?"
When the golden boy said this, the old crab felt a little more comfortable, and asked, "Then what are you asking me to do with her?"
The golden boy said softly, "Sue for peace." ”
"Ask for ...... Asking for peace?" the old mantith was suddenly surprised, and said, "Isn't the negotiation between the leader of the demon clan and the leader of the goblin clan already broken? Isn't the two sides already at war?