Chapter 367: Striking the Grass and Startling the Snake
Tai Bai Xing wiped his sweat again, lowered his head, arched his hands, and said respectfully: "Tell him that you are wearing Jiao skin armor to see the queen mother, but you are not wearing official clothes, it is a crime, and it is impossible to teach you a few words as a mother......? But fortunately, Niangniang Yaliang, don't bother with your monkey head, it is said that it is a misunderstanding, why don't you hurry up and accept it?'"
With that, he quietly raised his eyelids and stared at the Queen Mother carefully.
The Queen Mother was still pale, but she didn't even look at Tai Bai Xing, she just sat quietly, staring at the empty table in front of her, as if she had lost her soul.
The entire Yaochi hall was so quiet that there was no sound, and everyone was worried and quietly paid attention to the Queen Mother's every move.
Although Tai Bai Xing's words are not pretty, they are decent enough. If it was usual, the group of Zixian families around would have to echo a few words, either praising the queen mother's magnanimity, or scolding the monkey for not knowing whether he is alive or dead, but at this moment, no one dares to speak.
After staying in silence for a while, the Queen Mother slowly closed her eyes and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Go out." ”
"Huh?" the immortals all looked at each other.
"Get out of here!"
Under the hysterical roar, the immortals standing on both sides of the main hall were so frightened that they crawled out of the hall one by one, for fear that something would happen if they walked slowly.
Tai Bai Xing also wanted to slip away, but before he could take a step, he already heard the Queen Mother shouting at him: "You!
Suddenly, Tai Bai Xing shuddered. But he could only stand helplessly.
When all the immortals have evacuated the main hall. The Queen Mother stared coldly at Tai Bai Xing. Gritted his teeth and said: "This palace not only wants him to be removed, but this palace also wants him to die!
Hearing this, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly bowed down and shouted, "I understand my humble position!"
"And ......" The queen mother hesitated slightly, gasped sharply, gritted her teeth and said, "That monkey, what kind of cultivation is it?"
"Back to the mother's words. He...... That demon monkey is the peak cultivation of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and his cultivation is the path of the practitioner. ”
"How many troops do you need to defend against him?"
"This ......"
"You immediately find a way for this palace, no matter what means you use, within one day, mobilize enough troops for this palace to defend against that demon monkey and station it in Yaochi!
"This ......" Tai Bai Xing's pale eyebrows seemed to be twisted together, gritted his teeth, and replied, "Humble obedience!"
Does the platinum star have military powers? Obviously, no. But he didn't have the courage to tell the Queen Mother at this time that he "couldn't do it".
......
At this time, the monkey had not yet finished walking through the long white jade corridor of Yao Chi. The news of his troubles in the Yaochi Hall had already reached the ears of the two subordinates.
When he first heard this unbelievable news, Zhou Siyuan took a sip of tea and sprayed all over his face.
Just a moment ago. The two of them were still sitting in the suspended ship, imagining the monkey returning from a disgraced wolf after being harshly trained by the queen mother, and pondering what words to use to comfort the monkey for a while in order to win his trust. But at this moment, they could only rush out of the ship, and waited for the monkey to return.
People don't even pay attention to the queen mother, which green onion are the two of them? Maybe one of them will be cut off first and then played if he doesn't pay attention.
This monkey is not a person they can afford to mess with at all!
Seeing the monkey and the wind chime from a distance, these two goods even rushed over, bowing their heads and selling obediently to please one after another, the left sentence "adult wise" and the right sentence "adult Shenwu", that flattering appearance seems to have long forgotten the original plan.
Looking coldly at the two who were smiling like clowns and constantly breaking out in a cold sweat, the monkey asked softly, "All know?"
"Your Excellency...... What do you mean?"
"Things in the main hall. ”
The two of them listened to it for a while, giggled, and were embarrassed.
Step by step onto the lock bridge and into the ship, the monkey said casually: "I just provoked that girl, and then you have to be careful everywhere, you should all understand." ”
"Understand, understand. The two nodded.
"In a while, Tai Bai Xing will send my seal or something, and when the time comes, this handover will have to be done seriously. ”
"Of course, of course, hehehe, subordinates do things, don't worry. Come, my lord, please come here. ”
"Therefore, I plan to move out the accounts of Pan Taoyuan over the years and count them, those peaches one by one, those flowers also have to be counted once, no, three times, half of them are not allowed to be missed. If there's anything wrong, I'll have to deal with you before she can do it to me. ”
Hearing this, the smiles of the two people froze on their faces, and sweat rained down.
"What's wrong?" asked the monkey.
"No, my lord, this weather...... It's a little hot. ”
Now, they couldn't even laugh.
The ship set sail.
As soon as he sat down in the cabin, Zhou Siyuan excused himself to go and see some problems in the suspended ship, and retreated. After a while, the campus said that his stomach hurt again and ran away.
In the small cabin, only the wind chimes and the monkey remained.
The wind chime opened the door and looked suspiciously at the aisle outside the door, and said softly, "What's the matter with these two people? ”
The monkey paced to the corner, stretched out his hand and pushed the porthole open a crack, looked out of the porthole, and said, "Look at it." ”
"What's wrong?" the wind chime craned his head and looked out for a long time, but he didn't understand.
"Don't you notice that the speed of this ship is particularly slow? At this speed, the distance between Yaochi and Pan Taoyuan is less than half an hour, and it will take at least three or five hours to walk. When I came, this ship was not like this. ”
"You mean the ship is really broken?" asked Wind Chime.
The monkey looked at the wind chimes, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Even if it's not broken, they have to break it." ”
Wind Chimes became more and more confused, and said, "Could it be that they want to cheat you here?"
"They don't have the guts. ”
"That'...... I still don't understand. ”
"Do you remember what the Qing family taught me that day?" the monkey walked to the table and sat down, sipping his tea one by one, pondering something. Sighed softly: "That greedy trick." Plainly. It's an omission. As long as the number of peaches is remembered from the time of flowering, when it is ripe, the extra peaches will be their own. Before I took office, the position of Pantaoyuan Siyuan was vacant, and the power was equal to the two of them. This kind of trick can even be imagined by the Qing family, how can these two sitting in positions not think of it?"
"How long does it take for a peach to bloom and bear fruit?"
"During this period, the number of peaches in the peach orchard and the number of flowers. That's definitely not right. Not less, but more. When my new officials take office, they will certainly be afraid. But no matter how jealous I am, I'm afraid that I will be lucky, and I am reluctant to cut the extra flowers and fruits that I have been waiting for for a long time......, right?
Speaking of this, the monkey paused slightly, looked at the wind chime with a smile and said, "Now you know why they sneaked away, right?"
Feng Chime suddenly realized and exclaimed: "They are now trying to find a way to contact the people of Pan Taoyuan to remove the extra flowers and fruits?"
After thinking about it, she muttered in a low voice: "But the excuses are really bad, 'the boat is broken', 'the stomach hurts'." These are excuses that even fools know. They can even say it. ”
"At this juncture, where can they think so much? Don't find an excuse to hold me back, wait for me to step into the peach orchard. They didn't even have their lives left. ”
"But...... Won't they get away with it?"
"I escaped, but I didn't want to cut them down. ”
Wind Chime thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "I don't understand again." ”
The monkey took a deep breath and explained, "What if you cut them all down? At most, let the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor send two more people, and it will be even more difficult to deal with when the time comes." These two have bad deeds, and it is much easier to deal with them. Now all I want is for them to clean up the peach orchard for me, and don't hide any problems for me to take over. Otherwise, if I take over, I will find out the problem in Pantaoyuan when the time comes...... Even if I can really prove that it has nothing to do with me, I will inevitably be charged with negligence. When the time comes, it's hard to say what will happen. ”
"Monkey, you're so smart. After listening to it for a long time, Feng Chime couldn't help blinking his eyes and sighing: "You know a lot, and you look forward and backward, and you know everything." When you first arrived at the three-star cave of the slanting moon, you didn't know as much as I did, and you often had to ask me. Over the years...... Now it's like I'm always asking you, and you prompted me that I didn't understand ......."
"You don't have to understand this, and I don't want you to. The monkey reached out and pinched the cheek of the wind chime and said, "However, since you complain that I don't tell you anything, from now on, everything I do, I will tell you." When I have the opportunity one day, I'll tell you everything in the past, are you satisfied?"
"Yes!" the wind chime nodded heavily and smiled sweetly.
......
At this time, although the monkey was still halfway to Pan Taoyuan, the matter of the Yaochi Hall had already been made into several versions and spread throughout the entire Heavenly Court, even the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Hall was no exception.
When he heard the news, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but laugh and cry: "This Queen Mother of the West, she is also used to being powerful and blessed on weekdays, so she didn't expect that she would kick on the iron plate one day?
"Now, the Queen Mother is afraid that she will have to think about the demon monkey even if she is dreaming. ”
"That's fine. The Jade Emperor snorted and said, "The matter of the demon monkey can't be delayed any longer, if the Queen Mother of the West doesn't do her best, I still have to worry about it." ”
Next, all you need to do is sit in this Lingxiao Treasure Hall and watch them put on a good show. The Jade Emperor thought leisurely. (To be continued......)
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