Zhang Xiaoheng smiled and said, "What, mother, in fact, I think it's still a bit problematic with your title." ”

Xiuniang stretched her face: "Oh?

"How can anyone call their sons sons? They are all called milk names, or nicknames, and more often than not, they take a word from their names, and then call them 'son', right? For example, Li Tieniu's mother calls him Niu'er, and Liu Nioji's mother calls him Ni'er. ”

Li Xiuqing asked: "How ugly is gnawing, why don't you call it (chicken)?"

"......" Everyone looked at him expressionlessly, and Li Xiuqing suddenly realized: "Ah! I see, I see! Hahaha, it's the fault of the lowly position, the wrong place of the lowly position." ”

"Cough!" Zhang Xiaoheng said: "What, me, my name has long been called crooked, they all call me arrogant brother, in fact, it should be very arrogant, very arrogantYou can choose one of the three words, call me Zhang'er, arrogant, or Heng'er." ”

Xiuniang was stunned: "Huh, Heng'er?"

"Eh, then call it Heng'er, mother. Zhang Xiaoheng smiled and handed over a red envelope: "Come, mother, you take it, this is a seal, no, change the mouth fee, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, you have to be responsible for me, when the time comes, say the words that leaked your mouth, hehehe, hehehe!"

"What do you want!"

"Then I will punish you for eating five plates of spiritual food at one meal and kill you!"

"......" Xiuniang was speechless: "Are you really the leader of the Three Realms Alliance? Why do I always think you are a mallet?"

"Hahaha, I won't be angry, my mother said that I am a mallet, then I am a mallet, anyway, the mallet is also a mallet, yes. Zhang Xiaoheng received without psychological pressure.

"Ha!" Xiuniang looked up to the sky and laughed, and lowered her voice: "I seem to be really your mother......"

Zhang Xiaoheng heard: "Xiuniang has to be closer than her mother, you have to remember, acting! You have to act closer than your mother, I also have to act better than my son and son, life is like a play all depends on acting, the acting skills are good, and the stage will come tomorrow, understand?" The stage, that is the battlefield, as you just said, as the leader of the alliance, etiquette must be in place, my place is the ruler of the whole alliance, in the future, everyone will feel that the Three Realms Alliance is exquisite, the mother and son are filial, and the bearing is extraordinary, it must be a good place, so in the future, everyone will come to join ah, right?"

"......" Xiuniang stared at him expressionlessly for a long time, and finally covered her face and shook her head: "Tengu is on top, what kind of sin have I done? Big brother, otherwise I don't want this red envelope, okay? Or I'll give you a red envelope, okay? Just beg the eldest brother to spare me." ”

Zhang Xiaoheng laughed: "That's not good, it's so easy to find you, how can I let it go? You look away, it's a real warrior, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, dare to become a different fireworks, otherwise, what district do we use to cook ginseng and chicken blood borscht? Think about it, the matter of blessing the soul is still waiting, in order for us to cooperate more closely, you have to help me in this matter." ”

"Huh, you're threatening me?"

Zhang Xiaoheng said: "Don't talk nonsense, in fact, this is just a way to enhance understanding, don't hide it from you, I also want to bless the soul of life, in order to deepen cooperation, of course we have to cooperate, then, let's do a hundred good things together, it's better to do a big thing together, such as this matter, not only do you have no loss, I also have to call you a mother, you also have a son for free, I am equivalent to giving you my own handle, how sincere is this?

"Think about it for yourself, do you threaten others to be your own parents?

"......" Xiuniang held back for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "Although you are right, they heard it." "She was talking about Li Xiuqing and others.

"It's fine. Zhang Xiaoheng glanced at him: "I'll kill him when I go back." ”

"Ah?!" Li Xiuqing was stunned.

"Poof!" Zhang Xiaoheng sneered: "Just kidding, Brother Li, let me tell you, she is really my mother, but she doesn't want to admit it, now that I'm married, I want a mother to sit in the high hall, right? You think about it, at this time, I said yes, who else dares to say no? You go to the street and say that the alliance leader has found a fake mother, who believes it? There is no special benefit to recognizing a mother, right? So, this handle is very chicken, and there is equal to nothing. ”

Xiuniang thinks about it carefully, and this is indeed the truth, what if the alliance leader tells you with great fanfare? Let's just say that this is a trick, but how to use it? Even if you go to the street like a shrew and shout "The alliance leader lets a woman pretend to be his mother!" That's useless, maybe after it is made public, people will be more sympathetic to the alliance leader's life experience and support him more.

Xiuniang also figured it out: "Okay, dare to love this is a pit, it's useless if I jump down?"

"But it doesn't hurt for you, you have an extra son. Zhang Xiaoheng said: "Actually, you can take advantage of the cheapness." ”

Xiuniang stuck out her tongue: "Okay, I'll just take it like this." ”

Zhang Xiaoheng smiled with satisfaction: "Then Li Xiuqing, you continue." ”

"Ah......" Li Xiuqing was still in a state of shock, Zhang Xiaoheng didn't carry him at all in this passage just now, he hasn't come back to his senses yet, my God, what did I hear?

Zhang Xiaoheng said: "Don't worry, I won't kill my mouth, it's just a joke, we've been messing around for so long, you know me." ”

Li Xiuqing said in a daze: "No, alliance leader, you said just now, she is really your mother, is this true?"

"Of course it's true. Zhang Xiaoheng said.

"Fake, of course. Xiuniang said so.

The two frowned at each other, and Xiuniang angrily snorted: "Why are you like this? ”

Zhang Xiaoheng snorted angrily: "Why are you like this? ”

Xiuniang: "If you want to perform, it will start tomorrow!"

Zhang Xiaoheng: "Tomorrow you will be in a hurry, as the saying goes, you will be accompanied by three lights in the morning, and three panics in the evening, do you understand?

Xiuniang raised her head: "Hehe, I just have to prepare first, what's the matter? If you're not used to it, what can you do with me? I won't say, I won't say, what can you do with me?"

"......" Li Xiuqing was completely speechless, what is this.

......

However, the next day still came, Xiao Er added a heavy spirit array under the blessing of the runes of the blood river, and under the gaze of those who were too high to enter the Three Realms Secret Realm, Xiao Er set sail and sailed into the Three Realms Secret Realm, this is the first time that the flying boat has entered the Three Realms Secret Realm, this kind of pomp is not something that anyone can have.

Although the time is only three hours, this flying ship has indeed broken through the limits of the secret realm of the Three Realms, flying in the forbidden space of the secret realm, in the exclamation of everyone, it swept over the heads of people, including the Wuxiang human race, the twenty clans were all stunned, this alliance leader's wedding, it is really a precedent.