Chapter 1199: Sister Chang'e!!

Life is bitter!

What a terrible Rulai, what a terrible logic!

Thinking of this, Ji Kao couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Nima, when Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun were still calculating the human race and wanted to completely control the human race as a chess piece, the Buddha had already counted everyone and even all living beings thousands of years ago.

In comparison, the IQ of several great saints of Taoism is really a bit insufficient!

Of course, Ji Kao's meaning is not to belittle the Taoist sage.

It's just that as the first person in Buddhism, the status of the Buddha is on par with Hongjun Daozu, and it is normal for him to surpass Yuan Shi Tianzun in terms of IQ.

However, this is not what Ji Kao is worried about now.

What he was worried about was...... Myself!!!

As strong as Amitabha Buddha, as strong as the master of Tongtian, as strong as the incomparably prosperous Taoism and Buddhism, they have all been calculated by the Buddha into the overall situation of 'suffering in life'.

Under such calculations, I am afraid that it will not be long before the era of the end of the law will come, and when the world will be in chaos, the saints of all parties will strike one after another, and their own Qin State, no matter how strong it is, will be involved in the war.

When the time comes, all people will die and all living beings will perish.

Even if you have the system, you still just die early and later!!

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty!"

While Ji Kao was worried, Pig Head Bajie gently stretched out his fat finger and poked Ji Kao.

"Well, what's wrong?"

Looking at the stupid fat pig, Ji Kao retracted his mind and asked.

The fat pig smiled and said a little worriedly: "Your Majesty, your face now is the same as that of the Buddha thousands of years ago...... I also ran to kill myself!"

Ji Kao smiled bitterly when he heard this, and laughed at himself: "Sometimes, it may be a relief to commit suicide! Just like the Buddha, he committed suicide, and he was a hundred." Right now, it's a mess that makes us lose our minds!"

"Huh!"

Bajie waved his hand, and with a move of his fat hand, more than a dozen sour fruits fell into his hand, and after stuffing them into the blood basin, the goods said vaguely while eating.

"Oh, Your Majesty! Buddha, Great Bodhisattva, these people who practice to the extreme are the most boring, and they don't explain anything to us. It's just that if Your Majesty keeps thinking about what they said and what the purpose of what they did, then you would be confused!"

When Ji Kao heard this, he glanced at the pig's head, and suddenly felt that what this philosophical pig said was quite reasonable, so he also picked a few fruits, sat on the ground with Bajie, and said, "Pig, tell me your opinion!"

The pig's head smiled, touched his round belly, and sneered: "There is nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs itself." Your Majesty, if you don't care about everything, can't you still live happily?

Just like my old pig, when Brother Monkey was suppressed and the master was exiled, my old pig didn't eat beef in the east and phoenix in the west?

So, whether you live happily or not depends entirely on yourself. Today's situation is all your own choice. In this way, if your Majesty chooses to suffer by yourself, no one will be able to help you!"

The meaning of the pig's head is very simple, that is, it is happy and unhappy.

Looking at the pig's head that was eaten like dragon meat, Ji Kao suddenly smiled, his mood suddenly improved, and he couldn't help but take out a few bottles of good wine from the storage bag and throw one to Bajie.

Bajie was immediately happy when he saw this, and looked at Ji Kao's storage bag with peach blossom eyes, knowing that there were still good things in it, he couldn't help but work harder.

"Just like now, Your Majesty, you must be distressed about the situation in the world. But, Your Majesty, you know, if you become strong, if you become fearful to them, even to make them fearful, what else do you need to worry about?"

"It's like the old man of the Tongtian Sect Master, how arrogant he is on weekdays, he always looks at people with his nostrils. But Your Majesty, look, isn't he still coming to our Qin Kingdom to help us fight Amitabha?"

"Let's talk about Brother Monkey, back then, Heaven and Buddhism were fighting for him, and they couldn't wait to kneel down and lick Brother Monkey's shoes. It's not because I'm a monkey brother!"

"It's the same thing! As long as we are good, we don't have to worry about everything!"

Looking at the pig's head holding the sour fruit in his hand and pointing out the country here, Ji Kao was suddenly stunned, and said in his heart, how can this philosophical pig look so much like an old treacherous and slippery military advisor?

"Hehe, my old pig is also an old pig who has lived for a thousand years......", Xu saw Ji Kao's doubts, the pig's head sighed quite literarily, and said: "In life, there must always be a living head, my old pig just wants to live comfortably, otherwise, I would not have chosen to go on Your Majesty's thief ship back then!"

Ji Kao was amused by the pig again, raised his fist and hammered his chest and smiled, and said with a smile: "If I had a mind like you, then I would be happy!"

The pig's head was ripe and laughed, stretched out his big hand like a fan, turned his peach blossom eyes, took advantage of Ji Kao's laughter, and passed all the wine from Ji Kao's side, and then said: "Your Majesty, now that you have become the supreme emperor of the people, the two families of Buddhism and Taoism will inevitably win you over in the future." However, before that, you have to show absolute strength, otherwise those guys who look down on people will not give you a good look!"

Ji Kao nodded, and his mood was completely happy.

looked up at the sky and found that the morning sun was about to rise, so I thought that I was in a good mood now and went back to the palace to summon a wave of fierce generals.

Thinking of this, Ji Kao got up, patted the fallen leaves on his body, and then beckoned the pig's head back to the palace.

It's just that after the pig's head got up, his face was embarrassed, and he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty, Brother Monkey and the master, what are you going to do?"

When Ji Kao heard this, his body paused slightly.

According to the words of the Sunshine Bodhisattva before, Brother Monkey should have gone...... Heaven!!!

But where is Heavenly Court?

Thinking of this, Ji Kao turned his head and asked, "Pig, do you remember how you went to heaven?"

"Heavenly ...... Heavenly Court?"

The pig head asked in surprise, then shook his head and muttered: "My old pig was beaten to the dust and cast a pig fetus, but he has never been to heaven again. Later, I heard that Emperor Fuxi made a big fuss in the heavenly court, and I heard that the three swords had smashed the heavenly court. Since then, I have never heard from Heavenly Court again......"

When he said this, the old pig suddenly seemed to remember something, and suddenly his peach blossom eyes were happy, and there were little stars in them, and he said in a twisted and pinched voice: "However, my old pig has acquaintances in the heavenly court." Chang'e, Your Majesty Chang'e, do you know that her palace is quite far away from the Heavenly Court, and it should not have been affected back then.

Your Majesty, you have great powers, and you want to ...... If Sister Chang'e is found, maybe you will be able to find your way to Heaven!!"

Chang'e?

Ji Kao read this name, and a few Chinese TOP50 beauty summoning cards came to mind.

ps: Chang'e runs to the moon, begging for the next link?

Willow Plantar Tree: Ji Kao Seeks the Day!!

(End of chapter)