"Can't escape, can't escape, how can the dignified dragon clan escape in front of humans without a fight......!!"

Valrhona sat with her hands on her knees, her head bowed and muttered. I don't know where I thought it was the autistic teenager who was forced to sit on the giant puppet and the angels who lined up to die and ate it after the battle.

Valrhona isn't a problem child who wakes up and spits out lines like "the ceiling I've never seen," and this isn't a puppet cockpit filled with amniotic fluid.

"Who is it?Which bastard wore my pants?!"

"The script is gone!"

"Under your ass, pig's head!"

"Oh my God, look what these idiots are doing?!"

......

The backstage dressing room on the day of the official performance was reduced to a battlefield, with actors and staff in charge of all sorts of things running around, either shouting at the top of their voices, wiping sweat with the script and reviewing their lines with handkerchiefs. In addition to the crowd, the costumes and props scattered on the ground also came to join in the fun, and in the congested space where it was difficult to even get off their feet, from time to time someone fell because of these gadgets.

After watching this, I can't help but wonder if "can it be staged smoothly like this?" In the backstage space, Valrhona, the actor of John Knight, is muttering something by herself, which really makes people worry about whether her mental state can perform on stage.

"It's just a ...... at this time"

Looking at Valrhona, who was thinking about it alone, Roland, who was transformed into a young actress, couldn't help but cover her forehead and moan.

Valrhona's equipment is called "Neet syndrome" and "home guard syndrome" by Li Lin, and it is a common disease of most dragons. Clinical table xiàn from lying motionless in bed. I don't even bother to eat. I stayed at home for more than ten years, and once I went out, I stabbed more than a dozen people in the downtown area with a knife and other symptoms. Valrhona's symptoms are nervousness, profuse sweating, and self-talk...... It should be considered a complication.

To be more specific, it's the so-called "stage fright".

Named his favorite candy store, he is not ashamed to act like the men's and female heroes in the stage play, and he is also heroic during rehearsals. But when it's time to make your debut on stage, you're really nervous......

"When you slander someone, remember to keep your head up and smile on your face. Even if you scold in your heart, 'you eggless coward', 'a who never lifts a lifetime', and 'I was kicked a hundred times by the horse's hooves as soon as I went out', the business smile on my face must be impeccable. ”

Salome looked in the mirror to reconfirm her makeup. The evil witch raised her eyebrows slightly in the mirror. Even this action is extremely charming and sensational.

"That's the Devil Sergeant in a beautiful mask and speaking in a woman's tone and voice, right?, at that time, there won't be only one dead fat man shooting at you. ”

Scratch the hair. The loose hairstyle looks more and more like a girl working in the countryside. Zhen sighed and added.

"There's going to be a bunch of guys who are driven crazy. Holding a bamboo spear and shouting 'onboard' to charge you. ”

By a group of soldiers who lost their minds, holding bamboo guns. launched a "pig rush" charge, and the jade shattered under the "beautiful devil sergeant chief...... Leaving aside whether this title is degrading or complimentary, there is no doubt that Salome's tune is driving people crazy. Dressed in an obscene robe that outlines the delicate curves of the flesh, holding a lady's pipe in her hand, the witch who incarnates as Beatles winks playfully, knowing the true face of the other party, Zhen still feels the impact of "sometimes cute", and her face is slightly hot.

"If Your Highness hadn't wanted to write heroic stories, Valrhona might not have been under so much pressure. ”

Salome picked up an ink pen and traced it lightly on Zhen's face, and the role of the village girl did not need to be powdered on her face, which saved a lot of trouble. But the "girl" who doesn't know anything about makeup can't figure out the appearance of the character she plays in the mirror. And Salome has to help with everything that is done by professionals.

Zhenwei, who gradually became a village girl, frowned slightly and asked:

"This play is originally a story of a hero saving beauty, right? Therefore, the hero's spirit and deeds must be highlighted, isn't this the main theme?"

"For those who are too extraordinary, or too reckless, to gain the understanding and sympathy of others, and who in turn do not seek them—did His Highness unconsciously project something when writing such a John Knight? ”

Resisting the urge to nod, the tunic wrapped around his waist and abdomen, and the feeling of "it is true" came out of his mind, and Zhen Zhen, who endured the pressure of his ribs a little bit and his face was wrinkled, asked casually:

"How would you write it?"

"There is no escape from the anguish of trivial matters, like a prisoner, a heroic story that leads to tragedy because of character, not fate. ”

Zhen forgot the pain in her chest and stared straight at Salome.

The answer was too natural and too serious to think of what Salome would say. Originally, I thought that she would come up with a story about the protagonist making a contract with a strange creature with red eyes, flexible swinging ears, and a penchant for eating her own corpse, and giving her life to fulfill her insignificant wishes.

If it was Salome, it was entirely possible that such a thing would have been written.

But it was Salome who said the aforementioned insightful and very serious words.

"Heroes like mortals" - when you think about it, this is indeed an attractive subject.

"Seems scared, huh?"

Fastening the buttons on the back of her skirt, Salome continued:

"In terms of efficiency, that's better. ”

"Efficiency?"

"There are two types of classic scripts that will be remembered. Based on the great work that is rooted in the historical memory of the nation and passed down by the times, transcending the nation and extremely shocking, "The Marriage of John Knight" is a representative of the former category, while the latter ...... It hasn't happened yet, but I'm sure it's going to be a tragedy. ”

Tragedy can indeed move people's hearts and be more easily remembered, but Salome's opinion is too absolute.

The works of sadness and sorrow have existed since ancient times, but they have transcended the nation and become eternal masterpieces...... As far as we can see, there doesn't seem to be such a thing as zài.

"This requires some technical breakthroughs, and it is impossible to really move people's hearts with the same lines as the Saishi Club alone. Depending on the timing of the scene, one or two short lines that are just right are more likely to impress the audience. ”

"For example?"

"The knight met the gravedigger disguised as a witch in the cemetery, and the witch told him that all the ancient sages, emperors, generals, commoners, criminals and villains were equal bones after death. They smell and feel the same...... Playing with the skeleton, he asked the knight, 'Did these dry bones have been so upheld in life, and when they died, they had to be thrown around like wooden blocks?'—how does it feel?'

"It seems...... There's a little bit of flavor. ”

Zhen tasted it, and it was indeed worth savoring, but without a more detailed script, she couldn't make a comprehensive evaluation.

Maybe it's time to take a break and rebrand Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet to Charlemagne's theatre......

Salome, who was secretly thinking about piracy, glanced at the corner of the dressing room, where the clock hung pointed to 8:25 a.m., 35 minutes before the show officially began. (To be continued......)

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