"The tutor said, this is a class for our students, you adults want to audit, just listen honestly, if you have an opinion, why don't you come up?"

There was another burst of laughter below, and the general uncle who spoke also laughed: "Okay! I want to listen, a little kid knows what to have a child, haha! Today is really fresh, just say it, if you say it wrong, change your eyebrows Sister Huang!"

Zhang Xiaoheng turned his head and raised his eyebrows at the eyebrow, which means: Did you see it, everyone agreed.

Mei Huang also calmed down at this time, and said this topic by himself, if it is just for the delicate and lovely students, of course it doesn't matter, but in the face of so many rough men, he really can't open his mouth, since this Zhang Xiaoheng stood up and persuaded everyone, why not let him talk about it first?

It's really not going to work...... It's not too late to wait for yourself to sort out your thoughts a little bit, and then come back to the rescue.

Thinking of this, Mei Huang nodded and said to the people below: "Okay, now that Brother Arrogant comes to class, listen to the class well, if you don't listen to the class well, I will throw him out, and Uncle Long will serve!"

...... Meihuang also said a rare joke, but it smoothed out a lot of the chaos brought by Zhang Xiaoheng.

Zhang Xiaoheng had no stage fright in the face of more than 100 people, and drove up as soon as he got up: "If you want to ask how people came out? ”

"Poof......" understands if you understand, and there were two reactions in the audience, led by the uncle just now, everyone who understood laughed, and those who didn't understand looked confused, completely unaware of what those guys were laughing at.

Zhang Xiaoheng glanced at them lightly, pouted and continued: "It's strange for some people, aren't we all born by our parents? Why did we all suddenly become forced out? Here, I want to tell you that in fact, no matter who it is, whether it is a human or not, even a demon or a beast, everyone has a mother, yes, people are born of people, and demons are born of demons, but in the final analysis, everyone is forced out. ”

There was polarization at the scene again, those who didn't understand didn't understand at all, and they looked innocent there, and as for those who understood...... "Poof! Hahahahaha! It's all right, it's all right, it's all forced! It's all the same!

Because he laughed so hard, some people who didn't understand it at all saw him like this, and then saw some female tutors hiding next to him and blushing, so they could only hide to the side and tremble, not daring to raise objections.

"Silence, during class time, please remain quiet. There was chaos below, Zhang Xiaoheng maintained order decently, and then continued: "So, some people understand, and some people don't, so everyone will have questions, how did people force it out?

"Hahaha! Yes, yes, yes!" Sometimes, laughter is poisonous, and it is difficult to stop once it starts, and the uncle who laughs the most exaggerated now is the one who raised objections before, and now he can't stop.

Zhang Xiaoheng looked at him speechlessly: "That...... Isn't it better to be restrained during class time?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry, I won't laugh, don't worry, I promise not to laugh. The uncle patted his face, sat up straight, and forced himself to keep a straight face.

"Hmm. Zhang Xiaoheng nodded, and suddenly pointed to the sky and the ground: "Listen, there is a door between heaven and earth, called the door of Xuan, Xuan's meaning is the mysterious root, and Xuan's meaning is inheritance and reproduction, so the meaning of this door is the origin and inheritance, in addition to this door, there is also a thing called the root of heaven and earth, please see." ”

Saying that, Zhang Xiaoheng drew a portal and a pillar on the spiritual board behind him: "This root of heaven and earth is the jade pillar supporting heaven and earth in the early morning, and this gate of Xuanmu is two pieces of tent door open shyly, when the gate of Xuanmu meets the root of heaven and earth, what will happen?"

"When the golden wind and jade dew meet, there are countless victories in the world, if the two love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight. ”

“...... Hahaha!uh, ahem...... Hahaha!" Now, I don't understand a little bit, but for those who understand, such as the general uncle, Zhang Xiaoheng's car is simply driven into the sludge, but on the surface, this kid is still so serious and decent.

obviously said that he didn't laugh, but the sentence "In the early morning, the jade pillar supports the heaven and the earth, and the two canopy doors are shy open." "As soon as he came out, the uncle almost couldn't hold back, and when he met, the golden wind and jade dew met, but there were countless victories in the world. As soon as he came out, the old uncle and driver laughed directly under the table......

Looking at the city guard officers, mentors, and deacons, their faces were blushing, smiling, and smiling, all staggering there, even if the uncle drilled the table, no one cared for a while.

......

The children stared at each other, and they understood what Brother Arrogant said, but they really didn't understand why the adults had such strange expressions, so they could only listen carefully, for fear of missing something.

Zhang Xiaoheng simply stopped maintaining any order, you laugh at yours, I said mine: "So, the root of heaven and earth and the Xuanqi Gate can be in close contact, when they are in close contact, the root of heaven and earth will release pure yang energy, and a cloud of yin energy will also be generated in the Xuanqi Gate, you can think like this, yin energy is like an egg, yang energy is like a needle, after the combination of yin and yang, it stays in the gate of Xuanqi and becomes a living egg." ”

Saying that, Zhang Xiaoheng painted a tiger on the Xuanqi Gate, and also painted a tiger on the root of heaven and earth, and the "door" and "root" were left in the part of the reproductive tool: "Just like this tiger, do you see? There is a door here for the tigress, and there is a root for the male tiger, after the combination of yin and yang, the living egg is left in the gate of the Xuanqi, the tigress is pregnant, and the little tiger is conceived in the egg, and after he grows to a certain extent, he comes out of the door of the tigress, and the little tiger is born." ”

"Under normal circumstances, how can we describe this Xuanyi Gate?" Zhang Xiaoheng said with a righteous face: "Everyone read it with me. ”

After the word "forced ......" came out, the scene was quiet for a while, and then there was a burst of laughter: "Hahahahaha! hahaha......" At this moment, everyone understood, and everyone followed this laugh.

It is worth mentioning that the general uncle just now had already come out from under the table, and as soon as he heard this word, he went down again......

After everyone laughed for a while, Zhang Xiaoheng pressed his hands and motioned for everyone to stabilize and be quiet before saying, "Everyone, please look." ”

After speaking, he spent two pairs of Xuanqi Gate and Heaven and Earth Root on the spirit board, and drew "Demon Beast" and "Demon Bird" respectively: "Of course, do other creatures have the Heaven and Earth Root and Xuanqi Gate? The answer is yes, including people, of course, I won't draw people, we just need to know that the root of heaven and earth is grown on the male, and the Gate of the Xuanqi is on the female, which is also the biggest difference between men and women, specifically, the male has enough yang, so there is an extra little brother, and the female has a strong yin energy, so there is one more door." ”

"You've seen pregnant women, right? It's the kind that is pregnant with a baby, that's right, that's the combination of yin and yang after the root of heaven and earth put yang energy into the Xuanqi Gate. At first, the baby was so small that we couldn't even see it in front of us, but after the pregnancy in October, the baby grew so big that it could finally be born. ”

Zhang Xiaoheng said: "So, where was the baby born......?

"Forced out ......" everyone below said in unison.

The poor uncle had just gotten up, and when he heard this, he went down again.

"Got it all...... I don't seem to have a good head. Zhang Xiaoheng whispered to himself, and suddenly saw the uncle who got into the table: "That, that uncle...... Don't you care about him?"

Another general laughed: "Don't worry about him, it's not a barracks now, and I've never seen him laugh like this in my life." ”

"Oh, let's move on then. Zhang Xiaoheng continued: "Everyone knows that the mother is the greatest, why? See, because women are the bearers of the Xuanjia Gate, and life is conceived in the door, that is, in the female body, so we naturally think that the mother is the greatest." ”

"Usually, we compare the mother to the earth, Mother Earth, right? Because the earth not only gives birth to all things, but also nurtures all things, and it grows food that nourishes all things, and these grains really don't grow on men, just like Mother Earth, women really give birth to food naturally, think about it, what do children eat?"

...... The audience was silent, everyone clenched their toes, trembled, and did not dare to speak. Uncle General took this opportunity to crawl out from under the table, he had already made up his mind that no matter what this bastard said, he would not laugh again.

As a result, Zhang Xiaoheng thought of a classic joke on the earth: "So, if someone asks me, boy, do you crave power? Because ......"

"Ahahahaha——!" A miserable laugh shocked the earth, and the general not only got under the table, but also made a mess of the table, chairs, and stools, and the goods rolled under the table......

"I really don't care?"

It didn't work anymore, and several city guard generals lifted the man up with all hands and feet, straightened the table and chair, and carried the man away while apologizing.

"Let go of me, let go of me!Hahaha, I'm not leaving, I want to listen, I want to listen to the class!" the uncle, who loves to learn, struggled frantically while letting out a demonic laugh.

"Don't do this, general, if you continue like this, you will die of laughter! Let's go, let's go!" Several officers forced the uncle out, leaving the children with a confused face......

......

"Okay, then...... Let's move on. ”