Talking is a jack of all trades!

This loud shout made everyone present stunned, and everyone's eyes were full of doubt, and they secretly said in their hearts: "What is he doing here?"

All of a sudden, everyone present looked at the jack-of-all-trades.

The know-it-all became proud, and slowly walked out of the crowd quietly, came to the body of the abbot of Kechen, stood with his right palm on his chest, and said, "The old man has seen the abbot master. ”

"Is there something wrong with the donor?" said Abbot Kechen in confusion.

Jack-of-all-trades glanced at Dao Wuji, and said meaningfully to Abbot Kechen: "Master Abbot is a heavy burden in Shaolin, so don't risk yourself." ”

Putting yourself at risk?

Where does this "risk" come from?

The people present were confused, and the look of doubt in their eyes was even worse.

But the abbot of Kechen wondered, "Why did the donor say this?"

Jack-of-all-trades smiled and said: "Master Abbot treats people with sincerity, others may not treat you like this." ”

Dao Wujian finally understood, and said unhappily: "You mean that I will be disadvantageous to Master Abbot?"

"What have you done, you know in your heart, why bother asking the old man. The know-it-all pretended to be profound.

Dao Wujian helped Shaolin Temple recover the "Yijin Sutra", is the benefactor of Shaolin Temple, seeing the know-it-all yin and yang weird tricks and embarrassment of the knife Wuji, as the first master of the Dharma Academy, he couldn't help it, and said in a deep voice: "The donor has something to say, you might as well say it clearly." ”

There seems to be a sense of displeasure in the words.

The know-it-all realized that he was overdoing it, and said curtly: "Master don't worry, listen to the old man slowly." ”

But all smart people, they have discovered a great "conspiracy", they like to slowly tell others, so as to teach others to admire their wisdom, just like people with strong kung fu like to show off their kung fu, in fact, the real masters are disdainful of selling their own kung fu, and most of those who like to show off are half-.

The know-it-all looked at Dao Wujian and said, "Why do you want to plot against the abbot of Kechen?"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar!

No matter who is wronged, they will not be happy, let alone a high-roller with unique skills?

Dao Wujian was stunned, and then said angrily: "When did Dao Mou plot against the abbot master? You don't want to spew blood, if you don't tell the reason today, Dao Mou will let your villain who is telling right and wrong splash blood on the ground." ”

Jack-of-all-trades, no matter where he is, is a compliment, when has he ever been insulted? He was ridiculed by the Mahayana King before, and now he has been scolded by Dao Wujian as a "villain who tells right and wrong", and in one day, he was insulted one after another, and he was furious, and said angrily: "The old man is telling right and wrong? Wait for the old man to expose your tricks, and when the time comes, see who will be splashed with blood on the spot?"

Jack-of-all-trades dares to offend such a top master as Dao Wujian in this way, not because of how bold he is, not because of his courage, not because of his righteousness and bravery, but in his opinion, Dao Wujian will definitely die today, and there is no reason to be spared.

Dao Wujian snorted coldly and said, "Old horseman, tell me what tricks I played?"

"If you have the surname of Dao, you must take advantage of your tongue, and the holy land of Buddhism will not allow you to be arrogant. The know-it-all blushed and said, "Tell me honestly, did you do anything about the Yijin Sutra?"

The aftermath continued, and there was a commotion on the field, and someone in the crowd let out a heavy "huh", and it was Ouyang Wu, the second eldest of the "Taihang Two Sages", who made a loud noise.

I saw Ouyang Wu pinching his nose with his left hand, fanning back and forth in front of his nose with his right hand, and said solemnly: "Big brother, why is it so stinky all of a sudden?"

Ouyang Wen said matter-of-factly: "Someone is farting." ”

When the Mahayana King saw that the other party was fighting among themselves, he couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Amitabha, this fart really stinks. After saying that, there was another burst of laughter.

"Taihang Two Sages" are both righteous and evil, acting according to personal preferences, and have always done their own thing, since the mouth of the "Living Hades" Ren Tongtian learned that the know-it-all did not rank himself on the list of rivers and lakes, the two of them were resentful, and now they took the opportunity to humiliate the know-it-all and sulk in their hearts.

At this time, the two of them sang and harmonized quite funny, as if someone was really farting, and the scene was originally very funny, except for the Mahayana King who was laughing, everyone else held back their laughter, and no one laughed out loud.

Ouyang Wu pretended to be surprised and said: "In broad daylight, someone dares to fart in the holy land of Buddhism, it is simply not to put the Buddha in his eyes, it is really a great crime, I don't know which shameless person is farting?"

Ouyang Wen glanced at the know-it-all, and said with a disgusted face: "It seems to be a fart of a guy who thinks he is smart." ”

Dao Wujian saw that the "Taihang Two Sages" were deliberately ridiculing the know-it-all, and it could be regarded as being angry for himself, and he couldn't hold it back, so he smiled "poof".

"Easy Divine Monarch" Sima Renyi had a strange look on his face, and the monks of Shaolin Temple had good cultivation skills, so he just endured it.

Know-it-all heard that the "two saints of Taihang" referred to Sang scolding Huai, alluding to himself, his lungs were about to explode, and he said sharply: "The two of you accumulate some oral virtue, the holy land of Buddhism, how can you allow Er and others to be grandstanding?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he put "Buddhism Holy Land" on his lips, as if he was thinking about Shaolin Temple everywhere.

Ouyang Wu turned his face flat, covered his face with frost, his eyes were like cold electricity, and he shot straight at the know-it-all, and said in a cold voice: "Boy, do you also know that this is the holy land of Buddhism?

"Second brother, don't be angry. Ouyang Wen sneered: "If someone dares to fart, isn't it allowed for others to say it, don't laugh at other people's big teeth." ”

"Who are you talking about?"

Ouyang Wen's face was full of disdain, and he said lightly: "Who farted, don't you know?"

"You...... You ...... "know-it-all" is angry, "you" didn't say a reason for a while, where did he think that it was because of the Jianghu list that he suffered this embarrassment.

It is really hurtful to say "fart" in front of a large group of monks, and it is estimated that only people like the "Taihang Two Sages" can do it.

Master Kechen, the abbot of Shaolin, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said: "The three donors sold Lao Ke a thin noodle, and they all said a few words, so as not to hurt the harmony." ”

"I can't wait for the master's broad-mindedness, but he is old and abrupt. Ouyang Wen said.

But the abbot of Kechen said, "Good, good." After speaking, he looked at the knife and said, "Donor, can you return the "Yijin Sutra" of the temple to the old man." ”

"And rightfully so. Dao Wujian said and handed it over.

The know-it-all hurriedly stopped and said solemnly: "Master, be careful of deception." ”

Good night, heroes, see you tomorrow!!!

(End of chapter)