Chapter 236: The Buddha and the Bandit

Chapter 237

Cheng Dalei saw that the inmates in the other cells were taken out, and they would be held elsewhere. Someone walked into his cell, pointed at him with a crossbow, and then put shackles on him, leg cuffs, and a pair of wooden shackles around his neck, Cheng Dalei felt that the weight was at least hundreds of catties, he was okay to sit, but once he stood up, he had to bear hundreds of catties.

After a long time, a white-robed monk came to the cell, lit an oil lamp and put it in front of him, and Cheng Dalei smiled, sat down cross-legged and folded his hands.

Cheng Dalei was speechless and was stunned for a long time before he said, "Is it necessary to do this?"

The entire cell was emptied, and there were more than 500 catties of shackles on his body, as well as this old monk who shot himself down with one move.

This flying toad wants to save himself unless he knows how to do earthwork.

The old monk smiled: "It's just because the donor is too great." ”

"Hey, because I'm too amazing, so I want you, an amazing monk, to look at me, do you praise me or yourself. ”

The old monk was speechless.

"Monk, what are your origins, from Shaolin Temple?"

"It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep, so since we can't sleep, let's just talk. ”

"Why don't I tell you a joke, do you know what men have and women don't?"

......

No matter what Cheng Dalei said, the monk was unmoved, and he was determined.

"Hey, in fact, the two of us are peers, you may not know my name, a certain is Cheng Da Lei, once worshipped the Antarctic Immortal Weng as a teacher, my eldest brother is too platinum star, my junior brother Marshal Tianpeng, I know the five thunder method, have clairvoyance and ears, and can call the wind and rain. ”

The old monk was unmoved.

Cheng Dalei gritted his teeth, and suddenly said, "Well, Meng knows, don't you still salute when you see the true Buddha?"

The old monk finally opened his eyes, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes. He has been in hiding from the world for many years, and there are very few people in the rivers and lakes who know his name, and this person is still called by his common name before he became a monk, except for his dead parents, no one in this world knows it.

Cheng Dalei sneered, didn't look at him, and said slowly: "Meng Zhi, fifty-two years old, the law name is Qingye, through the great mercy and great compassion, there is no bad skill in King Kong." ”

Qingye Buddha Meng Zhi looked at Cheng Dalei and paused for a long time, but he still couldn't help but be curious.

"How do you know?"

"Hey, I want to know, I want to know. Cheng Dalei said: "I told you that my master is an Antarctic immortal, and I don't know anything." Let's talk casually, if you don't talk again, I'll tell you about peeking at a woman taking a bath when you were a child, which will affect your personality more. ”

"Uh...... What are you talking about?" "Aoba Buddha feels like he's encountered the toughest enemy in his life, because you can't figure out his tricks at all."

"Let's talk about anything, for example, let's start with our first love. ”

"Actually, the poor monk really didn't know something and wanted to ask the donor for advice. ”

"Please speak?" Cheng Dalei knew what the old monk was going to ask, it must be why he had to kill Yang Long, and then tell himself about revenge for injustice and turning back in the sea of suffering. Master, I just like to talk about some philosophy of life and so on.

"What is it that men have and women don't? Just now, it wasn't that the poor monk didn't want to talk to the donor, but he kept thinking about this problem, and he was a little out of shape, so please don't blame the donor. ”

"Uh......" Cheng Dalei At this moment, he only has a sentence to say, but I am low-key, I don't say it.

"Beard, it's a beard. "Cheng Dalei.

"Oh, it's a beard. Aoba Buddha smiled: "The poor monk still thinks it's ......"

"What do you think it is?" Cheng Dalei narrowed his eyes, yo yo, it turns out that you are this kind of person.

"The poor monk thought it was the Adam's apple, but now that I think about it, it's wrong. "Aoba Buddha.

"......" Cheng Dalei.

......

"The Buddha said that all living beings are suffering, that is, starting from self-grasping, starting from one mind, all thoughts are born, sometimes you hold on tightly, but you get nothing, sometimes you let go but you can have more. Why don't you give it a try?"

"Hey, you have cheated a bun from me last time, and I will never give it to you today. ”

It is said that before an old monk died, the disciple asked him what his last wish was, and the old monk said that he had never slept with a woman in his life, and had never seen a woman's body. In order to fulfill his wish, the disciple invited a prostitute to go up the mountain, and after one night, the disciple asked the old monk how he felt, and the old monk sighed: It turned out that it was the same as the nun. ”

In the entire prison of the Criminal Department, there are only two people, Cheng Dalei and Qingye Buddha, Qingye Buddha is responsible for guarding Cheng Dalei, and the pestle is opposite Cheng Dalei for twelve hours a day.

This is very boring, so Cheng Dalei is full of nonsense and nonsense with Aoba Buddha. Qingye Buddha probably felt that Cheng Dalei occasionally talked about it or was quite light, so he talked about Buddhism with him, wanting to win over a younger brother for the Buddha.

Cheng Dalei's idle egg hurts, and now at least a monk can chat to relieve boredom, so the two began the process of polluting each other.

"Master, why do bad people become Buddhas, just put down the butcher knife, but good people have to go through ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties to become Buddhas?"

"The Buddha didn't say that. ”

"Uh...... It's pretty straightforward. ”

But said that there was a festival woman, widowed when he was young, never talked to men, the court sent him a chastity archway, the glory of the ancestors, ten miles and eight towns for the beautiful talk. But after she died, everyone found something under her pillow, and the master guessed what it was?"

Aoba Buddha frowned slightly, and thought for a moment: "The old monk doesn't know. ”

"Do you want to know, do you want to know?" Cheng Dalei had an expression that I had already seen through you: "Buddhists don't speak." ”

The Aoba Buddha is not famous in Chang'an, and there is no fame in the rivers and lakes, because his fame is only among some high-ranking officials and nobles, how many princes and ministers, and feudal officials, all have to ask him for wisdom, among these people, the Aoba Buddha is known as the reincarnation of Arhat.

The words are beady, and the jade words are golden.

However, when facing Cheng Dalei, Aoba Buddha felt that his faith was challenged like never before. The key is that although Cheng Dalei is full of nonsense, sometimes he still makes sense when he says something.

For example, one day the Aoba Buddha really couldn't stand Cheng Dalei, so he said: "Donor, you are full of slander and slander of the Buddha, are you not afraid of going to the Infernal Hell after death and suffering from the sword mountain and sea of fire?"

"I think the Buddha ...... It shouldn't be so overwhelming. ”

Hey, there seems to be some truth to that.

For example, today, Aoba Buddha asked himself, he still wanted to know what was pressed under the woman's pillow. Buddhist disciples always have to understand all things in the world, not to understand sentient beings, and how to benefit sentient beings.

"Please teach the benefactor. ”

"Swap. Cheng Dalei squinted his eyes and smiled: "What's the situation outside now?"

The eyes of the Aoba Buddha opened slightly, and the divine light in his eyes froze.

"You are about to die, July 14, Ling Chi will be executed. ”