"Newspaper~~ Madam, Madam, appear, appear!"

In a cavern, a half-human, half-rat demon screams and runs inside.

In the depths of the cavern lies a huge open space.

The stalagmites are dense all around, and there are also a lot of stone stalactites on the top of the head, and a drop of water drops falls, falling into the pottery bowl, ding dong ding dong, like a musical instrument percussion.

A large stone chair was set there, on which lay a charming woman, and all around, torches illuminated through.

I saw her black hair coiled up, and the jewels embellished on it sparkled. A little green jade in the center of the eyebrows, a little bright golden sand on the tip of the nose, and the naughty cocking of the eyebrows, making a goose egg face with a little coquettishness. She has a slender figure, convex and backward, a light purple long skirt is extraordinarily slim, and the sleeves are almost transparent, revealing a pair of jade arms like lotus roots. And on the bumpy body, a white cloak was draped, and a circle of white plush animal skins surrounded her neck, which made her more cute.

Hearing the cry of the half-human, half-rat demon, she sat up at once: "What did you say?"

The half-human, half-rat demon was full of excitement: "Madam, the king, there is a little one who has seen the king." ”

The woman stood up and hurriedly asked, "Where?"

"Big Fish County, right here in Big Fish County. ”

With a smile on her face, the woman spun around happily, her skirt fluttering, and she danced merrily with her steps.

After the woman danced for a while, she suddenly stopped, and her face became resentful: "Crazy monkeys, dead monkeys, negative people, often go crazy when they are together, raise their feet and leave if they don't go crazy, and they will often come to see if they say they are good, but the results are all lies." ”

"Ma'am, ma'am?" the half-human, half-rat spirit looked up cautiously, "What are we going to do next?"

"What for?" the woman pointed her fingers at the corners of her mouth, pursed her lips, lowered her head, and pondered. After a while, she raised her head suddenly, her face full of happiness: "Let's go, let's go find the dead monkey." ”

With that, she danced again, and a pair of embroidered shoes glittered under her skirt.

The half-human, half-rat demon was startled by the woman's words, and hurriedly shouted: "No, madam, this is the Central Plains, it's so dangerous outside." ”

However, the woman didn't listen at all, her dance steps stopped, and her eyes were full of obsession: "Dead monkey, your little Bai'er is here, hehehehehe......"

......

"Sneeze~~"

With a loud bang, a plate full of dishes flew out, and suddenly the whole table was in a mess, and not far away, diagonally opposite, a row of candles leaning against the wall on the candlestick went out together.

The chopsticks in Ghost Cry and Cai Wei's hands fell, and their mouths opened slightly. The rest of the people in the hall were the same, looking at this side incredulously.

The Tiger Daoist rubbed his nose vigorously, frowned and said to himself: "It's not good!"

The pen in the shopkeeper's hand fell to the account book, and he suddenly came to his senses, quickly grabbed the pen, looked at the black cloud on the account book, and wanted to cry without tears.

The rest of the people also came to their senses, and they didn't dare to look at the Tiger Daoist, pretending to eat and drink.

The shopkeeper stretched out his hand, touched his face, there was a soft and granular thing on it, took it down and looked at it, a grain of rice stayed quietly on his finger belly, he knew that he was angry, slapped the table and got up, and pointed to the tiger Taoist: "You ......"

The Tiger Daoist looked over, the anger on the shopkeeper's face disappeared, and he changed to a smile, put away his index finger, and stretched out his thumb: "The hero is so good!"

Ghost Cry and Cai Wei's faces twitched slightly, and they lowered their heads. The Tiger Daoist was embarrassed for a while, and coughed dryly: "I'm afraid I can't eat this lot of dishes, Xiao Er, take it down and change the table." ”

A few guys came over, quickly removed the food on it, and another guy held a candle and lit a row of candles on the candlestick diagonally opposite the Tiger Daoist, and when he turned around, he inadvertently saw the Tiger Daoist who was still drinking, and he didn't know where he got the courage, and stretched out his thumb: "Hero, good internal strength." ”

Cai Wei covered her mouth hard, her shoulders shaking. The ghost cried no longer, and fell on the table and slapped it hard. The Tiger Daoist said dissatisfiedly: "Laugh and laugh, laugh and laugh!"

Speaking of this, he couldn't help himself, and laughed, and suddenly, his laughter echoed throughout the inn hall. The rest of the people were also infected by his laughter, and couldn't help but burst out laughing, and there was a burst of jubilation in the inn.

Bang!

The door was kicked open, and the wind rushed in.

A servant in a soap suit walked in, and the inn was quiet again. The official scolded sharply: "Laugh and laugh ......"

He saw the Tiger Daoist, and also saw the pitch-black iron rod standing next to him, so his voice changed: "Laugh and laugh for ten years, laugh well, laugh well! hahahahahaha......ha

As he spoke, he laughed and turned away, and several officials at the door also laughed and left. The man hurriedly closed the door and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The county lord is capable, but the rules are too heavy. The curfew at night is especially strict, and it is forbidden to walk outside, or even to make loud noises, and if you violate it, you will be fined lightly and go to jail for a heavy sentence.

In the inn, there was a loud noise, and the first one to find was the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper is unlucky, and these guys will naturally follow suit.

Seeing this funny scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh again, and the inn was full of cheerful atmosphere.

After the meal, Ghost Cried took a toothpick in his mouth and asked for a bag of peanuts in his arms. The three of them went upstairs to the guest room, and arrived in the guest room of the Tiger Daoist.

The Tiger Daoist took off his hat, poured a cup of tea, and took a sip before he took a breath.

At this time, Cai Wei found that a large area of green smoke came out of the head of the Tiger Dao person, and he was obviously sweating. Although Ghost Cry couldn't see this scene because he was blindfolded, he could also feel that something seemed wrong with the Tiger Daoist.

"What's wrong?" Ghost Cry asked softly.

The Tiger Daoist wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a solemn expression: "There is a big crisis. ”

"The big crisis?" Ghost Cry looked solemn.

Like him and the Tiger Dao people, their spiritual senses are extremely keen, and once danger approaches, more or less signs will appear.

The earth-shattering sneezing of the Tiger Daoist was a clear sign.

The Tiger Daoist continued: "Not only let Poor Dao sneeze, but also make Poor Dao's eyelids jump, this crisis is not small, you are ready!"

Ghost Cry and Cai Wei nodded solemnly, indicating that they understood. It didn't take long for the three of them to separate, and Ghost Cry and Cai Wei walked out of the Tiger Daoist's room and went back to their rooms.

This night, the three of them didn't sleep well, and their mood was very heavy.

On the second day, the three of them paid the money, took their luggage and left in a hurry, and the shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief. These three people paid very generously, but they were there, which really made the shopkeeper's heart uneasy.

Without the three of them, the inn returned to normal, and the guys were busy shuttling back and forth, singing and playing tunes, eating and drinking and talking loudly. The shopkeeper counted the running water, held a pen in one hand, and crackled the abacus with the other. Although he was busy, he was happy in his heart.

This pleasure lasted until the evening. Seeing that it was getting dark, the inn was about to close.

Suddenly, a man's voice came from the door: "Guest, guest, guest......"

The shopkeeper's heart was shocked, and he quickly raised his head, and then his pupils opened slightly, and his chin drooped.

Standing in the doorway was a woman. She wore a long dress with almost transparent sleeves on her head, revealing her jade lotus-like arms. This dress seems to ordinary people to be immoral, but when she wears this woman, she doesn't feel abrupt at all, she just feels so beautiful.

As for a thief-headed and thief-brained dwarf beside him, he was ignored.

In the inn, it was quiet again, and the chopsticks fell crackling.

The shopkeeper's heart was shocked, so familiar!

But soon, I was confused by the woman again, pulled an old face full of wrinkles and showed a bright smile, and walked up: "Guest officer, do you want to stay in the hotel?"

Seeing a group of people drooling like idiots, the woman covered her mouth and snickered, only thinking that these mortals from the Central Plains were so funny, and then said: "What is a sharp point? What is a hotel?"

(In this article, the Central Plains has two meanings, one is between the great river and the great river, and the other refers to the place where the Song, Zhou, and Qin kingdoms are located)