After everyone left, the corpses of the two second goods, Roaring Sky and Bald 'Mao' Crane, were still rotting, as if endless years were doubling on them at the moment of their death, just a few moments, the corpses of the two second goods turned into dust and drifted away with the wind. href=“//“ target=“_blank“>--

When the dust settled in the valley, Lin Feng walked step by step from the darkness with a shy smile, first smiled, and then sighed.

"Damn, these two are out of stock, and the tricks are getting more and more 'tough'. But the more this is the better, there is no awesome 'force' wingman, how can there be a host that pulls the bomb. ”

As he spoke, Lin Feng's figure dimmed and disappeared in place in an instant.

Before, although a large part of the tens of thousands of monks were good at cultivation, and although they lived for a long time, they ...... Their experiences could not be compared with Lin Feng, and the twists and turns in the lives of tens of thousands of monks could not be compared with Lin Feng.

And more importantly, the tens of thousands of monks don't know about bald cranes, and they don't know about the sky.

However, Lin Feng's understanding of these two shortages was already deep in the bone marrow, so just a little thought, he knew what bullshit the two second-hand goods were talking about.

At the same time, within the Imperial City of Yan Kingdom, the multicolored divine light surged slightly, and then the void cracked, and two figures appeared.

These two figures, all wearing hats and green 'color' military coats, are striding through the city.

If anyone could see the face under the hat, then they would definitely see that one of them was full of obscenity, and the other was extremely majestic, but in the depths of this majesty, there was also a trace of interfered obscenity.

The two figures hooked their shoulders and backs, and suddenly there was a thick obscenity on their bodies.

"Hmph, stupid dog, is your grandfather Crane a cow?"

"Cow, cow exploded!"

"Haha, stupid dog, is your grandfather crane powerful?"

"Amazing, even more powerful than a bull's nose!"

"Tut, although I only have a picture of Zhao Liying's chick in Grandpa Crane, this doesn't affect Grandpa Crane at all. Grandpa Crane I said there are a hundred pictures, then there are a hundred. Besides, before selling the album, Grandpa Crane and I had already thought of this day, hum, isn't it very confusing, isn't it very awesome? So, stupid dog, Grandpa Crane told you that this plan is called a very awesome 'awesome'. ”

That obscene figure is naturally a bald 'hairy' crane.

And the other figure is naturally the Howling Sky Dog baby who was successfully brainwashed by the bald 'hairy' crane and was 'forced' bitterly.

"Hmph, after Grandpa Crane now finds the 'flesh' body and heart, the multicolored divine light can already defy the sky. Just now, Grandpa Crane just moved two fingers and lost his divine light, and he deceived tens of thousands of monks, such a tricky way, tsk, it's 'exciting' to think about it!"

As he spoke, the bald crane grabbed the shoulders of the roaring sky, and the eyes of the thief light were rolling around, quite embarrassed.

"Also, look, look, Grandpa He's way of advertising Zhao Liying without leaving a trace, isn't it very awesome? In this way, the news that Zhao Liying is the holy 'daughter' of the Heavenly Realm has spread invisibly, and it will definitely lead these monks to pursue frantically. When the time comes, Grandpa He, I will change into Zhao Liying, and it will be easy for that pit person to deceive the divine source.

Silly dog, do you know what this pit is called? That's right, it's called Grandpa Crane's pit, and there are many pits, isn't it very tall? Isn't it very 'awesome'? Who else can come up with such a name, except for Grandpa Crane and me?

Think about it, Grandpa Crane, I didn't superimpose the halo for Zhao Liying on the front, but from the side 'door' to highlight her identity, this kind of trick method is simply fresh and outrageous. Silly dog, just ask you Nima, who else?"

When Lu Tian heard this, he weakly pulled his underwear and muttered, "Actually, Brother Feng is also very powerful. When he tricked people into tasting, you still didn't know where it was. Besides, haven't you been cheated by him several times over the years?"

The bald 'hairy' crane was furious when he heard this, as if the words of the roaring sky had 'provoked' his dignity and provoked his ability to pit people, and suddenly his eyes widened, and he almost roared and roared: "He crane 'milk' 'milk', can he Lin Feng compare with Grandpa Crane?"

"Cut, Lin Feng's kid, doesn't he just say a few words like 'your Xuanmai', what 'it feels like the bullshit body is hollowed out'? Doesn't he just play with a few hands of poop?

Besides, his stiff advertising method, the kind of hard 'sexual' product placement without the slightest acting skills, I don't bother to watch Grandpa Crane, I don't bother to criticize, it's too weak 'chicken'.

Also, look at it, just now Grandpa Crane and I cheated those monks, do they still want to thank me? Are they thanking me with tears? Can he Lin Feng do it? Silly dog, do you say that such a person is worthy of being our helper? Is he worthy of the title of King of the Pit King?"

"Not worthy!

The bald 'hairy' crane was extremely embarrassed when he spoke, almost damaging Lin Feng from head to tail, and in the end, he looked at the sky with a sincere face, and said with a smile: "So, stupid dog, follow Grandpa Crane and I 'mix', you will be the leader of the Ritian Gang in the future." ”

The roaring sky was 'excited', and Harazi was about to be dragged to the ground, and the thief light that 'shot' out of his eyes became more and more substantial, and the expression of looking at the bald 'hairy' crane was almost perfect worship.

"Ahem, silly dog, don't look at your grandfather crane like this. By the way, you were a little slow to react, and when I conjured up the anger of the sky and shouted at your face, you were even stunned for a moment. Although according to our previous drill, you should be stunned, but you have been stunned for too long, too fake, and your acting skills are not in place at all. ”

As he spoke, the bald 'hairy' crane's body twisted and transformed into a big yellow dog, as if he was teaching the Roaring Sky Dog Baby, while repeating the actions under the giant palm before the Roaring Heaven, he said: "See, this sentence 'Fairy Zhao Liying, I was wrong, I blasphemed you', you should be lucky dantian, and then add a little nasal voice, so that it is 'true' and infectious."

Silly dog, you must remember that although you are a trickster, extras are also actors, and you must be careful. Although you are playing the role of passer-by, you are also alive and soulful. ”

At this time, the bald 'hairy' crane had a serious face, as if the master was teaching his apprentice, and in the adoring eyes of the dog baby, he himself became a bald 'hairy' crane again.

"Silly dog, look at how natural and fresh Grandpa He's acting skills are in this play. Before, Grandpa Crane and I fully showed the embarrassment and ups and downs of an old man who has gone through vicissitudes. Whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and behaviors, Grandpa Crane and I can play it in the slightest. In particular, Grandpa Crane's action of being chopped to death by the wrath of heaven at the end can show postmodernism and a strong indictment of this society. With such acting skills, he can almost be called an actor, can he Lin Feng compare? No, he can't even compare to Grandpa He's toenails. ”

After he finished speaking, he was about to kneel, and hurriedly said, "Thief Crane, I will definitely pay attention to the dog master next time." ”

After hearing this, the bald 'hairy' crane rolled his eyes, and subconsciously raised his paws and slapped it fiercely on the head of the roaring sky.

"Why are you hitting me again?"

He immediately lay on the ground, covered his head with two paws, and looked at the bald crane with an aggrieved look, as if he didn't understand why the bald crane was beating himself this time.

"Huh?"

The bald 'hairy' crane's eyes widened, and he glanced at the sky, as if he was a little angry.

Seeing this, he reluctantly let go of the two claws that held the head, so that the claws of the bald 'hairy' crane successfully slapped on its head.

After the fight, the bald 'hairy' crane said in a sneering voice: "I beat you because you almost ruined Grandpa Crane's good show." Your last 'Ah...... I'm going to die, ah......'s lines, Grandpa Crane I remember not rehearsing it anymore, you you you...... Damn, you stupid dog, do you know that it is dangerous to add lines temporarily? It completely destroys the freshness and refinement of the whole scene.

Alas, forget it, your acting skills are not enough now, you still need to be trained, and over time, you will definitely be able to become a master of pit people. In this way, the divine source harvested this time, your share should be 'paid' to Grandpa Crane and me...... Hey, you crane 'milk' 'milk', stupid dog, what kind of eyes do you have? Grandpa Crane, I won't pit you. Seeing Grandpa Crane, I don't have this sincere look in my eyes, I seem to be cheating on your divine source?

"Look at it, Grandpa Crane, I proclaimed myself the king of the pit, and gave you such a lofty title as the god of the pit, are you still not satisfied? Well, that's how you behave. Okay, silly dog, then you have to cooperate with me, and all the divine sources belong to Grandpa Crane and me. As a reward for you, after we deceive Lin Feng into a poor bastard in the future, the position of the leader of the Ritian Gang will be yours. ”

The two of them were muttering to each other, their eyes gradually glowing, and then slowly moving away.

It's just that they were in the excitement and didn't notice that in the dark behind them, Lin Feng was watching this scene with a wry smile.

"Damn, the brainwashing skills of the bald 'hair' are simply 'awesome'. In the future, if there is any enemy who does not admit defeat, he can 'deliver' it. With his most bullish cannon in history, as well as his ability to pit people, even the 'jade' emperor Lao'er will be 'driven' crazy. No, you can't let that thing be crooked by bald 'hair', you have to think of a way to cure the bald 'hair'!"

After thinking about it, Lin Feng immediately turned around and walked in the imperial city.

His pace was not fast, and he walked forward. Along the way, monks passed by him, and all of them retreated to the side with suspicious expressions on their faces, making way for a passage. Because they felt that Lin Feng had an aura on his body that made his and the others palpitate, which was very terrifying.

So, two days passed quickly, and the recruitment conference of Zhao Liying, who was pretending to be a bald 'hairy' crane, officially began.

At the same time, there is only a short three-day period before the opening of the ancient desolate tomb in the Eastern Wilderness.