Chapter 1240: Bajie's Flirting Routine
"Whirring !!"
Under the blood rain, in the blood, Chang'e and Bajie are hurrying!!
When she looked at it from a distance, the soft moonlight power continued to pour out around Chang'e's delicate body, defending herself and Zhu Bajie, forming a circular barrier where the moonlight kept flowing.
Outside this circular barrier, endless blood and blood rain seemed to be spirits, attacking frantically, and under the collision with each other, they continued to rumble loudly.
It can be seen that in the blood qi that almost obscured the sky, Chang'e's circular barrier kept tumbling, like a lost bird.
Following Chang'e, Bajie, who hardly had to exert any strength, squinted a pair of peach blossom eyes, with a smile on the corners of his mouth, his hands on his cheeks, and looked at Chang'e's back with spring on his face.
"Wow! beautiful !! beautiful !!"
Looking at Chang'e's clothes blown by the breeze, hunting and flying, like a fairy in the nine heavens, Bajie couldn't help but thank Ji Kao's eight ancestors in his heart for sending himself out to move forward with his dear sister Chang'e.
"Beautiful! this ass, this small waist, this leg, tsk, I haven't seen you for a thousand years, it's still so beautiful, it's still so sexy!"
The more Bajie thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he thanked Ji Kao.
Before, he just mentioned it slightly, and asked Ji Kao if he could find his sister Chang'e, but he didn't expect His Majesty of our old pig to be so powerful and find Sister Chang'e in such a short time.
Not only that, but also let my old pig and my sister walk together.
Thinking of this, Pig Head Bajie couldn't help rubbing his fat hands, secretly spit out two mouthfuls of spit in the palm of his hand, wiped it on his head, and after tiring his hairstyle, he twisted and pinched...... Lay down.
He was lying half-on his back in the circular barrier under Chang'e's cloth, with a pair of peach blossom eyes squinting slightly, like a sow in heat.
After being extremely satisfied with his posture, the Bajie thief awkwardly ripped open half of his shirt, revealing a large handful of black heart hair on his chest, and after gasping for breath, he spoke softly.
"Sister Chang'e, how are you doing for a thousand years?"
Pig's head Bajie, who is well versed in the way of picking up girls, naturally knows how to capture women's hearts. Therefore, he wisely chose to ask Chang'e this question, intending to arouse the loneliness and loneliness in Chang'e's heart.
Sure enough, after hearing Bajie's words, Chang'e's face turned pale and she said softly.
"Millennial years, I have long been used to it. Only...... It's just that occasionally I think of old people. ”
Old friend?
Tsk, there's a play!!
Bajie was so happy that his nose was bubbling, and he couldn't help rubbing his hands, and just wanted to speak, but he felt an itch in his throat, as if there was phlegm.
This guy is usually not used to paying attention, and he spits out phlegm, and suddenly there is a 'ahhhh
Hearing the sound of 'let's chirp', Chang'e's delicate body trembled, and she was so disgusted that she almost didn't vomit.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Bajie's incomparably terrifying bloody mouth, and the pig's tongue that was almost bigger than his palm.
Not only that, even from a distance, Chang'e could smell a smell from Bajie's big mouth, but she smelled a disgusting smell from herself, and she couldn't help but turn pale.
Bajie didn't know what he thought was a man's side, he was very down in front of Sister Chang'e, still half-lying, pillowing one of his pig hands, and the other pig hand holding a round belly, pretending to be a handsome pig.
"Alas, why didn't my old pig be the same as my sister? Every late at night, my old pig was tossing and turning, and I was worried about my sister's safety every night, so that I didn't think about tea and dinner, and I was getting thinner and thinner!"
At this moment, Chang'e really wanted to cover her face.
Nima, like an older sow, you still don't think about it???
It's just that Chang'e is tender, even if she has such an idea in her heart, she will definitely not say it.
was thinking about how to answer, but Bajie sat up with a 'rub', and as soon as he reached out his hand, he grabbed Chang'e's little hand in shock, and with a slight force, he forcibly pulled Chang'e, who was like a bird, into his arms.
"You...... What do you do?"
Chang'e shouted, and there was already the power of the moon surging on her delicate body.
If the fat pig dared to mess around, she wouldn't mind beating it to death.
It's just that the routine of the eight precepts, of course, will not be like this.
After hugging Chang'e, the fat hand felt the softness of Chang'e's delicate body, Bajie stared at the peach blossom eyes, and asked affectionately: "Sister, do you know what is the biggest difference between you and that monkey?"
Smelling the taste in Bajie's mouth and looking at the pig's tongue that kept licking her lips, Chang'e realized that Ji Kao, who was holding her at the beginning, was really handsome.
"Well, answer me old pig!"
Bajie felt the trembling of Chang'e's delicate body, and knew that Chang'e had been shocked by her unique man's 'smell', so he immediately struck while the iron was hot.
"Yes...... What is it?"
Chang'e was about to cry, if she wanted, she would rather be hugged by Ji Kao again.
Bajie laughed wildly when he heard this, the wind in the mouth of the blood basin blew Chang'e's face pale, and while the spittle stars splashed Chang'e's face, he said softly: "That's ...... The monkey lives in the cave while you ...... But he lives in my old pig's heart!"
Wow!!!
When Chang'e heard this, she really wanted to vomit.
At this time, Bajie spoke again: "Sister, do you know what my old pig is?"
Chang'e's face turned pale, she couldn't bear it and didn't spit it out, and her voice was as small as a mosquito: "Genus...... Pigs?"
"Hahahaha......", Bajie laughed, bringing a fishy wind to his face, "No, no, no, my old pig is your !!"
Wow!!
God, help me, will you?
Ji Kao, you can hold me instead!!
"Sister, your eyes are so good-looking......", seeing Chang'e's expression of wanting to vomit, Bajie thought that Chang'e was emotional, and immediately continued to tease her sister.
Hearing this guy's words, she finally became a little more normal, and Chang'e calmed down for a while, and said modestly: "Where, women in the world, their eyes are the same." ”
Bajie ignored Chang'e's modesty, stretched out a pig's hand, and curled his fingers on Chang'e's cherry lips (I grass, almost beaten into 'yin', if I beat this, Chang'e will be ruined), a little tender opening.
"But your eyes aren't as good as my old pig's. Because, my old pig has you in his eyes. ”
Pig's head, quickly collect the supernatural powers!
Chang'e shouted in her heart, but she didn't have time to react, Bajie stared at the big eyes wrapped in feces at the corners of her eyes, looked at Chang'e, and spoke softly and sweetly in a low voice.
"Come, sister, be good, look into my old pig's eyes!"
Before the words fell, Bajie tried his best to pretend to be tender, and kept shaking his eyelashes, so that the eye droppings in the corners of his eyes shook and trembled, as if they were about to fall.
Finally, Chang'e couldn't help it, turned her head, and said with a crying voice: "Eight ...... Bajie, you ...... Can you go wash your face?"
"No, don't ......", Bajie shook his head solemnly, stretched out his pig hand, straightened Chang'e's head, continued to look at Chang'e, and said: "My old pig won't wash anything, only ...... Loved you!!"
Oh my God, where did this dead pig learn these routines?
Chang'e was really going to cry, so much so that there were mistlets in her beautiful eyes, as if she was emotional.
Seeing such a scene, Bajie couldn't hold back any longer, his fat head was lowered, and he kissed Chang'e's cherry lips with a big mouth.
Such a scene, when viewed from a distance, looks like a disgusting pig demon who is about to bite off the head of a beautiful and tender woman, the picture is ...... It's really terrifying!!
ps: When it comes to flirting with girls, in the whole world, I only serve willow planters!!
(End of chapter)