After returning to the Chinese army tent protected by heavy soldiers and a large number of monks, Shan Dongxing shook off Wu Gongling's arm, stomped his feet and clapped his hands, and said: "The general is confused, who are you not good at, what are you doing with her?

Wu Gongling waved his hand and said: "Elder Shan, she still looks quite young, with fine skin and tender meat, white and pure, and that charm is not seen on ordinary women, it is really exciting." Elder Shan, I am asking you to do this, can you propose marriage to the Heavenly Maiden Sect on my behalf?"

Shan Dongxing really wanted to give him a shave on his ears, "My general, what do you mention, the rules of the Heavenly Maiden Sect are not allowed to have the love of men and women, and you can't marry someone if you enter the Heavenly Maiden Sect, I went to propose marriage, isn't this humiliating to others? ”

"Bad habits! How can a woman not have a man, it is really a bad habit that is not humane, and it must be abolished!" Wu Gongling sighed.

"You, you, I'll see how you end!" Shan Dongxing pointed at him and accused him for a while, and finally stomped away, there was really nothing he could do with this kind of bastard.

He had to quickly arrange the people of Tongxian Pavilion to strengthen the protection of this place, lest Hui Qingping come and slaughter this bastard.

When there were no outsiders, Wu Gongling's frivolity on his face was put away, he touched the wet clothes on his body, and shouted, "Change clothes!"

The soldiers immediately brought him clean clothes and helped him change them.

After a while, Adjutant General Jin Xiang hurriedly came, stepped forward and asked urgently, "General, I heard that you touched that Elder Hui's buttocks, is it really fake?"

Wu Gongling squinted his eyes and asked, "Do I look like the kind of person who dares to do it?"

"......" Jin Xiang was convinced, and after being speechless for a while, he sighed and said, "General, you... How can you do such a thing, isn't this looking for death?"

"You know what a fart!" Wu Gongling slapped him on the helmet on the back of his head, staggering him.

Standing firm and holding on to his helmet, Jin Xiang came back and asked tentatively, "Could it be that the general is not doing this, what else can he say?"

"Alas, we were pitted by Han Song's group of grandsons, our brothers in Cangzhou can't go back, if you don't go, you will die, and if you continue to go east, you will die for a lifetime..." Fight like that, how can I let him take the lives of our 300,000 brothers to fill the hole for him Song Kingdom?"

raised his hand and patted Jin Xiang on the shoulder, "At the juncture of nine deaths and a lifetime, if you stand up to the brothers, you will have a way to live, and if you are cowardly, you will be forced to have no way out, no one will pity our brothers' lives and deaths, and they will force us to death all the way." Therefore, at this time, we must not show weakness, if we are not crazy, we will die, I just want them to know that Lao Tzu is a madman, and he has made Lao Tzu angry, and Lao Tzu can do everything, and I dare to touch even the women of the Heavenly Maiden's Sect, what am I afraid of? I have to let them know that they can't threaten me, let them get used to it, and then I can fight for the brothers when I turn around! I can't let others command how they want. ”

Jin Xiang nodded slightly with a solemn face.

"The eldest brother is too pedantic, why can we be born and die in the peaceful Yan Kingdom world can only be sat by merchants? Why do we have to be treated as pigs and dogs by them when we throw our heads and spill blood, it is better to kill them if we want? Yan Kingdom is the world of Yan people, not the world of other merchants, how can we be treated as cattle and horses by the faint monarch and the traitors in the court? The prince and the prince will Xiangning have a kind of feeling, I, Wu Gongling, will not be a nobody in this life!"

"Now that the chaos has arisen, it is where heroes like us come into play, and we must not steal our lives! Tell the brothers, since I have raised an army, I will never give up, and those who are willing to follow me will fight together for the future, and what is impossible for me to fight for the king and worship the prime minister?"

Jin Xiang hesitated: "Is it appropriate to tell the brothers openly this statement? ”

Wu Gongling waved his hand, "What's inappropriate? I don't hide it, so I said it publicly, who doesn't know that I'm a rough person, I'm afraid of a fart!"

Jin Xiang nodded, "Okay! It's just that the general is afraid that he will offend Elder Hui this time, how can she let you go afterwards?

Wu Gongling looked disdainful: "Afterwards, if we can't get through this hurdle in front of us, what else can we talk about afterwards? As long as we can stand firm afterwards and be useful to them, it is possible for the Heavenly Maiden to let that woman marry Lao Tzu, what are you grinning? Don't you don't believe in evil, this woman Lao Tzu has to sleep with her!"

Jin Xiang couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head when he listened, turned around and left.

Wu Gongling beckoned again, "Wait, how long can the grain last?"

Jin Xiang stopped and replied: "The retreat was too hasty, and I didn't carry too much food, and the food for the army could last for fifteen days at most." ”

Wu Gongling went back and forth for a while, and finally stopped in front of the hanging map, stared at the distance on the map and pondered for a while, then turned around and said: "My intentions have been exposed, there is no need to hide it, you can speed up the march, as long as the speed comes up, fifteen days should be enough." ”

Jin Xiang bowed his head, "The general just orders." ”

Wu Gongling approached and said: "The marching speed of pulling a large amount of grain and grass is too slow, and the burden must be shared and reduced. Let the brethren sew pockets, and each man must have enough food rations for three days, not only to speed up the march of the army and reduce the burden, but also to leave a way for the brethren to live, in the event of conflict, some of them are separated... If there are brothers who want to break up, we will not be reluctant, but the brothers will follow me for many years, so that they can gather together and disperse, and let them go on their own. Whether you are separated or fleeing, in this troubled world, you have three days of rations at the bottom, no matter where you go, you don't panic when you have food in your stomach, it's a way to live... Let's do it!"

Jin Xiang stiffened his cheeks and nodded vigorously, "Don't worry, general, I will give orders to go down, and I will definitely distribute it to the brothers as soon as possible." ”

"By the way, don't hide the thing about me touching that bitch's ass, make it public, and let the brothers be happy. ”

"Ahh

"Do you know a fart, do you understand morale?"

Jin Xiang suddenly realized that he understood the hidden meaning of the general's move......

After a while, Wu Gongling came out of the tent alone and sat on the slope of the grassland to drink alone.

A patrol of soldiers saluted as they passed by.

Wu Gongling waved his head and looked, waved his hand and said, "Come over to me." ”

The soldiers of the squad looked at each other, and finally they all stood up honestly, not knowing what this one was going to do.

Wu Gongling sat there and asked, "Among the ten of you, who has the best amount of alcohol?"

Ten people, you look at me, I look at you.

Wu Gongling added, "The best amount of wine will be rewarded by this general." ”

"Me!"

"I'm the best drinker. ”

As soon as they heard that there was a reward, the ten people immediately quarreled.

Wu Gongling stood up and patted his buttocks, and said with a smile: "There is no basis for what you say, you have to see the true chapter!" Come on, bring ten jars of wine, and then call a battalion of people to come over as a witness, so as not to say that Lao Tzu is unfair." ”

Someone from the accompanying guards immediately went to fetch wine, and someone else went to recruit hundreds of people.

Everyone gathered around, ten jars of wine were placed at the feet of the ten soldiers, Wu Gongling carried a jar of wine and walked back and forth, "It's useless to brag, whoever drinks is better than the previous one, brothers will witness together." ”

"Good!" There was a lively scene to see, and a group of people around cheered and cheered, and the excitement was very high.

The commander of the ten small soldiers shouted, "General, what is the reward for winning?"

"What's the reward? Are you afraid that I won't be able to treat you badly?" Wu Gongling stopped, looked left and right, and said: "Listen, everyone, if anyone can drink the jar of wine in front of him first, where will our army settle after the war, I will marry him the most beautiful yellow flower girl on the ground, and I will personally go to propose marriage for him." If the other party's family doesn't agree, I will rob this daughter-in-law and give him it, and I will also give him a house to hide the treasure, and give them 10,000 gold coins to live a small life, how about it?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up, especially the ten people who were even more excited, and the captain shouted: "Can the general's words be counted?"

Wu Gongling shouted loudly: "Is there a time when Lao Tzu promised his brothers what he promised is not a word?"

"Nope!"

"Nope!"

Everyone waved and shouted one after another, and the more they looked at it, the more beautiful it became, and a group of people were excited.

A general couldn't help but run out, "I want the most beautiful yellow flower girl too, general, this is better than trying to calculate me, I... Ahh

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked back by Wu Gongling, "Get out of the way, it's none of your business, whoever dares to win you in your participation will be ten of them!"

The general got up and shrank to the side with a sneer, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Wu Gongling turned around and pointed to the ten people, "Ready!"

Ten people hurriedly picked up the wine jar, patted off the sealing mud, and prepared it, their eyes lit up one by one, and they waited for the order with their ears pricked up.

Wu Gongling's hand smashed the wine jar arrogantly, and he shouted, "Begin!"

The ten people immediately picked up the jar and poured the wine into their mouths desperately.

"Hurry up and ......"

The crowd shouted and cheered for the ten people, as if they were the ones who were competing, and the excitement attracted the attention of many people in the distance.

Halfway through the drink, someone poured it out, and was shouted that it was not to be pulled aside, and the soldier stomped his foot in annoyance.

The last dark-faced young man took the lead in flipping the jar and signaling that he had finished drinking, but his mouth was tense and he did not dare to speak, for fear that the wine would pour out of his throat.

There was a burst of cheers, Wu Gongling pointed to the young man and asked what his name was, told the guards to remember, turned around to remind him to fulfill his promise, and repeatedly said to everyone that he would never break his promise.

The cheers and envy of the scene brought indescribable joy to the boring army.

Wu Gongling happily squeezed out of the crowd, and just told him to pack up and continue to hurry, but saw that the five elders except Hui Qingping were waiting for him outside the crowd with a cold face.

Everyone entered the Chinese military tent, and Quan Taifeng was the first to point at him and scold, "You are presumptuous!"

Wu Gongling sat down behind the case, "Don't hide it from you, I still have a crush on her, if she doesn't marry, with her as my wife, I will feel at ease, how much is a guarantee, otherwise I am always worried that someone will cross the river and tear down the bridge afterwards, and I don't even have the mind to fight." A dead pig looking like a hob meat that was not afraid of boiling water was humming on the chair.

PS: The son should build for me, and I will sing for the son. Congratulations on the birth of the two new alliance leaders, "Swordsman MJ" and "Red Dust Passerby"!