Chapter 36: Bastard Bunny
So Yunkong Zhenren coughed, covered up the embarrassment, and then said in the tone of an old man teaching the newcomer: "Ten meters away, ten meters away from the fairy, one meter away from the fairy, hand over a magic weapon to this rabbit." Otherwise, don't talk about ......"
The ancestor who rode the peacock was stunned for a moment: "And this rule?"
"The rules of our house. Qin Shouyi raised his head and said.
"Then what if I don't give it, I'll follow?" The other party was obviously a little distressed.
Qin Shou said: "It doesn't matter, I'll record it for you later, and when it comes to the Midyear Festival, I'll find someone to complain." A dignified immortal followed a woman to plot against him!"
The other party was stunned, if this was really recorded and sued, he was really hard to explain, there were some things that everyone tacitly knew, but if they took it out, that was it!
So the other party instantly withered: "Count you ruthless! This magic weapon was obtained by me yesterday and given to you." ”
Qin Shou hurriedly took it, and when he saw it, it was a small sword.
Qin Shou doesn't know the goods, and Chang'e doesn't understand this, but some people do!
Qin Shou immediately asked Yunkong Zhenren: "Yunkong, look at this sword, it seems to be better than what you gave." ”
When Yunkong Zhenren heard this, he immediately became anxious, how could he lose face in front of the beautiful woman? So he shouted: "How is it possible? Although my blue sea stone is just a material, it is better than this tattered magic weapon to pinch some powder casually!"
"You gave him the Blue Sea Stone?!" exclaimed the immortal riding the peacock.
Yunkong Zhenren raised his head and said: "Of course! To be honest, you can't handle this thing, I'll help you be embarrassed." ”
The immortal riding the peacock suddenly turned red and said, "This ......"
Seeing this, Qin Shou glanced at the other party and said, "So insincere, what do you say you are pretending to be? ”
"Wait a minute, who said I wasn't sincere? It was an appetizer just now, and this is the greeting gift. The immortal riding the peacock gritted his teeth, took out a piece of Xuanjin, and said: "This is Taiyi Xuanjin Iron, the degree of hardening is not under the blue sea stone, and it is also full of toughness, just a little, it can make the magic weapon extremely sharp, and sharpen the iron like mud ......."
Click!
Before the immortal riding the peacock finished blowing, he heard a crisp sound, squinted his eyes, and saw that the rabbit was putting his Taiyi Xuanjin into his mouth, biting lightly, gnawing down a piece, and then eating it with a click......
Seeing the immortal riding the peacock look over, Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "You just said that he was very hard?"
The peacock rider swallowed his saliva, and quickly shook his head and said, "It's okay......"
Qin Shou said: "Indeed, it's okay, count you in, follow it." ”
Qin Shou waved his hand, and Chang'e continued to hurry, but there were two more immortals with black faces beside him, and the two guys followed behind and chatted.
"Fellow Daoist, this rabbit is so pitiful, why don't you remind me?"
"Let me remind you, do you believe it? Damn, this time I go back to the mountain, I want to eat two rabbits first to relieve my anger. My blue sea stone...... He was fooled like this. ”
"My Taiyi Xuanjin, hey...... What sadds me the most is that I didn't even make a splash when I gave away such a valuable thing. It's all to blame on that dead rabbit, why are the teeth so good?"
"Indeed, this rabbit is too bastard!"
......
Regardless of the resentful two people behind him, Qin Shou found that there were more and more people who kept appearing in front of Chang'e, some pretending to be forced to control the bright magic weapon and passing by, some pretending to be deep, stepping on auspicious clouds with their hands behind their backs, and ......
"This uncle, you are a person who has a beard on the ground, don't follow it, okay?" Qin Shou finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
The old immortal looked back at Qin Shou and said, "This immortal is just passing by......"
"Do you still want face, do you think I don't know you if you change your clothes? Let me tell you, you just changed your underwear, I know you!" Qin Shou shouted.
The old fairy looked embarrassed......
Qin Shou rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I said...... Are all of your EQ cultivators gone? What are you doing dangling in front of us? To put it bluntly, isn't it just picking up girls? Don't you just order it directly? Barefoot immortals all come up to give gifts and pick up conversations. These two immortals were also sent by Bihai Stone and Taiyi Xuanjin, so they were fortunate to follow. It's good for you, with two empty paws, swaying around, what are you going to do? Pickle girls don't bring money, when the gods are poor like you, I will help you be ashamed!"
"Where did this dead rabbit come from?
Qin Shou glanced at the other party and said, "If these old men go to your back garden and stare at your wife endlessly, what will you do?"
When the jet-black fairy heard this, he was immediately speechless...... He figured it out, and he immediately copied the guy and started to do it.
Of course, Qin Shou also wanted to copy the guys, but he couldn't beat them! If he didn't accept gifts, these guys followed, and Qin Shou and Chang'e didn't have any suitable way. You can't really go to the Midyear Festival to complain, right? So many bigwigs, they just go to talk about it? Besides, is there a chance to say that it's two different things?
Since you can't make the other party feel pain, then let the other party feel distressed, this is Qin Shou's little abacus!
So Qin Shou said: "Okay, either pay the money, or get out!" I remember all of your appearances, the pickled girls have no money, and I also remember the poor ghosts and fairies, and when it comes to the Midyear Festival, I will help you become famous." ”
Originally, there were not many immortals who were really dangling in front of Chang'e, but more people watched the excitement, especially when Qin Shou went down, there were more people who came to see the excitement.
Now when he heard Qin Shou's words, his faces suddenly turned black......
"This rabbit is too TM bastard, according to what he said, if he doesn't hand over some treasures now, he just leaves, it's a slut with no money, a poor ghost?
"If this gets out, who's too embarrassed to walk around outside?"
"I've lost my face......"
Everyone was sad for a while, and they just watched the fun, but they all fell into the pit!
"Count you ruthless!" the old fairy scolded, and still threw Qin Shou a treasure, which was a glass lamp!
Qin Shou immediately glanced at Yunkong Zhenren and asked, "How is this treasure compared to your blue sea stone?"
The old fairy rolled his eyes and said, "It's no worse than his blue sea stone, this is a good thing!"
The black-faced Sanxian looked at it, his eyes flashed, and he thought that if he gave it alone, this rabbit would be more real one by one, and compare. At this time, whoever gives too badly will be embarrassed. If you can fish in troubled waters and give him some rags, wouldn't you be able to get through the test?
There are also many scattered immortals who have the same idea as the black-faced scattered immortals, so everyone glanced at each other, understood each other's thoughts, nodded slightly, and agreed.
So when Qin Shou and the old immortal were talking nonsense, the black-faced scattered immortal suddenly stood up and said, "Rabbit, take the magic weapon!"