Chapter 135: You're Sick!(Three More to Various Requests)
Thinking that he would be able to slap Li Xiaochun's face hard in a while, a trace of disdain flashed in Zhang Mingtao's eyes!
The other students also pricked up their ears, wanting to see what this Li Xiaochun was doing?
Xue Jiaxiang suddenly became a little embarrassed, she can't say that Li Xiaochun is her student, right?
Otherwise, with these snobbish classmates, there may be something to come up with.
At this moment, Li Xiaochun said lightly: "I am a doctor!"
Doctor?
Everyone was stunned, only to see Zhang Mingtao continue: "This doctor is an iron rice bowl, I don't know which hospital the little brother is practicing medicine in? Our Qu Haifeng is also a doctor, you can be regarded as peers." ”
"Which hospital?"
Li Xiaochun thought for a while and said, "Let's have a courtyard in the city!"
What?
Listening to his tone, everyone's jaws almost fell to the ground?
A city hospital, right?
Listening to this meaning, it seems that even he himself is not sure?
What kind of discipline is this?
"Qu Haifeng, aren't you working in the First Municipal Hospital? Have you seen him?" Zhang Mingtao turned his head and asked Qu Haifeng.
Qu Haifeng shook his head and said: "No, I have worked in the First Hospital of the City for so long, and I am familiar with various departments, I haven't heard of the name Li Xiaochun?"
Haven't seen him yet?
Logistics?
Hearing Qu Haifeng's words, everyone's faces became strange.
Especially Xu Fanghua, her face was filled with a strong look of playfulness.
"Haven't you seen the logistics department? Haha, Colonel Xue really laughed at me, your boyfriend is really amazing, a logistics department is now pretending to be a doctor from the first hospital in the city. ”
"Who doesn't know that there is a little doctor in the first hospital of the city, and the little doctor plus President Dong has made the first hospital of Songchuan City famous in the entire Sichuan River, and now many people are swaggering and deceiving under the brand of the first hospital of the city, you liar did not expect to be exposed by the doctors of the first hospital of our city in public!"
"You Xue Daxiao has this kind of vision, and the man you are looking for is also this kind of goods, pretending to be the logistics department of the doctor!hahaha......"
Xu Fanghua felt more comfortable than ever at this moment, after all, she had always been jealous of Xue Jiaxiang before, and now she laughed when she heard that his boyfriend was from the logistics department and was exposed pretending to be a doctor.
it!
To put it bluntly, the logistics department is cleaning!
The other people's faces also changed after hearing this, but they didn't expect that Xue Daxiao Hua would find a logistics department liar who likes to pretend to be a doctor.
It must be known that the people sitting here, even if they are not as extraordinary as Zhang Mingtao, at least have an income of hundreds of thousands a year.
So, everyone looked at Li Xiaochun with a thick disdain, it turned out to be a little white face who was raised.
Xue Jiaxiang was trembling with anger, but Li Xiaochun said with a smile: "Sanba, your mouth stinks!"
Xu Fanghua was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Bastard, what did you say?"
"I said your mouth stinks, you're sick!"
Xu Fanghua's face was so angry that her face turned pale, and she stared at Li Xiaochun viciously and shouted, "You are sick!"
Then, she sneered: "Qu Haifeng is a doctor, I am sick or not, he still doesn't know, you are a logistics department sweeper, do you know how to see a doctor?"
Li Xiaochun smiled instead of being angry: "The lipstick on your mouth is unevenly applied, and you still have two perfumes on your body, especially your eyes are like silk, with spring in your eyes." ”
"What do you mean?" Xu Fanghua said vigilantly.
"Pretend to be confused, then I'll go into more detail. ”
Li Xiaochun smiled and continued: "The uneven application of lipstick means that you must have been wiped by something before, and there is a light-colored mark on your neck, which also appeared not long ago. That means you've just made out with a man half an hour ago, and there's more than one person, right?"
After hearing Li Xiaochun's words, all the classmates looked at Xu Fanghua with suspicion in their eyes.
Feeling those eyes, Xu Fanghua roared angrily: "Nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I sue you for slander!"
"What's the matter, the heart is empty?"
Li Xiaochun looked at the female classmate next to Xu Fanghua and said with a smile: "You are so close to her, don't you smell a familiar smell? That perfume is special for couples when they are flirting, but I smelled it from a long distance." ”
The female classmates sniffed at her suspiciously, and then said in shock, "Really!"
"How is that possible? I've taken a shower before. ”
Xu Fanghua looked at Li Xiaochun as if she had seen a ghost, and accidentally said what was in her heart.
After blurting out these words, her face changed drastically, especially in front of so many classmates, which was simply slapping her in the face.
Feeling the strange stares of the others, she longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.
At this moment, Zhang Mingtao's face suddenly became gloomy.
He said coldly: "Boy, you dare to insult our female classmates here, even if you are Jiaxiang's boyfriend, please go out, you are not welcome here!"
Xue Jiaxiang expressed a deep apology for this, and knew that he should not have brought Li Xiaochun over because of this.
However, the corners of Li Xiaochun's mouth curled slightly, and he looked at Zhang Mingtao playfully and said with a smile: "Medicine jar man, one of the men who played with this 38 just now is you." But if you take medicine every day, your body will collapse one day!"
What the!
Zhang Mingtao was stunned, looking at Li Xiaochun, his heart was shocked to the extreme, but he still immediately defended.
"Nonsense! Boy, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will tear your mouth apart!"
However, the eyes of the classmates around him all changed!
They remembered that Zhang Mingtao and Xu Fanghua left at the same time not long ago, but they didn't expect it to be a pop!
How *** this should be!
"Don't admit it?"
Li Xiaochun said with a playful smile: "Actually, I understand you a lot, after all, there are so many beautiful female employees in your company, all of them are young girls, but they are more energetic than these three or eight, and it is not normal if you don't love them." ”
"Well, you bastard! What did you tell me before? I didn't expect you to learn to steal. ”
Xu Fanghua screamed angrily, and ran to Zhang Mingtao like a crazy woman.
"Hehe, by the way, these three eight played before you were black friends in Africa. My good boy, I didn't expect the taste of this Sanba to be quite heavy. ”
Li Xiaochun then said in a good time: "It is normal for men and women to love each other, but safety measures must be done well." I heard that there is a recent HIV epidemic in Africa, so it is better for you to go to a dermatologist and do a relevant test. ”
"What? You stinky bitch, no wonder you've been getting so close to black Africans lately? Paralyzed! Lao Tzu told you at the time, we're just having fun! If Lao Tzu is infected with HIV by you, Lao Tzu will kill you!"
Zhang Mingtao was furious, and took a few steps back, as if Xu Fanghua was a source of infection, and he was so frightened that he wiped his hands on his clothes.
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