Chapter 15: The Monkey Comes Out [I]
The black charcoal essence was not stupid, and sneered: "I really think I don't know who you are? Aren't you the monkey who fell from the sky at the beginning? No matter how majestic you used to be, now you are just a waste that is crushed under the mountain and can't move!"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was furious, looked up at the black charcoal essence and said, "You winged mouse, do you really think that my old grandson can't help you?"
The black charcoal spirit laughed and said: "If you can help me, will I still stand here and be fine? Don't say anything, I won't listen to your bragging, if you have the ability, just come and kill me! This king is standing here, frowning suddenly, I am your grandson!"
Sun Wukong is most afraid of this kind of stunned green, if he is more complicated, afraid of cause and effect or something, it is estimated that most of them know Sun Wukong's name or origin, and they will withdraw. There is really no need to provoke such a big cause and effect for a few mortals and an old liar.
But the black charcoal essence in front of him is obviously a stunned young man, and it seems that there is no inheritance, I don't know where to get the method of cultivation, I don't know how to revere cause and effect, I just know that Lao Tzu is stronger than you now.
Sun Wukong snorted coldly and said: "My grandson doesn't kill the unknown, you will report your name!"
The black charcoal spirit said proudly: "Listen, what killed you today is a mountain, the Black Immortal Cave, and the Black Immortal King is also!"
As soon as these words came out, the old liar immediately took out a notebook, and wrote down the name like a dragon and a snake.
Old man Liu asked in a low voice, "Shangxian, what are you doing here?"
The old liar said seriously: "I can't kill him now, write it down first, and when I have a chance in the future, I will go down to the underworld to beat his ancestors!"
Old man Liu: "......"
At this moment, the Black Immortal King looked at the old liar, subconsciously touched his buttocks, and then said with a gloomy face: "Old thing, that bald donkey almost ruined my innocence with a stick just now, today I have to skin you and give me a litter of demon cubs!"
When the old liar heard this, his eyes were about to turn out, and his face was even more red and white...... Not the parties involved, I can't understand the embarrassing scene of being so persistent in being asked to have a monkey by a homosexual.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he glanced at the old liar and said, "Hey, he's here for you, anyway, he just wants to give birth to a child, and he doesn't want your life, or you will obey him?"
When the old liar heard this, he beat his chest and said, "Fart! I will be killed by a headfirst today, and I will not obey him!"
The Black Immortal King said disapprovingly: "It can be improvised, as long as the corpse is intact." When you run out, go back and freeze it, and use it if you want, which is convenient. ”
The old liar was stupid on the spot, pointed at the Black Immortal King and looked at it for a long time, and only said one word for a long time - grass!
The Black Immortal King nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, it's grass." ”
The old liar looked at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong coughed dryly and said, "We are not acquainted." ”
Before the old liar could speak, the Black Immortal King laughed wildly: "Haha...... I'll just say, you monkey is just pretending! And blow this king to death?
Sun Wukong squinted at the Black Immortal King and said, "You'd better not be arrogant." ”
"What's wrong with my arrogance? I'm arrogant, what can you do to me? Dead monkey, you are like this, and you still want to scare the king? The king is standing here today, the king is arrogant, the king is scolding you, what can you do?!"
Sun Wukong nodded and then the monkey's head began to rise, and then his hands stretched out from under the mountain, and with a hard push, he climbed out, sat at the bottom of the mountain, shook his wrist and said, "What did you just say?"
At that moment, the old liar, Old Man Liu and other villagers were stunned!
The Black Immortal King, who was still chattering in the sky, was even more confused, standing there, opening his mouth wide, staring directly at Sun Wukong, and said, "You...... It's out?!"
Rewind time to the time when the old crook fell.
But it is said that the rabbit and the old liar are separated, one runs down the mountain to find the monkey, and the other runs up the mountain to find the Lingtian who suppresses the mountain.
In the memory of the rabbit, the TV series played very clearly, Tang Sanzang climbed Wuzhi Mountain as an ordinary person, and then saw a spiritual sticker, which was not big, bowed to the spiritual sticker, received some pious words, and then took off the spiritual sticker as soon as he stretched out his hand. The process couldn't be easier......
But now, Qin Shou just wanted to scold: "I'm Cao! Sure enough, it's all a lie in the TV series!
I saw that on the huge mountain peak that towered into the sky, there was a spiritual sticker that I don't know how big it was, but it was enough to suppress the entire mountain peak, and pressed it on the mountain!
Qin Shou had only one thought at that moment, it turned out that it was not the mountain weight, it was the spirit sticking to the weight!
There are still a few big words on the sticker!
A moment ago, there were also six characters of Buddhism written on it, such as Om (an), Ma (ma), ne (ni), horn (ba), Mi (mei), 吽 (hong)!
But the next moment, Qin Shou blinked, and those words changed, becoming: "If you move, I'll try!"
Qin Shou's violent temper, if it was just a six-character mantra, he might have to bow down, after all, he had also seen the Buddha at the conference, and it was indeed a Buddha, and he was very kind. But now when I see these six words, the anger comes up in an instant!
Qin Shou is typical, in the face of a great evil person, if he can't beat it, he immediately coaxes it, turns around and runs. But if you face the things of the great evil person, and the other party is not around, you will be the king of heaven and the character of the king!
So Qin Shou rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "A spiritual sticker, you are also so arrogant? Master Rabbit, I don't have the same knowledge as you first, there are monsters below who want to kill, if you really have compassion, get out of here immediately, let the monkeys come out to subdue demons and subdue demons, and save the suffering." If not, I won't talk nonsense with you, if you are interested, get out of here! If you don't leave, Master Rabbit, I will personally beat you out of the hairstyle full of bags! If you don't leave, Master Rabbit, I don't mind eating a refreshing meal!"
I don't know if it's because of the lack of spirituality compared to Huang Shu and the lack of self-awareness, or if the self-consciousness is too stubborn and ignores Qin Shou's threats at all.
In short, Lingti was silent.
When Qin Shou saw it, he immediately became angry, what do you care! There are still people waiting for him to save his life!
So Qin Shou opened his mouth, cast a law heaven and earth, and turned into a hundred-meter-tall rabbit, and suddenly pounced on the spirit sticker, and gnawed when he opened his mouth!
One bite down, a Buddha light lit up on the spirit sticker, but before the Buddha light was much, it was bitten by the rabbit, and then it was bitten on the spirit sticker one by one!
Click...... After a while, a large piece of the kung fu spirit sticker was eaten!
Lingti finally didn't calm down, and released a wave of Buddha light, wanting to blast Qin Shou away!
However, this rabbit is the tooth rushing to the front, what to bite what, there is really a kind of invincible spirit of taking the lead with one tooth and being invincible!