Chapter 252: The Rabbit Becomes an Official [Asking for Subscription]
When Riyou God heard this, his feet were weak, and he almost fell to the ground, and said angrily: "What do you call me?"
Qin Shou said as a matter of course: "Call you the day." ”
"Haha...... Call you day, haha...... You're a day!" Golden Horn and Silver Horn laughed when they heard this.
Riyou shouted angrily: "What are you laughing at! You are only ri!
Qin Shou nodded, bowed to a stone lion on the side and saluted very seriously: "Uncle!"
The face of the god of the sun suddenly turned green!
Then he saw the rabbit, looked at him very solemnly and said, "This is my uncle, if you want the day, go ahead." Remember, you have to be kind to him in the future, if you dare to bully him, I will definitely not let you go!"
"Poof......" Bai Wen and Vine couldn't hold back, and finally laughed.
Riyoushen's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "Rabbit!"
Qin Shou gritted his teeth and said, "Day, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't call me Ri!" shouted the god of Riyou, but as soon as he shouted it, he felt that this was so awkward.
Qin Shou laughed and said, "What's the matter? I'm impotent, and the sun doesn't move?"
The god of Riyou said angrily: "You are insulting a god!"
Qin Shou looked at Riyou Shen with a blank face and said, "How is it possible? I'm a good person, how can I insult you!" You see that the surname Wang is called Lao Wang, the surname Song is called Lao Song, you are called Ri Youshen, you are called Lao Ri, is there anything wrong? But I think you are still young, called Lao Ri, too old. That's why I'll call you the day — all right......"
After speaking, Qin Shou wrote two big characters on the other stone lion - okay!
"Haha......" Seeing this, the golden horn and silver horn laughed wildly, and pointed to the lion and said, "This lion is applauded...... Ha ha...... It's a good day...... Ha ha...... You're a god!"
Riyoushen was completely speechless, and he found that on this issue, no matter how to talk to this rabbit, he couldn't talk about him......
At this time, Ye Yi flew down and said in a low voice: "Hold back, don't forget the purpose of our coming!"
Thinking of his purpose, Riyou God let out a long breath and said, "Rabbit, I'm here to talk to you today." ”
Qin Shou said in surprise: "What's the matter?
As soon as Riyoushen heard about drinking, he immediately thought of the beating...... My body couldn't help but tremble, and said, "Don't interrupt! Look at my body, is there something wrong?"
Qin Shou nodded and said, "Well, it's a little wrong, I just shook it and ejaculated......?"
Riyou God gritted his teeth and said, "Can you pay attention to the key points!"
Qin Shou immediately said solemnly: "Okay! Focus on the key points! You ...... Premature ejaculation, impotence? I tell you, I really can't cure this disease, don't come to me!"
As soon as these words came out, the white lines, the vines, and the golden horns and silver horns all looked at the sun with an expression that was the same.
The green tendons on the head of the Riyou God were about to explode, and he roared: "Rabbit!"
"Boss, rest your anger...... Purpose, purpose, to the point. Yeyi hurriedly persuaded.
Hearing this, the god of the sun held back his anger and said, "Rabbit, I was attacked. ”
Qin Shou said: "Male?"
Riyou trembled with anger, but he still endured to ignore the rabbit and continued: "I am seriously injured. ”
Qin Shou said: "Anal fissure, bleeding, not pregnant, right?"
Riyou Shen clenched his fists, resisting the urge to kill the rabbit and said, "I can't continue to work, I need to find someone to temporarily replace me in patrolling the Three Realms." I think about it, you're the most suitable. How about it? Would you like to try it?"
After speaking, the god of the day looked at the rabbit expectantly.
As a result, the rabbit bared his teeth and said neatly: "Don't try!"
What is the relationship between the god of the sun and him?
From the first meeting, Riyou God was invited by the prince of the Dragon Palace to hack him, and then doubled the three stupid and tyrannical......
It can be said that Riyoushen definitely doesn't have any good feelings for Qin Shou!
Such a person, if there is a good thing, will he be cheap Qin Shou?
Therefore, Qin Shou decisively refused!
Riyou God said: "Are you sure? As a Riyou God, you can go to heaven and earth." Moreover, the power to supervise the world is not small......"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was really moved.
He has been to the Earth Immortal Realm, the Earth Immortal Realm and the Immortal World are really completely different, one is a beautiful back garden, and the other is the magnificent and blood-boiling Angry Sea Yangtze River......
As a pure master, Qin Shou really yearns for the Earth Immortal Realm.
However, it's still that question, what is the picture of the day travel god?
Riyou God said: "I can give you the rabbit opportunity, if you don't do it, then forget it." I'm going to find someone else...... To tell you the truth, if it weren't for the fact that the other gods were doing their jobs, you thought I would be looking for you!"
After speaking, the god of Riyou turned around and left.
At this time, he came up and said, "Rabbit, the position of the god of the sun is very oily...... Do you know why the God of Riyou is so hated? This guy is not only a sue god, but also a blackmail god! The point is that the Jade Emperor turned a blind eye to his blackmail, as long as he didn't go too far, it would definitely be ......."
Bai Wen followed: "That's definitely a sideways!"
Qin Shou frowned and said, "He blackmailed, and the Jade Emperor didn't care?"
The golden horn snorted: "Ignorant rabbit, it is not so easy to be a god of day travel, and when you become a god of day travel, you have to monitor the world." If you only look at it and don't sue it, then it is a serious crime, but if you see it, how many people will be offended? If there are too many people who are offended, then the cause and effect will come to the door sooner or later. You look at the wandering spirit that day, his body is unstable, and he is obviously cleaned up...... Since you have taken such a big risk, it is natural to have some benefits, this food and card, as long as there is a degree, of course no one cares. ”
When Yinjiao heard this, he secretly pinched the back of Jinjiao, and said: "Jinjiao, what are you doing? Why are you still helping this rabbit solve his doubts? If he becomes a god of travel, how can you and I settle accounts with him? I really want to provoke this guy, this guy squats in our house every day and watches...... I can't get by?"
The golden horn smiled, and the voice came back and said: "Stupid, if you do a day of wandering, you will inevitably be riddled with cause and effect! You have also seen this rabbit, and it can enter and exit the imperial garden that no one is allowed to enter, and the white veins and vines also said that the Jade Emperor favors this rabbit very much." Can we really kill such a rabbit? But we can't make a move, someone else can? What's more, if we don't let him wander that day, he won't come out at all! Can you and I really stay here for a few years?"
Silver Horn thought about it and said, "Understood, if it comes out, we can do it." ”
Golden Horn said: "Do it? No, we don't have to do it." Riyou God is looking for him to take over, there is definitely a problem...... I guess that guy is just calculating rabbits. As long as it is promoted, this rabbit will have to be skinned if it does not die. ”
Silver Horn suddenly realized: "I see!
"As long as he comes out, we will discuss it with the god of the sun, as soon as he is reset, the rabbit will naturally no longer be the god of the day, and he will not be in the imperial garden, you and I will take action immediately...... Hey. "Golden Horn Road.
Silver Horn smiled: "Gao ...... In this way, we will not be able to attack the gods, and we can get back the gossip furnace, it will be easy and effortless, haha......"
Golden Horn said: "That's right. ”
"Really, fake?" Qin Shou didn't believe the golden horn, and looked at the vine and the white vein.
Wrapping vine and white veins nodded again and again: "That's true, but there are also risks, after all, there are so many cause and effect ......"
Hearing the cause and effect, Qin Shou's heart beat faster, others are afraid of cause and effect, so he is not afraid! As long as there is enough cause and effect, with the resources in his hand, he can be promoted again at any time! As long as his strength goes up, who is he afraid of?
Seeing that the Sun Wandering God was about to go away, Qin Shou shouted, "Oh the day!"
Riyoushen's body shook and almost fell again, and he scolded in his heart: "Dead rabbit, you wait for me!"
Then, the god of the sun turned around and said, "What are you doing?"
"You see, you have confessed it yourself, and then I will call you Ri. Qin Shou said as a matter of course.
Riyou God knew that he couldn't fight rabbits, so he simply asked, "What are you going to do?"
Qin Shou smiled: "Don't do anything, you do this job, Master Rabbit, I did it!"
"Really?" asked Riyoushen in surprise.
Qin Shouyi raised his head and said, "Of course!"
Riyou God smiled, and with a wave of his hand, a token flew towards Qin Shou.
Qin Shou raised his hand to catch it, only to see that it was a black and white token, the white side was engraved with a round of sun, and the black side was engraved with the moon with the word night written on it!
Qin Shou was speechless: "Sure enough, it's a day......"
The old man of the day tour god said with a dark face: "This is the day and night token, the token is in hand, you are the day and night travel god." In and out of the Three Immortals Road, no one will stop you...... At the same time, the Day & Night Token has several functions, first, it comes with the Sun and Moon Streamer Divine Walker, and once it is turned on, your speed will reach the extreme.
Second, in the dark night, you can use the token to achieve the invisible effect of night travel, that is, stealth, but it is much more clever than stealth.
Thirdly, the Earth Immortal Realm is extremely vast, and it is not enough to just fly, you can rely on the Day and Night Token to use any teleportation circle to travel to various places at will.
Okay, I've said everything I need to say, bye-bye!"
After speaking, Riyou Shen ran away, as if he was afraid that Qin Shou would regret it.
Qin Shou touched his chin and thought about it, he really didn't find any traps in it...... So he sat at the door, and studied the day and night token. Probing his divine sense into the day and night token, Qin Shou immediately felt the breath of the day wandering gods, and the shadows of some small bats, that is, the group of night wandering gods.
These shadows proved that this token was still a day and night wandering god, but after Qin Shou's divine sense entered, these shadows guided Qin Shou to grasp the temporary right to use the day and night token, and at the same time, pieces of information and spells also entered Qin Shou's sea of consciousness.
That's the spell that turns on the functions of the Day and Night Token......
As early as the War of the Gods, it was popular to borrow magic weapons. But the magic weapon borrowed is borrowed after all......
What if you lend it out and people don't pay it back? Isn't it a loss?