Chapter 330 In the future, I will sleep on the couch, and you will sleep on the ground

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In the courtyard where Guan Fangyi lives, the pane lights are bright.

Niu Youdao came by moonlight and was stopped at the gate of the courtyard, Niu Youdao asked the blocker with a smile, "Don't you still know who the current owner of this Fufang Garden is?" Do you want me to let the matchmaker kick you out of Fufang Garden?"

The guards at the door glanced at each other, one continued to stay, and the other quickly entered the inside to report.

Niu Youdao didn't care, he broke in, and the other person stopped it, and it wasn't if he didn't stop it.

Niu Youdao didn't pay attention to the person's mood, at this time, many people were in different moods, and he couldn't be considerate.

The informant came back, passed by Niu Youdao, and looked back at Niu Youdao's back with cold eyes.

In the closed door, a maid came out, quickly closed the door, stopped at the door, and said nervously: "Sir, the owner is bathing, let you wait." ”

Niu Youdao sucked in the wings of his nose, and sure enough, there was the fragrant smell of bathing, it shouldn't be a lie, but I don't know how long this angry woman will dry herself, and immediately shouted loudly: "Matchmaker, give you a moment of time, and I will break in after a while." ”

Guan Fangyi's cursing voice immediately came from inside, "The old lady just soaked in the water, there is not enough time for a moment, wait!"

"You don't count!" Niu Youdao replied, turning back to the courtyard, looking up at the moon that was covered by dark clouds.

"Bastard......" There was a burst of muttering curses from inside the room, and he didn't name anyone, but both the scolder and the scolded knew who they were scolding.

The maid stood at the door, staring at the cow with his back to this side.

Guan Fangyi was still punctual, and in less than a moment, she opened the door and came out, and the two maids came out with a large bath bucket.

Guan Fangyi, who had long hair behind her, walked to Niu Youdao, who was standing with her hands in her hands, looked at his indifferent side face when she raised her head and looked at the moon, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Niu Youdao leaned back slightly, stretched his head to the side and approached her and sniffed, "It's really fragrant, smell the fragrance and know the beauty, what kind of spice is used?"

The phrase 'smell the fragrance and know the beauty' amused Guan Fangyi, and he said: "You guess it yourself." ”

Niu Youdao: "There are ready-made raw materials in Qingshan County, and when I return to Qingshan County, I will get you a perfume and sprinkle it on your body to make sure you like it." ”

Guan Fangyi didn't seem to believe it, and said with a look of disdain: "I'll talk about it when you go back alive." ”

Niu Youdao turned around, took her by the arm, took her around, stroked her back, and brought her back," said the house. ”

"Don't move your hands and feet!" Guan Fangyi twisted around and shook his hand twice.

Niu Youdao took a step forward with a smile, entered her room, and looked left and right when she entered, and there was a faint aftertaste after bathing in the room.

Guan Fangyi followed, "You are working so hard, you don't really want to sleep with me, right?"

Niu Youdao paced around her room and said, "Exquisite and elegant, simple furnishings, quite stylish, it doesn't match your reputation." ”

The corners of Guan Fangyi's mouth twitched, "Don't beat around the bush, let's make it clear, why are you staring at me?"

Niu Youdao walked up to her, in front of the pestle and sword, and teased: "It's not that complicated, I just want to sleep with you." ”

Guan Fangyi sneered: "I can sleep if I want, but I have to follow my rules." ”

Niu Youdao said with interest: "What rules, let's hear about it?"

Guan Fangyi: "You have to have the ability to sleep with me." ”

Niu Youdao: "What ability?"

Guan Fangyi: "If you can make me unable to refuse and force me to sleep, that's also your ability." If you don't have this ability, you have to have something to handle, I like talented men, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, if you can have something that satisfies me, I will follow you. ”

Niu Youdao smiled and asked, "What is the standard that satisfies you?"

Guan Fangyi walked to the couch, twisted her long hair, sat down, and lifted Erlang's legs, "My standard is divided into upper, middle and lower grades, the top class is naturally to sleep with you, the medium ones can only sleep underground, and the inferior ones get out." ”

Niu Youdao said with a smile: "It seems that the quality of the standard is up to you, if you don't want people to take advantage of you, and you don't want to offend people, it is estimated that most of them can only sleep underground, but who can tell the difference between outsiders, don't you say?"

Guan Fangyi stared at him suddenly.

Niu Youdao turned around, walked to the door, closed the door first, and then came back, sat on her couch, sat beside her, and lowered his voice, "You can't hear what you talk here, right?"

"If I don't shout, people can't hear me. Guan Fangyi replied, and looked him up and down: "What are you doing sneakily?"

Niu Youdao took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and shook it open, it was her deed of sale, showed it to her, and then crumpled it into a ball, and directly kneaded it into powder in his hand.

Guan Fangyi was a little surprised, and then raised her eyebrows and said: "Don't think that this will make me thankful, now that everyone knows outside, it doesn't matter if there is this piece of paper or not." ”

"At least I can't sell you around, if my heart is not with me, there is really no point in keeping this piece of paper. Niu Youdao looked at her as he spoke, and said seriously: "Before returning to Qingshan County, sleep with me, don't get me wrong, it's not sleeping with you, I'm not interested in you, I can sleep on the ground." ”

The sentence that she was not interested in her made the corners of Guan Fangyi's mouth curl slightly, "I am still thinking about going back to Qingshan County, can you go back?"

Niu Youdao asked: "If I kill Wei Jie, can I get out smoothly?"

Guan Fangyi was taken aback, "You are crazy, is he so active? Not to mention that he is the henchman of King Jin, he can live until now, if he is really so easy to kill, King Jin's opponent would have already attacked, and it would not be your turn to do it." I'm telling you, don't mess around and drag me into the water. ”

Niu Youdao skipped this and asked, "Su Zhao, the proprietress of Baiyunjian, do you know each other?"

Guan Fangyi was stunned, "Don't change the topic, you can't mess around, I still want to live a few more years." ”

Niu Youdao: "Do you recognize Su Zhao?"

Guan Fangyi: "Of course I know, I've seen her many times, why are you asking her?"

Niu Youdao: "Can you remember her appearance?"

Guan Fangyi: "Nonsense, I'm not blind. ”

Niu Youdao immediately got up, walked to a table, took out a roll of white paper from his sleeve, spread it out on the table, and casually took the things on the table and pressed the corners.

Guan Fangyi was curious, took a closer look, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Niu Youdao had already taken out a charcoal pen prepared in advance, "What is her face shape?"

"Goose egg face!"

As soon as Guan Fangyi's words fell, Niu Youdao had already put down his pen and quickly drew a rough outline of the goose egg face on the paper.

Guan Fangyi was surprised, it was the first time she saw such a painting, only to hear Niu Youdao and ask: "What kind of hairstyle does she usually use?"

already roughly knew what he meant, Guan Fangyi replied: "Just the serious bun of ordinary women, nothing special." ”

She said that he painted, asking and answering.

The more she looked at it, the more novel it became, and then she didn't need to ask anymore, she reminded her from time to time, "Eyebrows are longer...... Bigger eyes...... Cheeks are rounder......"

After a while, the portrait of the woman was smeared and revised, but in some places it was black and unpresentable.

Niu Youdao tore off the top piece of paper, and re-copied it on the bottom one, the brushstrokes were fast, and soon he re-copied a clean portrait.

After the painting was finished, Niu Youdao let go of the way and asked her to look at it again, "Look, how is it, does it look like it, it doesn't make much difference, right?"

Guan Fangyi nodded slightly, "There are nine points of resemblance, probably like this, the difference is Shen Yun." I said, "What kind of drawing are you?"

Niu Youdao pulled his hand and looked at it, and sighed in his heart, he should have wanted to draw it after meeting Yuan Gang, but the two couldn't meet and didn't dare to meet.

In fact, even if it wasn't for the portrait, he wanted to meet Yuan Gang, and he believed that Yuan Gang also wanted to see him, but the experience of blood in his previous life told them that they couldn't see him in this situation!

"Painting for yourself, you will definitely be able to make up for the poor charm, do you want me to draw one for you?" Niu Youdao asked while folding the portrait in his hand.

"Yes!" Guan Fangyi's eyes lit up and nodded, and suddenly he was vigilant: "There won't be any conditions, right?"

"That's smart, two conditions. ”

"On what terms?"

"From now on, I'll sleep on the couch, and you will sleep on the ground. ”

"You're still not a man?

"Ask someone to call Shen Qiu over. ”

"Is this the second condition?"

"Do you agree? If you don't promise me to paint, my painting is worth 100,000 gold coins!"

"Ghost Believe!" Guan Fangyi glanced at him, but he still walked over quickly and opened the door, and let people call Shen Qiu to go.

After a while, Shen Qiu came, Niu Youdao called him aside, gave him the folded painting, and whispered in a low voice: "Send this thing home immediately, and let the family forward the Beizhou ......"

After some advice, Shen Qiu nodded silently, and finally responded, took his things and left quickly.

Guan Fangyi said disdainfully: "Sneaky, you can see at a glance that it is not a good thing, what do you mean by staring at Su Zhao? Let me tell you, behind her is the king of the Western Courtyard, and that prince is in charge of the royal family, and his influence is not small." ”

Niu Youdao closed the door, turned around and asked, "You still can't paint?"

Guan Fangyi immediately walked to the dresser, sat in front of the dresser, and took the comb, "You wait a minute, I'll clean it up first, I look like a crazy woman." ”

"No, just draw it like that. ”

"How's that going to work, it's ugly and dead. ”

"I said okay, you are old, your appearance is not as charming as yours, believe in my vision, there will be no mistakes. ”

"Niu has a way!" Guan Fangyi was angry and turned her head to glare.

"You can't paint anymore......?"

In the end, Guan Fangyi was fooled by him to the couch and lay on her side.

Under Niu Youdao's instruction, one arm supported her head, bent her legs, and put on a flirtatious posture, which made the woman look thin and disgusted, obviously dissatisfied, but obedient and at the mercy of others.

Niu Youdao took the small incense burner in the house again, lit it, and placed it in front of her, looking like he was lying on his side and smelling the incense.

Then he moved the drawing table to the front of the couch and started painting.