Chapter 222: Two Brothers [Asking for a Monthly Pass and Asking for a Subscription]
The three of them came out one after another, and when they said this, Li Jing was suddenly dumbfounded......
Especially the kitchen god, who directly took the sin on himself, what else could Li Jing say?
It's just that Li Jing can't figure it out, the things that the rabbit provoked are basically to harm a few of them, such bastard guys, how can these three guys still protect them?
The golden light flashed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he couldn't see his expression clearly, so he only heard him say lightly: "Taibai Xingjun, what do you think about this matter?"
Tai Bai Xing came out and said: "Back to the Jade Emperor, the rabbit should not be blamed for this matter, after all, this rabbit has been in contact with the outside world for too short, and there are too many things to learn...... However, all this is also due to the lawlessness of the rabbit eye. The minister thinks that it is better to strengthen discipline. ”
As soon as these words came out, Li Jing almost spit out a mouthful of old blood...... What's the difference between this and no punishment?
Li Jing hurriedly said: "Emperor Qiyu, the minister thinks that in terms of age, the rabbit is no longer small. What he lacks is just social experience, so it's better to send him to the lower realm and hone it well. As the saying goes, only when you see the wind and rain can you have a rainbow ......"
As a result, this remark came out......
The kitchen god, Lu Ban, and Wen Quxing shouted at the same time: "No!"
"Why not? Even if he is a disciple of the Heavenly Court, he will have to go to the lower realm to experience when he grows up, others can go down, why can't he?" Li Jing's eyes flickered a little when he asked this.
He is a smart man, otherwise he would not have stood in the right side of the world several times.
He had always thought that the rabbit was strange, and he had secretly investigated, but before he could check it out, he saw the scroll of the holy decree, so he could only give up.
This is also a thorn in his heart, and it is also the reason why he really doesn't want Li Zhenying to come into contact with Qin Shou, he always feels that this rabbit is a trouble......
I've been in contact with him for a long time, and sooner or later it's going to be over......
But he was curious......
Looking at the reactions of the three of Chef Shen, Wen Quxing, and Lu Ban, it is very likely that he knows something, so he opened his mouth to ask.
When the three of them heard this, they shook their heads at the same time: "No is no way, the rabbit is still young, let's stay in the heavenly court." ”
Li Jing said: "Please also ask the Jade Emperor to decide." ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Tai Bai Xing, what do you think?"
Tai Bai Xing sighed when he heard this, he knew that the Jade Emperor had a plan, but he just didn't say it......
In this case, Tai Bai Xing stepped forward and said, "I think that the rabbit is not suitable for the lower realm." ”
"Accurate!"
The Jade Emperor gave an order, which was considered to be the end of this debate, Li Jing was somewhat unwilling in his heart, but he had no choice but to retreat.
At the same time, the moon is ......
"Tutu!" exclaimed, startling Qin Shou, and the pink lace underwear that Qin Shou had just made in his hand almost fell to the ground......
As soon as he turned around, he saw two more people at the gate, both of whom he was familiar with, one had seen and the other had heard.
The man is 1.5 meters tall, with a golden hoop around his neck and a red ribbon tied around his waist, and he is almost about to step on two hot wheels on his feet...... Qin Shou recognized it at a glance, this should be the legendary Nezha.
As for the other one, the cute little Lori, wearing a long pink dress, big eyes, and long eyelashes blinking like two small fans, is Li Zhenying.
Li Zhenying saw Qin Shou and said happily: "Tutu, it's great that you're okay, what are you doing?"
Li Zhenying ran over in a hurry, and then a pair of big eyes fell on the bra in Qin Shou's hand.
Qin Shou almost did not hesitate, with a calm face, he naturally buckled the bra on his head again, and said: "Sleeping eye mask, wear it when you sleep at night, it helps you sleep." Why are you here?
Li Zhenying was simple-minded, Qin Shou said that the blindfold was an eyepatch, and he didn't think much about it, but introduced arrogantly: "This is my third brother, Nezha." ”
Nezha straightened his waist, although he was not tall, he had a bit of the momentum of being a brother, but Qin Shou always felt that this guy was a little different!
Nezha nodded slightly solemnly, and then arched his hand: "Qin Shou, thank you for helping Zhenying last time." ”
Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "If it's for this, forget it, Zhenying is my classmate, who will I not help her?"
After speaking, Qin Shou wanted to touch Li Zhenying's head, but found that he didn't seem to be tall enough......
Li Zhenying squatted down very cooperatively, satisfying Qin Shou's little vanity......
Seeing this, Nezha raised his eyebrows, obviously a little unhappy......
But Nezha was not stingy, and said: "In this way, then I will save the thanks." ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his body stiffened, raised his head, grinned, and said, "That...... Is it too late to take back what you just said now?"
When Nezha heard this, he was stunned, he grew so big, he had never seen anything like this...
Is this for the sake of gifts, and you don't want your face?
Moreover, Nezha didn't bring any gifts at all, he said that, but he just thought that the rabbit should not want it, so he said politely.
Outcome......
Nezha looked at Qin Shou in front of him, Qin Shou looked at him with a smile, and he didn't look embarrassed at all......
Nezha asked, "Do you know? It's a shame to do that." ”
At the same time, Nezha glanced at Li Zhenying, as if to say, in front of my sister, are you embarrassed?
As a result, the rabbit nodded and said, "Yes, it's really embarrassing to do this, but I'm a rabbit, what does the shame have to do with me?"
Nezha was speechless......
Then I saw that the rabbit stretched out a paw and said cheaply: "Third prince, what gift did you bring me? You are the god of the Three Altars of the Sea Society, and your family is the Generalissimo of the Three Armies...... By the way, the marshal of the canopy navy gives me these things every time he comes. ”
Speaker, Qin Shou took out the cloak, stick and other magic weapons one by one and put them in front of him, especially the eight golden rings of the yellow-level nine stars, which were even more shining with a sparkling golden light.
When Nezha saw it, the corners of his eyes twitched several times......
Nezha coughed dryly and said, "Marshal Tianpeng is really arrogant." ”
Qin Shou nodded and said, "It's okay, the last time he came, he forgot to bring a gift, so he broke off a tooth and gave it to me, that's called a boldness." Third prince, look...... What about the gift you gave me? I'll take a look at it too?"
Nezha's head began to sweat, not to mention that he didn't prepare a gift, even if he did, at this moment, he couldn't take it!
Li Zhenying looked at Nezha, then at Qin Shou, secretly pinched Qin Shou's little tail, and said in Qin Shou's big ear with a sigh of anger: "My third brother is very poor......"
Qin Shou first had a burst of stimulation in his buttocks, shivering all over his body, and then his ears were tickling......
Although Qin Shou didn't have any thoughts about this little girl, he was so provoked, he was a big man, and he couldn't bear it.
So Qin Shouxin said: "Forget it, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, the ancients used beauties at most, and this girl directly harassed her sexually......"
So Qin Shou smiled: "Haha...... Teasing you, what's that, you're welcome, third prince, when you arrive at the Moon Palace, it's like arriving at your house, relax......"
Nezha saw the rabbit's smile that immediately turned 180 degrees, and he also laughed, but this smile was more ugly than crying, and he was so big that he was embarrassed in front of his sister for the first time......
But thinking that he didn't have to be bloodletting, Nezha also breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, Qin Shou seemed to be very active, and he took the tea, which was delicious......
In addition, Nezha is not a restrained person in the first place, he just likes to pretend to be serious in front of his sister, but in the face of Qin Shou, a cheap rabbit, he was soon hooked up and shameless, he didn't care about anything, and he didn't pay attention to his sitting posture anymore, he sat cross-legged on the chair, hugged his arms and bragged......
Nezha really has a great thing to brag, he has been to heaven and earth, the underworld, and the sea, and made trouble...... It's a bit of a flop to talk about.
Qin Shou was also killed by Nezha, holding a small teacup, and Li Zhenying stared at them with wide eyes, and they were extremely fascinated by what they heard.
This also really allowed Nezha to regain a lot of face he had just lost......
"I went to the bathroom. Li Zhenying suddenly shouted, and then ran away.
Watching the little girl's back go away, Qin Shou and Nezha's eyes were full of exactly the same color of love.
Seeing such eyes, Nezha's impression of Qin Shou was even better......
Nezha said: "You're not bad here, but there are fewer green plants." ”
Qin Shou said: "It's really a little less, why don't you have the third prince's support?"
Nezha was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You guy, it's really the same as in the legend, there is no such thing as a cheeky thing at all." ”
Qin Shou laughed and said: "Master Rabbit, I don't understand what you are talking about, in my opinion, isn't it just a mask!
Nezha was stunned, although Qin Shou's words were a bit rough, but I have to say that he seems to be reasoning!
Qin Shou said: "I'm different from you, you want face, what do I want that thing for a rabbit?" Look at me here, my vitality is thin, and it's hard to find grass...... I'm so poor, what do I want to do so much? I just want my family and me to live a better life...... As for the cheeky thing, how much is it worth compared to that?"
Nezha was shocked by Qin Shou's words again......
After a long time, Nezha suddenly got up and saluted Qin Shou.
Qin Shou was dumbfounded and said, "What are you doing?"
Nezha smiled: "It's not to worship you, it's to worship what you just said, to worship the youthful blood I almost lost......"
Qin Shou was puzzled.
Nezha looked up at the heavenly court and said: "Everyone in the world says that it is good to become a god, but when you really become a god, you know that you are free to become a god...... Over the years, I almost lost myself, and what you just said made me figure out a lot of things. Isn't it true that people live all their lives just to gain comfort? If you pursue a better life and don't steal or rob, why should you be unhappy for that worthless face?"
Qin Shou said: "It should be so!"
"At this moment, there should be wine!" Nezha took out a large wine jar as he spoke, and then said with a smile: "This is the wine brewed by the wine god Du Kang, last time I went to him, I took a jar." Marching to fight, not allowed to drink, but today, go to the rules of TM, drink!"
PS: This chapter has been changed three times...... vomited blood......