Chapter 1070: Is Your Head So Iron?
People who know Xu Que's past style have almost no feeling for his poisonous oath!
But the people of the three major academies gasped again and again when they heard it, their faces were full of shock, and they were very shocked!
Is this guy so iron-headed? How dare he swear such a poisonous oath?
You know, monks don't usually swear poisonous oaths!
After all, these poisonous oaths will really come true, and the sky thunder and thunder are already extremely vicious poisonous oaths, the heavenly tribulations are coming one after another, but the five thunders are coming together, even in the immortal realm, no one really dares to send it!
The semi-immortal realm or even the human immortal realm that died under the thunder tribulation, they have really seen a lot, not to mention that it is still five thunders now!
"It seems that this guy is really afraid of the one in this tomb, so he is worried that we will really die under the siege of the holy beetle!"
"Haha, then what are you waiting for?"
Immediately, a academy gentleman swept his gaze and looked at several male disciples.
This kind of eye gesture does not need to be said in words, and several male disciples immediately didn't say a word, directly took off their clothes, and smeared the shower gel all over their bodies!
"Dizzy, this thing has to be used for water, wipe it vigorously on your body after it is wet, and finally wash it off with water!" Xu Que shouted and gave on-site guidance.
Those male disciples didn't doubt it either, even though the True Yuan Power was blocked, it was still no problem to cast a little ordinary Water Yuan Technique!
After a few people made a few water balloons, they drenched their whole body, wiped the shower gel into a lather, and then rinsed it with clean water!
During the whole process, everyone in the audience was staring closely!
After several male disciples finished washing the water, they immediately put their arms in front of them, sniffed slightly, and said in surprise: "Mr. Huiyu, you can really get rid of the smell before, I can't smell it!"
"Oh?" When the gentlemen of the three academies heard this, they were immediately overjoyed, "Quick, bring the shower gel!"
Suddenly, a male disciple frowned and exclaimed, "Hey, no, why did you change a fragrance......?" It smells better!"
"Yo, this big brother knows the goods!" Xu Que stood outside the trapped killing array, and said with pride on his face: "What I gave you is a special offering from within the Bombing Heaven Gang, the lavender flavor of the Bombing Heaven Gang's ultimate invincible shower gel! After washing, it not only drives away dirt and odors, but also whitens and moisturizes the skin, and has its own lavender flavor, so that you can exude a natural floral fragrance anytime and anywhere!"
"Bang!"
In an instant, several Mr. Shuyuan, who was opening the shower gel and pouring it on his body, turned black on the spot, and pinched the shower gel in his hand!
Lavender?natural floral?
You're paralyzed, who's going to be floral?
After daring to make trouble for a long time, you took away six immortal weapons and 110,000 spirit crystals from the pit, and you changed a fragrance on our body?
"Bastard, you dare to tease us?"
"Damn shameless!"
"Daring!"
The people of the three major academies were instantly furious, and they all shouted loudly, and they couldn't help but rush out immediately and tear Xu Que apart!
But now they still can't come out, and the pile of holy bees outside have been completely attracted by the smell of lavender, and have become more and more crazy and restless!
If everyone knows how to read minds, they will definitely understand the inner activities of this group of holy bees, and it will probably be: Mom sells batches, she has lived in the Burial Immortal Valley for so many years, and she smells this kind of flower fragrance for the first time, which is so exciting!
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I was kind enough to help you get rid of the smell, and you still scolded me in turn?" Xu Que said with a confused face, pretending to be stupid!
"Bastard, you dare to open your eyes here and talk nonsense! You helped us wash away the smell of flower water, but added other floral fragrances to us, these holy golden bees are even more crazy now!"
They thought it was impossible to fall twice in the same pit, but now, not only did they fall, but they fell harder than the previous one!
"Ah, it turns out that these holy golden bees are coming for the fragrance?" At this time, Xu Que pretended to say with a sudden face, his expression was extremely exaggerated: "Oh my God, I misunderstood, really, I always thought that the holy golden bee was coming for your body odor and bad breath, but I didn't expect it to be the fragrance of flowers, oops, mistakenly, wrongly!"
Xu Que's face was full of chagrin and self-blame, and he looked to the side: "Teacher Ergou, Teacher Duan, am I too wrong?"
"It's not outrageous, it's not outrageous!" the two dogs shook their heads repeatedly.
"Yes, the so-called wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, Mr. Xu, you are just careless, there is no need to blame yourself like this!" Duan Jiude patted Xu Que on the shoulder and comforted him in a serious tone.
"Alas, no, this matter is my responsibility, and I have to take full responsibility!" Xu Que shook his head and sighed, acting well!
Everyone present was stunned, and they were about to pop their eyes out.
If you don't understand this guy's style, I'm afraid you have to believe it and think that this guy really feels guilty.
"Teacher Xu, it's okay, this god will take care of this matter for you!"
At this time, the second dog suddenly straightened his chest, stepped out majestically, turned over his hand and took out a large bag of black unknown objects, and said loudly: "Immortals, now, this god must recommend this fried Tiangang stinky tofu to you, only it can save you!"
Swish!
Sure enough, as soon as the stinky tofu came out, the group of holy golden beetles in the air all had a tendency to retreat, directly away from the direction of Xu Que and Ergouzi, and spared the other side!
This scene fell in the eyes of the monks of several major forces in the Eastern Wilderness, and they were all shocked.
In addition to enhancing the soul power, this fried Tianbang stinky tofu actually has this effect?
"Huh?"
In the trapped killing array, many immortal powerhouses also let out a shock, and their eyes instantly became hot again.
At this point, they don't care that stinky tofu has hairy eggs, but as long as they can restrain the holy golden bee, it is a good thing!
"Quick, give us this!" Immediately, the people from the three major academies shouted.
Ergouzi immediately waved his hand and put the whole bag of stinky tofu back, and a cheap smile rose at the corner of his mouth: "Hehe, don't give it!"
"What?" The people from the three academies were stunned for a moment.
"This god venerable said, if you don't give it, you just won't give it to you, how about it? Are you angry, are you angry? I asked you if you are angry? Hahaha!" The second dog said in a cheap voice, and twisted his waist in place!
The people of the three major academies instantly held back their faces, and they were almost so angry that a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
What is the world?
What the is this?
Even if the fifth layer bullied us during the tribulation period, now even a dog bullies us.
Now these low-level immortal cultivation realm ants, are their heads so iron?
"Ahh
In an instant, a roar of rage suddenly rang out from the trapped killing array.
Several academy gentlemen looked at each other, as if they had made some common decision, and suddenly took out a sharp sword, cut their fingers, and the blood suddenly flowed out, dripping to the ground, and slowly flowing along the rune imprint on the altar!
The next moment, the runes on the altar instantly brightened!
"Hey, what is this for? Old man, how can I have a sense of foreboding?" Duan Jiude said in astonishment.
Bang!
Almost at the same time, the entire altar shook suddenly, and an unprecedented terrifying coercion suddenly poured out of the ground, and then the entire surface of the altar was shrouded in glow, gradually turning into a lake!
"Damn, what kind of spell is this?" the second dog glared.
Turning the altar into a lake with blood is not easy to see!
Xu Que's face was also condensed, and he was thinking about whether to take the opportunity to open the trapping array and let the group of holy golden bees in, when the lake formed by the altar suddenly rippled, and the lake became clear and thorough, completely presenting the underground space in front of everyone.
"Shhh
Suddenly, the audience resounded with bursts of inhalation!
Underneath the surface of the lake, there was a huge palace, scattered with countless brilliant magic weapons, and even scattered immortal weapons, as well as countless spirit crystals and precious medicinal materials!
At a glance, this underground is a world-shattering treasure!
What's even more amazing is that there is a huge dragon chair on the upper seat of the palace, inlaid with countless pearls, shining, but there is a crystal sarcophagus lying on the dragon chair, exuding wisps of cold, and there is a beautiful woman lying inside!
But the most terrifying thing is that this amazing woman is still with her eyes open!
"it!"
"it!"
Ergouzi and Duan Jiude immediately exclaimed, and immediately turned around and were about to run away, but they were dragged back by Xu Que!
At the same time, all the people of the three major academies on the altar suddenly "banged", knelt on the ground one after another, their faces were full of awe, and shouted in unison: "I am incompetent, please help my seniors!"
As soon as this trend came out, the faces of everyone present immediately changed drastically!
Xu Que restrained this group of immortals before, and they all saw the whole process, it was completely a conspiracy and trap, and they caught the other party off guard!
But now that this group of immortals actually wants to invite out the master of the Burial Immortal Valley, it is really terrifying!
No matter how awesome Xu Que is, it is impossible to be more awesome than this master of the Burial Immortal Valley!
"Damn, what the hell, this woman has been lying for tens of thousands of years, and she is still alive!"
"Boy, what now?" Ergouzi and Duan Jiude both looked at Xu Que!
Xu Que grabbed the waistband of his trousers with one hand and shouted: "What to do, of course it's while it's hot!"
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