Blood ship, room!

Heat, wine, aroma...... The smell of all kinds of room smells seems to turn into a hot breeze and blow on the cheeks of fat people such as Bajie, making these big fat people very comfortable.

He lay on the stove, comfortably untied the placket of his coat, bare out of the drum like a bulging chest and abdomen, lazily lying on it, and hummed proudly: "Fight a bird or something, my old pig is a philosopher, and the cultivation is the law of Buddhism and Buddha, so I am too lazy to move the place, this group of rooms is the place where my old pig practices." ”

Although his words are plain, and he has no intention of showing his cultivation, but his ability is too high, although his words are vulgar, but he does not lose the truth, so when he is philosophical, his eyes are extremely deep, and the coercion exuded from his body is not half a point weaker than Lu Bu and other coaches.

Such a precept is naturally bluffing Sanfat and others into becoming fanatical.

"Brother Pig, your image is too majestic, your heroic spirit, the first time I have seen the three fat people in my life! The three fat voices can follow a big hero and a big man like you, it is a blessing for all generations!" The fattest fat man slapped his chest and spoke loudly, his body trembled because of these words, the fanaticism on his face, and the tears of joy in his eyes were enough to make people stunned.

"That's it, Brother Zhu, your Yushu is in the wind, omnipotent, it is simply beyond the reach of no one, and the rivers in the world are all under your feet. Haha, girls all over the world like you, Brother Pig, are so mighty and full. ”

"Yes, yes. Brother Zhu's handsome appearance is equal to His Majesty Emperor Qin, haha!"

A few big fat people in the field worshiped Bajie very much, and they changed their beards and horses.

Bajie was full of food and drink at the moment, and his tiredness was surging, so he waved his hand impatiently, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't shoot! My old pig has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, you bastards, you whiskers are not like this." ”

However, despite that, the smile on Bajie's face couldn't be suppressed, and he was obviously very affected by this rhythmic atmosphere of being surrounded by people and patting on the back.

You must know that the eight precepts in "Journey to the West" are funny characters created by the author with the representatives of social humanity at that time.

He is not as heroic as Brother Monkey, and exists in everyone's fantasy worship. is not as hard-working as the sand monk, and it is a portrayal of the hard-working people at the bottom of the society. It's not that Tang Seng is so hypocritical and disgusting.

What his eight precepts represent is a portrayal of a real 'social person'.

Therefore, the Bajie summoned by the system from the plane of "Journey to the West" naturally retains the various temperaments of Zhu Bajie, making him the same as mortals, and he has what mortals have.

To put it simply...... In society, I am a pig brother, and people are more happy.

At this moment, after many fat men heard Bajie's hypocritical words, they gave him 10,000 white eyes in their hearts. These fat people all know that if they really follow the words of Bajie and don't continue to pat on the back, then Brother Pig will definitely be hypocritical.

After despising it in their hearts, these fat men hurriedly spoke, and it was a good meal of sycophancy, which made Brother Pig laugh again and again, and his heart was already happy, and he felt that he was really good to this group of fat people in vain, and he was so good at talking.

So, the pig's head Bajie coughed a few times, yawned, and waved his hand with a solemn expression: "Okay, let's be busy, my old pig is going to continue to cultivate Buddhism, don't come to call me until you eat!"

When the words fell, Bajie's face suddenly became a little sluggish, he opened his mouth and yawned, subconsciously rubbed his nose, and then rubbed it, as if he didn't want to waste a little strength, and fell into the firewood and began to sleep.

In just a moment, this guy was already asleep, and he was still snoring in his sleep, snoring like thunder.

Many fat people in the field naturally knew the temperament of our Bajie brother, so they all smiled together, and began to get busy again, and then whispered to each other.

"Look, look at our pig brother, this is called the realm. In our Qin Kingdom, those guys, in order to invite the battle, followed Lu Bu and Xue Li, the two bosses, to go out to make meritorious contributions, but they were all scrambling to break their heads. What is it for? Isn't it just to mix some food, drink, and use. Hmph, but look at us, we don't have to shed blood, we don't have to fight hard, but we want what we want. ”

The fattest three fat men, with a smug face, took out a large piece of fresh beef, removed some leftovers and threw them into the pot, and kept a large piece of complete good meat, hehe smiled: "Hmph, the boss is amazing, I don't have to eat the rest of our brothers." ”

Many fat people laughed when they heard this, and they felt more and more that this room was a treasure.

Entertain the gods

But at this moment, an angry roar came from a distance and was extremely clear.

"What a coward, dare to exchange for a certain good wine, come out and die!"

The roar was shocking, all the dishes and chopsticks in the room shook, and the door frame and other objects were even more 'creaking'.

When a few fat men heard this roar, they immediately turned pale with fright, almost jumped up, and hurriedly ran out to take a look, and saw Lu Bu carrying his Fang Tian painting halberd, angry and angry, with green muscles on his face, and walked over with a murderous face.

At this moment, Lu Bu was indeed angry, and his fierce and vicious appearance was as if he had gone to the battlefield, and he would not give up if he did not kill.

"Who's the one who gave Lao Tzu the hot drink? Get out!"

Lu Bu was angry, and he was about to splatter five steps of blood, and at this moment he roared angrily, his voice was like a thunderbolt, if he hadn't been the commander in chief at this time, he would have smashed the room with a halberd and killed everyone.

"Feng Xian, let's dissipate my anger first, maybe my subordinates served the wrong wine ......", Xue Rengui hurriedly dissuaded, but his face was not good-looking, and he was obviously angry.

Seeing the two bosses in person, a few fat men in the room immediately trembled from the bottom of their hearts, but they didn't expect to poke a big hole this time. At the moment, this kind of plot, as soon as he saw Lu Bu about to kill people to vent his anger, where did these fat people dare to go out, they were trembling with fright.

"Brother Hugh has to persuade again! These puppeteers, even if they tolerate it on weekdays, they can't bear it today!"

Lu Bu was indeed angry, because he had just bragged and bragged, and he was short of wine to moisten his throat, but unexpectedly, the wine sent was bland and tasteless, and he even touched something that he didn't know if it was snot or saliva, how could he tolerate it?

In the middle of the words, the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand slammed heavily on the deck, and a huge force swept out, directly shattering the doors and windows of the room.

Xue Lisheng was afraid that Lu Bu would do something excessive under his rage, so he was about to dissuade him, but he heard a loud thunder, as if someone was pinching the trick in the room, and wanted to attract lightning to attack.

Both of them are masters, and when they heard the sound of rolling thunder at first glance, they knew that there were masters hiding in the room, and they immediately used their halberds, and their strength suddenly soared, proudly facing the sky, one left and one right, in a posture of facing the enemy, preparing for this terrible power that brought thunder.