Chapter 196: Stealing
When Chang'e heard this, she suddenly became interested, got up and turned around, the white costume tulle danced in the wind, a beautiful woman with infinite charm, and then looked back and smiled: "Is it better looking than me?"
Qin Shou said: "Of course you are beautiful, but your style is different, and you have your own charm." ”
After thinking about it, Chang'e asked, "Are those clothes expensive?"
Qin Shou said: "Of course it's not expensive, I'm a tailor! The greatest designer in the world! I'll tailor it for you!"
Measuring the two words, Qin Shou emphasized the accent, and his saliva couldn't stop a little.
Chang'e glanced at him and said, "When you make it, I'll take a look." ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately smiled, and only felt that this meal was extraordinarily fragrant......
At the same time, in the Quezon Cave, the demon Sanqian, dressed in a big red robe, sat on a stone lotus, sipped tea, looked at the sky with a smile, and muttered while tasting it: "I should have got what I should take, why haven't I come back......?
After speaking, the demon Sanqian lowered his head and picked up a folding fan, and there was a person on the folding fan, with a hideous face, looking very angry. Demon Sanqian pricked it with a needle, and the man's expression became even more angry and painful, and at the same time, a trace of blood red flowed from the folding fan......
In the Tianhe Water Army camp, Tianpeng is extremely happy, although he didn't see Chang'e today, but anyway, he can finally go to the moon once a month in the name of justice, and he doesn't have to make a detour every time.
If you are in a good mood, you can't miss the wine, and if you have wine, you have to have food, but when the food comes, Tianpeng is not happy, and then I hear an angry roar from the camp tent.
"In the future, it is forbidden to eat radishes in the barracks!
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But the happiest person is Qin Shou, at this moment, he is squatting in the grass, holding a small water balloon, and keeps muttering: "Steal the sky, steal the ground, steal your underwear...... Stealing ......"
At the same time, Qin Shou kept pointing his fingers at the Quezon Daoist and the Three Ring Cave Master in the water balloon.
Quezon yelled: "Dead rabbit, you have the ability to let us out for three hundred rounds!"
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Master Rabbit, I'm not interested in men, don't talk, let Master Rabbit and I play again." ”
The three-ring cave master said coldly: "Rabbit, do you know who we are?"
Qin Shou said: "Who you are, or even if you are human, I don't care about Master Rabbit." Master Rabbit, I only care, what will you do. ”
"Rabbit, you haven't figured out the situation yet, and if the canopy catches us, we won't have anything to say. But what are you? You're just a hare on the moon, and behind us is a middle gate! Our master is the Zhongtian Patriarch who rose 80 million years ago, and he is a figure of the level of an immortal. "The Lord of the Three Rings Cave revealed his identity.
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Yizhongmen?"
The three-ring cave master thought that Qin Shou had heard the name of his own sect, so he raised his head proudly and said, "Yes, a middle gate!"
"One is one, I'm five. Qin Shou muttered.
The Three-Ring Cave Master was stunned for a moment, completely unable to understand what Qin Shou meant, and asked, "Rabbit, I'm not joking with you! Our ancestor is a Heavenly Immortal-level existence!"
When Qin Shou heard this, his brows furrowed slightly: "Cai Tianxian, even if there is nothing good." Let me tell you, you don't even have a Da Luo Jin Immortal in the first middle school, so it's not okay. I don't think you have a high progression rate. ”
"What nonsense, Rabbit, let me warn you, the wrath of the Immortals is not something you can bear!" shouted Quezon Daoren.
Qin Shou tilted his head and looked at the two of them, the anger of the immortals, thinking about the anger of the heavenly canopy, and said, "I have suffered a lot of the anger of the immortals recently, and I don't think there is anything great." Don't interrupt, Master Rabbit, I'm busy. ”
After speaking, Qin Shou continued to use his stealing skills.
When the two of them heard this, their hearts were also shocked, could it be that the information was wrong? This rabbit should be able to ignore the immortals? If so......
The two of them suddenly became worried......
In addition, the two found that the rabbit only touched them with his fingers, just like the child saw a novelty toy, and did not make any further humiliating or threatening gestures to them, and simply did not bother to waste his strength scolding him, and sat down cross-legged.
The three-ring cave master whispered to Quezon Dao: "This rabbit must be bragging, let's not talk nonsense with him, first find a way to recover some strength, and then try to break the water balloon." ”
Quezon Daoren nodded and said, "Well, what the junior brother said is very true, when we break the ban, hum ......"
The two looked at each other and sneered, and the murderous intent in their hearts became more and more vigorous.
How could the words of the two of them escape Qin Shou's big ears? He didn't care, but sneered in his heart: "Hehe...... As long as you give me time, Master Rabbit will not let you walk, you will only call Dad!"
Qin Shou ignored them and stole with peace of mind......
Qin Shou knew that the low success rate of stealing skills was scary, and the greater the difference in strength, the lower the success rate.
In front of him are two earth immortals, and he is not even an immortal, how can the difference be more than 108,000 miles?
Fortunately, the two of them were banned from mana, and even their divine sense was suppressed, otherwise Qin Shou estimated that he would have to use years as a unit to steal something.
Even so, Qin Shou stole it for a full hour, three thousand times, and only then did he have one more piece of information in his mind!
Qin Shou was overjoyed in his heart: "I stole it!"
Hurry up to check what he stolen, after Qin Shou took a look, his smile suddenly froze - the practice of braised pork.
"Grass! These two bastards are not good at cultivating, and they are still learning to cook!" Qin Shou scolded in his heart and continued to steal.
An hour later, Qin Shou stole something new again - the correct way to undress!
"I'm Cao!" Qin Shou looked at it, and suddenly felt an urge to go crazy!
His supernatural powers are very perverted, but the things he steals are even more perverted!
If making braised pork and taking off clothes are all skills, then a person will at least have dozens of garbage skills, such as the correct posture of eating, sleeping, sitting, walking, etc......
And an immortal who has lived for an unknown number of thousands of years, even if he is a fool, the more things he comes into contact with, the more things he will know.
I don't know how many languages I can learn just by speaking......
After calculating it like this, Qin Shou sadly found that if he wanted to steal the target exercise, he really had to rely on luck......
That's right, Qin Shou wanted these two people to have only one purpose, to steal a technique that can be cultivated and condense the power of heaven and earth!
Although "Eight or Nine Xuangong" is also an exercise, this exercise only has the part of the body refining method, although it is extremely powerful, but it is not of much help to the improvement of the realm.
"The road is long, I will go up and down and seek, for the future, work hard!" Qin Shou cheered himself up in his heart, and then began a journey of touching the ball for twelve hours a day.
"Correct posture for walking......
"How to eat grapefruit. ”
"How to eat walnuts without peeling. ”
"Spirit crystal grade identification method. ”
"Male and female chickens. ”