Ma Wangshen was dumbfounded, in his imagination, this hammer should be to stir up the mud and sand in the sky, and then the wind and smoke are charming, and the plot of taking everyone to retreat together is right, who knows that this land does not fly sand?

Ma Wangshen swallowed a mouthful of saliva and glanced back, and Tomorrow Yun looked at him expressionlessly.

“...... Ahh

Ma Wangshen roared angrily, and unwillingly threw two handfuls of wet mud into the sky: "Run—wow!"

"Bang!" "Bang......" The two pieces of mud fell to the ground in embarrassment, making two "pop" sounds, completing their task.

"......" Tomorrow Yun was silent for a long time, and finally let out a sigh: "Brother arrogant, is this guy stupid? If he is let go, he will not leave well, so he has to pick up two pieces of mud and throw them around...... Just let him run away like this, won't he doubt it?"

Zhang Xiaoheng jumped out of the carriage, floated in the air, floated to the side of the big pit smashed by the big hammer, landed on the ground, squatted down and grabbed a piece of mud, and rubbed it with his hands: "Huh? ”

Tomorrow Yun came up and asked, "Brother arrogant, what's wrong with you......?" Isn't it poisonous?"

Zhang Xiaoheng raised his hand and punched: "Poison a donkey! If this road is going to be poisonous, how far have we walked, is it okay to be poisoned early! Even those bandits, just that quality...... It's weird that they don't cut their throats and let us know, I'm just saying, there's water in the mud. ”

"Oh, there's water, what's wrong with the water?" asked Tomorrow Yun in a daze.

Zhang Xiaoheng said: "The water and mud are mixed together, and the humidity is too heavy. ”

"Oh...... So what?"

Zhang Xiaoheng rolled his eyes: "Didn't you notice that Ma Wang God suddenly smashed to the ground? What do you think he wants to do?"

Tomorrow Yun replied as a matter of course: "Of course he wants to stir up dust and cover their escape." "Tomorrow Yun has a strong fighting instinct, and of course he can instantly grasp the deep meaning contained in the enemy's every move.

"yes, you know. Zhang Xiaoheng patted his forehead: "Then why didn't he stir up dust?"

"yes, why did he ...... Oh! I know!" Tomorrow Yun suddenly realized, and then laughed: "I see! Because the mud is wet, so he can't smash the dust! Hahaha, he is really a fool, I was still wondering just now, why did he have to pick up two pieces of mud, it turned out to be unwilling, hahaha!"

"......" Zhang Xiaoheng was silent, and the picture of a fool thinking another fool was funny, well, it was actually very cute.

Zhang Xiaoheng sighed, turned back to the frightened carriage driver and said, "Master Li, you just go back first, Yaxi County is almost here, right? ”

Master Li, the coachman who drove the carriage, was an ordinary coachman, Zhang Xiaoheng chartered his car and asked him to send the three of them all the way, in the past half a month, he drove alone, all the way through Shanyin County to come here, Zhang Xiaoheng has regarded him as a friend.

Master Li spoke with an authentic Shanyin County accent, and came up and said: "Big brother, the hungry know that the mud are powerful, but the bandits are all murderous without blinking, since they are gone, as long as the hungry hurry on the road, they can avoid them to Yaxi County, and the hungry will send you back when you arrive." ”

"No need, Master Li. Zhang Xiaoheng smiled slightly: "I just remembered something, I have to do this thing first and then go to Shanyin County, come, these twenty spirit coins are a bonus, Master Li don't shirk it, I will come to Shanyin County again in the future, but I still have to ask you to drive for me." As he spoke, he shoved twenty spirit coins, turned around and stepped on the mud, and flew away.

Master Li still wanted to say that he couldn't accept the money, but when he looked up, he saw that Mingyun and Zhang Shaojie were stepping on the sword and the sword was the other, and they followed in the air.

Master Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Oh, they are all strongmen, but it's too scary to bump into the bandits, let's go back if you're hungry, hehe, this time I met a rich man, and the money is enough to go back hungry and ask for a mother-in-law." ”

......

I want to know how miserable this bandit is? Just look at their cottage, what kind of cottage is it? A few broken pieces of wood form a fence that is considered a fence? If you are really in danger, I am afraid that even wild boars will not be able to stop it, and there are many grass and wood houses inside the fence, which are more like a bunch of shacks than houses.

Dozens of thieves ran back to the cottage, without the slightest vigilance, one by one they collected the spirits, threw the messy weapons in their hands, and most of them fell directly to the ground.

"Tengu is on top, it's too terrifying! This is robbery, this is running for your life!"

Someone next to him persuaded him: "Brother, don't be discouraged, don't say that you are a civil official in the government, and we are too scared to come out of these mines, let's do this for the first time, and we are not proficient, just wait for us to be more proficient." ”

On the other side, someone said: "Forget about our miners' background, Boss Zhang, they are from the army guards, aren't they scared away?"

The boss Zhang said: "What kind of regular army is our escort army? Usually there is no chance to fight, and besides, this robbery is not a war, so we can't hide it, when we go up, we are more nervous than you, for fear that people will know me." ”

"Hi...... Who's to say it's not, suddenly let us be bandits, awkward. Someone else asked, "I wonder what happened to Brother Sledgehammer......?" I didn't expect to encounter such a hard idea in the first robbery, how can Brother Sledgehammer say that he is also the number one master of our mine battalion, and he can't go for a round in the hands of others. ”

"Brother Sledgehammer said don't call him Brother Sledgehammer, call him the god of the horse king, it's more scary. ”

"But, isn't Brother Sledgehammer's surname Wang? Why did he change his surname to Ma? Do you want us to call him Ma Wang God?"

"He said what the stage name, the nickname, who knows. ”

"Huh, but why hasn't Sledgehammer come back yet? Didn't he run away?"

"Ahh

One person opened his voice, and everyone immediately cried together: "Brother Sledgehammer......! You're dying so miserably!" Somehow, he was "dead."

At this moment, Wang sledgehammer rolled and climbed, ran back to the cottage in embarrassment, as soon as he entered the door, it was a boy New Year's greeting, "snapped" and fell to the ground, and then a lazy donkey rolled on the ground and turned over, and fell there without moving.

...... The thieves were silent for ten seconds, and one of the bandits shouted, "Brother Sledgehammer has cheated the corpse! Brother Sledgehammer has come back and died! Wow...... Sledgehammer !!"

So, a group of thieves all cried loudly, and for a while, the one who cried was called an enthusiastic and unrestrained, and that was called a sonic shock to the mountains.