First, half forcing the country

"At that time, there was a beautiful woman with a face of 90 percent, a height of 1.8 meters, and a big girl who hated the sky and walked towards me! You know, this girl with a lot of oppression, I felt it at the time...... She's definitely going to rape me! I'm wondering whether to be more obedient or resist a little and make it more interesting......"

"And then you woke up, didn't you?"

Wu Wenhui slapped his thigh and shouted: "I really saw such a tall and long-legged girl, don't believe it!"

Seven of the eight boys in the dormitory were coaxing, and Wu Wenhui's retorting voice was drowned out in the seven-channel stereo wave without a few waves.

Wu Wenhui is nicknamed the half-forced Jiangshan of the Computer Department of Peking University, and it is said that half of the computer department is pretended to him, and there is a small story about the origin of this nickname......

At that time, there was a brother in the dormitory who fell out of love, and his girlfriend was pried by a handsome rich man, performing Titanic all day long, and Ruth watched Jack slip to the bottom of the sea and cried. He really can't stand his brother ruining his life for love, mainly playing games, reading books, and doing all kinds of quiet work, there is always a background sound: a man sobbing, choking, humming, and constantly shouting: Ah Yan, Ah Yan, Ah Yan...... was so cautious that he came up with an idea for his brother.

This idea is very "rancid"!

He spent two months of living expenses and went to Beijing University of Science and Technology to find an international exchange student, a typical Nordic girl, with white and tender skin like milk, delicate facial features like classical paintings, tall figure, straight breasts and hips, and a particularly strong momentum, directly broke into the big classroom that both of them were going to attend, and gave his brother a slap on the spot.

A foreign beauty who is almost ninety-nine points slapped a boy on the spot, and that kind of sensation still needs to be shouted?

This slap incident immediately aroused international attention, and even foreign students stretched their necks to look at the center of the incident, and the onlookers tacitly muted themselves, wanting to know what the gossip was.

This big beauty from Northern Europe, after slapping the lovelorn brother in Wu Wenhui's bedroom, she cried wildly with the rain, Chu Chu was pitiful and a little stubborn, that kind of acting even Wu Wenhui, the initiator, doubted that he had found the wrong school and brought Beiying's student sister.

The crying of foreign beauties, the lethality is too strong, there are people who want to fight on the spot, several heroes and adults appear in order, and speak up, just set off the atmosphere, the Nordic girl said in Chinese with a distinctly Scandinavian accent: "Our Linnaeus family wants to marry me to you for the shares of the century-old family business, every time I think of it, I want to cover my ears to prevent tears from falling, but I will never agree, I would rather ...... I'd rather ......"

The words of the Nordic girl are loud, but obviously the Chinese is not very good, not only is it a little difficult to distinguish the facial features, but the critical moment actually forgot the words, and then ...... She was angry and slapped the brother again.

This foreign beauty is so strong that it immediately caused countless people to call frantically.

...... Soon some people smacked the taste, it turned out that this brother pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, looking at the nest, but the strength is not bad!

Everyone's eyes are not right on this brother, including his "former Babygirl".

Originally, Wu Wenhui's two-month living expenses bought the play, but he didn't expect that after this Nordic girl slapped his brother twice, she actually added a play and said loudly: "I'll choose the most obscene man, my snow-white body like Qiaogori Peak, I'd rather give a strange lewd man than let you move a finger!"

"A finger!" The five words, the Nordic girl shouted out word by word, which is particularly atmospheric! Many boys on the spot couldn't help but think of a craftsman named Kato Taka.

At that time, almost all the male classmates who felt "handsome" hated their parents for giving them a handsome face, and all the ugly male classmates had a collective orgasm, and they all remembered things such as "I was born to be useful, and eunuchs can also go to the Qinglou." Roses will eventually wither, and dog-tail flowers can also grass spring. These are philosophical words.

Several people tried to write the word "obscene" on their faces on the spot, and some even thought of how to get a cultural shirt printed with the word "obscene" as quickly as possible to prove that they were genuine! Some male classmates with relatively strong minds almost fought over who was the most obscene among the males present.

When the Nordic girl stretched out her hand to Wu Wenhui at that time, almost everyone looked at him with strange eyes, and those classmates who failed in the competition for the most obscene men were full of evil thoughts and agreed that Peking University was founded one hundred and twenty years ago, and the name of the most obscene man in history will forever, glorious, and stable fall on the head of this goods, even if they graduate, they can't take it off.

Wu Wenhui didn't expect this trick at all, he was stupid on the spot!

The Nordic woman hooked her hand and said to him softly: "I flew for twenty hours to Beijing, and now I am so tired, so sleepy, and I want to sleep, but I am not familiar with the hotels near here, you take me to the best hotel...... Okay, okay?"

You can imagine how chaotic it must have been.

At least 20 or more male students rushed out to rob Hu and loudly declared that they knew more about the distribution of hotels near Peking University.

More male students pondered for a while, especially familiar with the hotel near the school It doesn't seem to have a good reputation, Qi Qi hesitated for a moment and didn't dare to stand up, but seeing the appearance of the Nordic girl, most of them regretted that they shouldn't have been late.

Wu Wenhui didn't know how he was ripped away or how he left the classroom, he remembered that he said: "I don't have money in my pocket, I can't afford to open a house!" The Nordic girl said: "I don't mind, I ...... the money to open the house" and then he was hit on the head with a New Balance thrown by someone who didn't know who threw it, and someone threw stinky socks at him, trying to attack him with chemical weapons, or under the protection of the sister, Wu Wenhui escaped safely.

Of course...... Wu Wenhui didn't sleep with this Nordic girl.

Although people love to add dramas, this girl is only willing to act in love literary films, not love action scenes, and after going out of the school gate to settle the final payment with him, she used a special Beijing accent to say: "I saw you back!" Everyone forgot about each other.

From that day on......

No matter how Wu Wenhui explained, he swore an oath: "I am actually still a virgin, I am still a decent gentleman, I have never slept with a foreign girl, the two of them were innocent at that time, and there is a camera at the school gate as evidence...... "No one is willing to believe it." Even ten years later, he got married, and his wife has always been obsessed with it, and he married a second-hand who was slept with by a foreign fox!

With such a big scene, the relationship between his brother and the "former Babygirl" was revived, and the two fought several times, simulating various shameful action movies, physical and psychological double stimulation, which made the brother's mood significantly better, and even for a while, he hummed a song every day when he went back to the bedroom.

The lyrics are: Hee Pa ......Pa

There is naturally no impermeable wall in the world, and this matter still leaked out, and that brother is already "very cool, refreshing kidneys", so naturally it doesn't matter. But the "former Babygirl" seemed to have suffered a blow, and finally applied to study abroad and never came back.

Since then, the honorary title of the first forced king of Peking University, the forced duty of the computer department, and the hat of the first obscene man since the founding of Peking University have all been taken seriously, and Wu Wenhui has fallen on him without any controversy.

In fact, the above character introductions have little to do with the following stories. I just hope that the readers of this story will be mentally prepared for Wu Wenhui's behavior that has no bottom line, no discipline, and transcends human narrow brain cells.

Don't say, "No, don't...... Jamai Butterfly!

Don't say: No way, how could a human being do such a thing? We don't believe it, this story is so illogical, we have to report the author for poisoning......

Seriously, humans would do such a thing.

The author will really write this kind of story too.