Chapter 196: I'm His Father
"What's the matter?" the shopkeeper looked up at the ghosts in front of him.
A fierce and vicious-looking ghost at the head said, "Let me ask you, have you seen these three people?"
As he spoke, he unfolded a scroll, and inside, the three of them came to life, and it was when they saw the female ghost in the red dress in the crowd.
The shopkeeper said, "Take it closer, I'll take a look." ”
The ghost at the head came closer with the scroll, and the shopkeeper leaned his face over and looked closely.
Then, as if someone had immobilized him, he remained motionless.
"Hey, have you seen enough?"
The shopkeeper raised his head blankly: "Ah, what are you looking for me?" Oh, I'm here to sell paintings, we don't accept paintings here!"
The face of the ghost in the lead began to distort, and he slapped the table hard, and the table shook violently, making a painful sound, and a crack quickly spread, instantly penetrating the entire table.
"You old thing, bluffing, dare to play with our brother. ”
The shopkeeper shouted in pain: "If you have something to say, if you have something to say, don't slap the table, this table is made of fine wood, but it is worth a lot." ”
"You're still pretending to be confused with me. "The ghost at the head picked up the shopkeeper.
"There's something to say, there's something to say. The man had just gone downstairs when he saw this scene, and hurriedly ran over and grabbed the arm of the leader of the ghost.
Speaking of which, ghosts are also strange. You say they're virtual, sometimes they're no different from real people, you say they're real, most of the time they're virtual, and they can't touch anything.
But between ghosts and ghosts, they can be touched, just like between people.
"What is there to say, this old thing dares to bully Lao Tzu. ”
"You let him go first, let go first, he is still young, he has only been dead for ten years, and it is inevitable that he will be confused. Tell me anything, I'm in charge. ”
"Can you call the shots?"
"I'm his father, of course I can call the shots. ”
The guy looked to be in his twenties, and the shopkeeper looked to be in his sixties and seventies. However, if it's a ghost, it's not incomprehensible that the father who looks young is the father who looks old, but ......
"You bluff, how can you have a son as a shopkeeper and Lao Tzu as a partner. ”
"I'm really not bluffing you, when I died, I was a fellow, and when my son died, he was already the shopkeeper! In addition, although he is confused, he is good at arithmetic, and for the rest, I, as a father, naturally have to help him, and being a guy just has something to help him block. The guy said proudly.
The ghost at the head of the group softened his face, let go of the shopkeeper, and said in a rough voice: "Let me ask you, have you seen these three people?"
The guy looked at it and said, "Yes." ”
"Which room they live in. ”
"You come with me. ”
A few ghosts went upstairs, and the guy pointed, and several ghosts looked at each other and bumped into each other.
Bang!
The thunderbolt flashed, and the guy screamed and rushed out, patting his chest hard, and the hearts of the people sitting in the secret passage were so ruthless.
Changchun reminded him not to try to go through the wall, he just thought it would hurt, but no one would want to hurt for no reason, so he tried not to touch the wall.
Who knows, Changchun specially applied the thunder method to the wall. Several ghosts collided headlong, and Lei Fa was triggered in an instant. The demonic spirit was washed away and thrown directly to the ghost crying old house.
On the other side, on the bustling street.
Ghost Cry grabbed the handle of the knife with one hand and carried the knife, and with the other hand took an apple, put it in his mouth, and took a big bite with a "click", and the juice flowed sideways in his mouth.
Without peanuts, he replaced it with it, and although it wasn't as crispy, it was crisp to chew.
After eating an apple, Ghost Cry casually threw it into a bucket of rancid water in front of a restaurant, and then walked into the restaurant.
He found a place to sit down, put the knife beside him, and soon a mediocre man with rabbit ears ran over: "What does the guest want to eat?"
"A plate of peanuts, a pot of sake. ”
"Okay, a plate of peanuts, a pot of sake. The rabbit-eared guy shouted, and hurried to the other.
"A serving of braised pork trotters. The rabbit-eared guy shouted, and Ghost Cried turned his head to see a pig demon sitting there, his eyelids jumping, and then he looked away.
The restaurant was bustling with activity, and many unexpected ingredients were brought to the table.
The guests are even more strange, in addition to people, there are all kinds of demons. Some have the head of a pig, some have the head of a bull, some have tails, some have gills, and some simply have the appearance of wild beasts.
However, most of the conversations between them were in human language, and I think there were a few people of the same race who used their own animal language.
The long-eared guy jumped up and down to the Ghost Cry table: "Guest officer, your sake peanuts." ”
As he spoke, he poured a glass for the ghost cry. Ghost Cry nodded, and the long-eared guy bounced away again.
Ghost Cry ate peanuts and drank wine as he pricked up his ears and listened to their conversation.
It's all trivial, mostly gossip. For example, a fox demon was originally a male, for example, a certain bull demon was having domestic violence because he gave birth to a puppy, for example, what package Xinghualou launched, buy one get one free, etc.
Ghost Cry listened with relish, and then, smelled a rancid smell. He turned his head and saw an old woman with her little grandson walking towards him and sitting down across from him.
The old woman smiled and greeted Ghost Cry, showing a mouthful of fangs, Ghost Cry nodded, and continued to focus her attention on other places.
After a while, the rancid smell got stronger.
Ghost Cry turned her head and saw the old woman and her grandson eating a plate of carrion. I don't know what the meat is made of, but it's rotten, and there are maggots on it.
Watching them eat the carrion in their stomachs, Oni Cry couldn't help but frown.
"Wow~~" The little grandson suddenly shouted: "Grandmother, grandmother, my eyeballs have fallen out, and I can't find them." ”
"What?" the old woman was shocked, and hurriedly looked for her grandson's eyes: "Where did you fall?"
"It's off the plate. ”
Looking at the pair of mother-in-law and grandson, the ghost cried and rubbed his temples that were a little swollen and painful.
"Official, do you want to listen to a song?"
A female ghost in white suddenly appeared beside him, the ghost cried and shook, and the female ghost in white floated towards another table.
Devil Cry took a deep breath, grabbed the peanuts on the plate, stuffed them all into his mouth, drank all the wine in the pot in one gulp, and then stood up and walked to the adjacent table.
There were many people around this table, and in the middle was a corpse demon with half of his face rotten, just a lowly zombie in an ordinary passage. I can barely see a little bit of what I looked like before I was alive, my back is rickety, and my height is only about seven feet, so I should have been an ordinary old man before my death.