"Erlang God, no wonder there will be a dog following you, Nima gathers like things, you are a mad dog, can you just play drunk and crazy when you drink and get drunk? Where did Lao Tzu provoke you?"

Li Xiaochun scolded angrily in his heart.

He also knew that he couldn't continue diving, and it was better to pretend to be a grandson, otherwise he would be investigated by these immortals, and maybe he would be kicked out of the group of immortals at any time.

However, although your Erlang God is known as the first tearing king by the people of Heavenly Court, when it comes to tearing, my brother has read tens of thousands of tearing jokes, and you are not necessarily my brother's opponent.

Li Xiaochun: "Erlang, you took the wrong medicine, what are you doing when Grandpa Aite comes out like a psychopath, do you want candy?"

Many immortals saw that Li Xiaochun had not appeared for a long time, and thought that he had coaxed him, after all, the title of Erlang God was there, and basically no one dared to provoke him.

But as soon as this news came out, it immediately stirred up a thousand waves.

Moreover, he still pointed at the nose of Erlang God and scolded, except for Monkey King, it seems that no other immortal dares to do this.

All the immortals know that there is a good show to watch, and a war without gunpowder is about to begin.

Erlang God's palace was full of wine, he stared at his mobile phone crookedly, he couldn't believe his eyes, there were still people in the heavenly court who dared to tear him apart.

He immediately sent out a message: "Little cub, you can figure it out, do you dare to report your immortal number." Angry expression"

What is the immortal number, Li Xiaochun is just a mortal, how can he have it.

However, he couldn't admit it, and suddenly let out five disdainful expressions.

Seeing this, Erlang God was angry again, and then his angry expression was all over the screen.

Erlang God: "Speak? But what if you coax you? This gentleman has only a way to find you. ”

Li Xiaochun: "Erlang God, you are a nervous disorder, the number of immortals has a fart, others are afraid of you, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, Lao Tzu is here, waiting for you to come over and fight." Disdainful expression"

When the onlookers saw this, they looked confused again.

"Damn! This immortal family is so good that he even made an appointment to fight with Erlang God in person. ”

Who doesn't know that Erlang God has been famous in the fairy world for a long time, except for Monkey King, others see how far he has gone, and fighting with him is purely looking for death.

Even Erlang God was stunned, he didn't expect this kid to dare to make an appointment with him.

When he saw the disdainful expression behind him, Erlang God was completely angry: "Okay, very good!

"Make an appointment, you send the address. ”

This sentence was almost uttered through gritted teeth.

Dare someone challenge him, the god of war, if Erlang God is afraid, his god of war will be in vain.

After Li Xiaochun used the locator to determine the location, he directly sent the map over.

When the immortals saw this picture, they were in an uproar again.

"Strange, what are these criss-crossing things? Puzzled expression"

"yes, I haven't. ”

"@太白金星, can you read it?"

Tai Bai Xing is well-informed, but unfortunately after reading it, he thought about it for a long time and didn't figure it out, so he sent out two messages.

"I don't understand, I've seen it for the first time, I don't know what kind of place this is?"

"It is said that learning is old and living to be old, this little spring fairy friend is above the old man?

Erlang God is also full of confusion, I can't understand it, I can't understand it.

"What are you posting? I don't understand how I can get there?"

"Cut, don't take on porcelain work if you don't have the ability. This is a secret place, and this immortal came in by chance, if you want to fight, come here, or give me a roll. Disdainful expression"

Li Xiaochun was full of disdain.

The address he sent is where he is now.

These immortals have never even seen French fries, how can they know the locator?

Erlang God stared at the phone, his eyes were about to burst into flames, and he immediately replied: "You are playing me." Angry expression"

"you, you're not qualified enough. ”

"I'm angry with this king, I'm angry with this king......"

Rumble.

The tearing war has begun again.

Erlang God is worthy of being the king of heaven, and it can be said that the East is undefeated on the avenue.

It's a pity that it was before, and now that I have met Li Xiaochun, it is difficult to say.

Li Xiaochun once again comprehended the hand speed of the immortals, and in an instant, the screen was full of messages from him.

However, seeing that information, Li Xiaochun smiled disdainfully.

Those jokes are simply weak compared to the jokes in today's society, and they can't be compared at all.

Although Li Xiaochun's hand speed is not as fast as his, people are expensive in streamlining, and if he doesn't speak, forget it, every word is a critical hit.

He immediately downloaded the joke of the tearing war from the Internet and sent it casually.

"Okay, you have three eyes, to put it bluntly, you are a dog in the heavenly court. ”

"Saying that you have a dog, they think it's cheaper for you. ”

"Actually, you're a murderer of clogged septic tanks. ”

......

"Do you know why I didn't hit you? That's because you're too dirty. ”

"The keyboard you've touched can't even be an amoeba protozoa. ”

......

"The saliva you spew is a hundred times deadlier than SARS. ”

......

"As soon as you look up, the ozone layer will burst a hole. ”

"Go as far as your thoughts go"

At first, Erlang God could still cope with two sentences, but in the end, when he saw the words sent by Li Xiaochun, he couldn't say a word.

Such a wonderful tearing battle, all the immortals were also stunned when they saw it, not to mention how wonderful their expressions were.

Oh my God, Erlang God, who is known as the king of tearing in this war, was completely defeated.

It was also the first time they had seen such a wonderful tearing battle.

And the ID nickname of Koharu was also noticed by the immortals for the first time.

Although the name of the immortal friend named Xiaochun is very ordinary, what is the sacredness that can make Erlang God deflated, and it simply refreshes the cognition of all immortals.

"Coercion, tear you can't do it, how far and how far you roll. Disdainful expression"

Li Xiaochun raised his head proudly with a proud face, and immediately sent this message out.

"Haha, I, Li Xiaochun, killed Erlang God in seconds with a snap of my fingers. ”

Soon the group of immortals quieted down again, Li Xiaochun didn't grab the red envelope this time, but he did a big thing that caused a sensation in the group of immortals, and he was forced to fight with Erlang God, and those immortals didn't even have the slightest suspicion.

He put down his phone triumphantly, and it vibrated again.

Ding dong.

Erlang God asks to add you as a friend.

Accept.

Immersed in the joy of victory, Li Xiaochun accepted his request in a good mood.

"Coercion, something?"

"This immortal friend, this gentleman is invincible in the vertical and horizontal tearing world, and today I only know that there is a mountain and a mountain high, and I deliberately want to make friends with immortal friends. ”

"Nima! It turns out that this thing is a cheap bone, and he is happy to scold him. ”

Li Xiaochun glanced at the intimacy behind Erlang God, and it turned out to be friendly.