Chapter 7: Eat, Eat!
Everyone looked at each other.
The rabbit said, "The smell of roasted snakes." ”
The big snake said: "It turned out to be roasted snake meat...... Belch...... Roasted snakes? Where did the snakes come from? Oops...... It hurts, help, I'm almost cooked, put out the fire......"
Qin Shou and the others only felt that the 100,000 crows on their heads were quacking, hovering and refusing to leave!
Now they understand that this snake is not hard, this is a fucking fool! The reflex arc is too bad, isn't it?
Qin Shou coughed dryly and said, "Don't shout, I don't want to be roasted and eaten, what do I ask you, what do you answer, do you know?"
When Qin Shou spoke, he collected the flame, without Qin Shou's heating, whenever the fire burned the big snake, it was not painful or itchy at all, and he didn't feel it.
The big snake really didn't have any backbone at all, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Shangxian, you ask, I will definitely ask what to say." ”
Qin Shou said: "Who asked you to come?"
The big snake said: "A white snake, he is too powerful, his body is like lightning, I can't catch up with the rhythm at all, I can't spray poison against him." I couldn't beat him, he told me to come with him to rob the treasury, or else he would kill me. ”
Qin Shou's mind flashed the slow-moving white phosphorus python, and then looked at this big snake, he instantly understood, it's not that the big snake's body is like lightning, it's that the eyes of this thing are really too pitiful!
Qin Shou coughed dryly and said, "Oh, do you know why you want to rob the treasure house?"
The big snake nodded again and again, "I know, it is said that there is a key to open the gate of heaven in this treasure house!"
When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he jumped onto the chest of the Queen of Baili with a whoosh, standing on the two mountain peaks and shouting, "You still have the key to open the Heavenly Gate?!"
As a result, Queen Baili looked at Qin Shou with a cute face, and asked rhetorically, "What is the key to open the gate of heaven?"
Qin Shou saw from the other party's eyes that she really didn't know, so he turned his head to look at the big snake and asked, "What is the key to open the gate of heaven?"
The big snake said: "I don't know, that's what he said anyway." He said that the gate of heaven was closed, and now that his cultivation has reached the limit, he can't cross the tribulation and become an immortal. You need a key to open the gate of heaven in order to soar and become an immortal. ”
Qin Shou knew that the white phosphorus python should have wanted to become an immortal, so he came to find the key.
Qin Shou also regretted that he was ruthless, and he directly killed the other party with an old fist, otherwise he could ask for a name.
Qin Shou continued to ask, "He didn't say what it looks like?"
The big snake shook his head and said, "I didn't say it, just let me grab the treasure house and leave." If someone superior comes out to stop it, he will come forward to settle it. By the way, what about him?"
Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "It's flat, it's flat on the ground......"
The big snake didn't know if it was really stupid or what, so he nodded and said, "That's good." ”
Qin Shou was speechless for a while...... Then he looked at the Queen of Baili and said, "I'll take a look at the treasure house, I want the map, and I also want the key to open the gate of heaven." You're okay, right?"
Queen Baili's mouth was crooked, and her eyes rolled and said, "Is it useful for me to have an opinion?"
Qin Shou said: "It's useful, at least it's more comfortable to say it." ”
Queen Baili glanced at him and said, "The treasure house is there, if it's for you, you can find it yourself." ”
Qin Shou took the key and ran to the door of the treasure house on the side, opened the door, and got inside......
Almost at the same time, as if remembering something, the Queen of Baili suddenly got up and shouted, "Wait a minute!"
However, it was still too late, and the rabbit had already plunged into it.
Then I heard an exclamation come from inside: "Why do you have this?!"
The beautiful face of the Baili Queen turned red, and she rushed over with her long legs, and no one was allowed to approach during the period!
Just as the rabbit was about to come out, she pressed the rabbit's head and pressed the rabbit back into the treasure house, and at the same time made a noiseless motion.
Qin Shou raised his hand speechlessly, and something kept spinning in his hand......
It's nothing else, it's a black bra!
Qin Shou said, "Why do you have this thing?"
Queen Baili said in a low voice: "This is the fall of the Heavenly Mountain! It is said that more than three hundred years ago, there was a riot in the Heavenly Court. That is, the big battle that Ruyi True Immortal said, when the three immortal roads were opened, the earth and immortal realms were affected, dark clouds covered the sun, and the wind was fierce. This thing fell from the sky......
Didn't our ancestors also be monks? She caught this with a quick grasp. At first, she didn't know what it was, but then she figured it out......"
When Qin Shou heard this, he subconsciously glanced at the chest of the Queen of Baili and exclaimed, "No wonder I was so ...... when I stepped on it."
"Shhhh
Qin Shou immediately covered his mouth, he knew very well that a woman's small breasts were bigger than the hatred that killed her, so he decisively shut up.
Qin Shou changed the subject: "Then you will keep this thing all the time?"
Queen Baili said: "The ancestor said, although this is just an ordinary thing, but it has also been contaminated with immortal energy. The fairy's thing, staying here, can also be regarded as a kind of luck and chance. Moreover, this is also the first heart shield in this world, and keeping it can prove that it originated from us. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he was immediately happy: "Heart shield, who told you this name, and who gave you the courage to say that this originated from you?"
Queen Baili said: "The name was given by our ancestors, and I said it later, can't I?"
Qin Shou patted the queen on the thigh and said, "Of course not! This is what I brought to the heavenly court! The first one was made by me! Moreover, let me tell you, this is not called a heart shield, this is called a bra!"
Queen Baili was stunned for a moment, and then spat and said, "Hooligans." ”
Qin Shou knew that if he said it, Queen Baili wouldn't believe it, but it didn't matter, he measured the size of the bra, carefully analyzed it, scrutinized it, and then grabbed it with his hand, and after stepping on it, he came to a conclusion: "This should be the big-breasted sister of Hexian Gu!" I don't know if it was because she was beaten up, or if she disliked this thing when she was in the way during the fight and threw it away...... Or maybe when you were drying your clothes, they were stolen and blown away by the wind......"
"What are you doing?" asked the Queen of Hundred Miles.
Qin Shou shook his head and directly put the bra on top of his head, what did the Queen of Baili want to say, he said confidently: "Of course I want to bring back the things of our Heavenly Court." ”
Then he said seriously: "This is called a bra on a woman's body, and on us, this is called windproof glasses." That's the right way to do it!"
After speaking, Qin Shou walked into the treasure house with his hands behind his back.
The golden armor, gems and so on, Qin Shou can't look down on them at all, his goal is very clear, just look for those treasures with enough vitality!
After looking around carefully, Qin Shou really found three things with vitality, although the vitality fluctuates little, and it is not a good baby, but this is already the best treasure here.
A heart guard, a rusty iron sword, a ring.
Qin Shou picked up the heart goggles, wiped them, and after injecting vitality, the heart goggles lit up with a layer of hazy dragon golden light, Qin Shou knocked it, and as a result, he knocked a pit on it. Then Qin Shou decisively threw the heart goggles to the Baili Queen who had glowing eyes and said, "You take it, at the critical moment, you may be able to save your life." ”
Queen Baili nodded, happily ripped open her collar, and then directly stuffed the heart goggles into it!
At that moment, Qin Shou subconsciously glanced at the heart goggles, which clearly reflected a good mountain scene......
However, Qin Shou quickly turned his attention to the iron sword, and after injecting vitality, the iron sword emitted a cyan light, and the rust on it was shaken off, turning into a longsword that looked very good.
Qin Shou knocked it, and it was another pit, and he threw it to Her Majesty the Queen of Baili with a look of disgust.
Picking up the ring, it turned out to be about the same, and ended up on the Queen's wrist.
At this point, there is nothing left in the entire treasure house with vitality.
For this reason, Qin Shou ran out to roast the snake for a while, and under the affirmation and assurance of the big snake, Qin Shou rushed into the treasure house again with the idea of not giving up without finding the key to open the gate of heaven.
At this time, Shangguan Hongye said: "Babies don't necessarily have vitality fluctuations, right?
When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he sent it to his mouth without saying a word!
Then I listened to the sound of clicking, what golden armor, what jade sword, what cash cow...... It all became the food in Qin Shou's stomach
Seeing her own baby being so scourged by this rabbit, Queen Baili's face turned green, and the second time, she felt that it was a mistake to bring the rabbit back!
Shangguan Hongye lowered his head even more, not daring to look up at the queen.
Qin Shou was eating, and when he turned his head, he saw the resentful eyes of the Queen of Baili, pursed his lips, and patted the wall of the treasure house, and the next moment, the wall was blown up and turned into smoke and dust, and then the wall returned to its place, and the entire treasure house turned into gold!
Queen Baili's resentful eyes first turned into astonishment, then stunned, and finally ecstasy, and then laughed: "Master Rabbit, eat more and eat more...... If it's not enough, there are still in the palace, haha......"
Qin Shou was speechless for a while, a dignified queen, she actually made it look like a money fan.
Since the payment has been made, you can't come to the cafeteria for nothing, let's eat!
Qin Shou touched a piece of quaint tokens and stuffed them in his mouth, and when he took a bite, it was like tofu, two paragraphs in one bite, chew it, chew it, and there was a little earthy smell of stones.
didn't want to think so much, Qin Shou started a war of eating up after passing by and never missing it, in line with the principle that nothing bites his head is garbage.
Qin Shou was like a stove pit, stuffing all the things in the kingdom's treasure house into his mouth and eating it all!
After eating, Qin Shou sat on the ground, touched his belly, pouted and said, "The nutrition is not as good as the sky, but the texture and taste are almost the same." ”
After speaking, Qin Shou turned around again, and at this moment, the cry of the big snake came from outside: "I remember! The white snake said a word, which seems to have something to do with the door opening key!"