Chapter 835 - Thick Skin
As mentioned last time, the monkey showed his might, and he also wanted to make a five-finger mountain, no, it was a five-claw mountain, which suppressed the Queen of Xiliang for hundreds of years, and imprisoned her in a secret room.
Fortunately, Miaoshan Bodhisattva finally appeared and saved the queen's life, but the monkey was still unhappy and sneered: "Bodhisattva, if you don't want our master and apprentice to arrive at Da Lei Yin Temple, it is clear that Lao Sun has returned to Huaguo Mountain to be happy, why bother to find some monsters to block the way, disgusting us?"
Miao Shan Bodhisattva knew that the monkey was still a little resentful, so he had to explain: "It's not to embarrass your master and apprentice, we are helping you!"
"Help? Lao Sun didn't see it, for example...... "The monkey doesn't accept the statement of Miaoshan Bodhisattva, and he is aggressive."
Miaoshan Bodhisattva had no choice but to answer his question first: "For example, this difficulty is to study Chen Xuanzang's Buddha heart, if he can keep his mind and withstand the temptation, this calamity will naturally not be affected." ”
"It's a pity that this bald head didn't resist the temptation!"
The monkey sneered, and Miaoshan Bodhisattva was also a little embarrassed, changed the topic, and reminded: "Wukong, if you and I talk here again, I'm afraid your master will be burned to ashes!"
"What are you afraid of, even if it is burned to ashes, you go to the underworld again to get his soul back, and the king of the ten halls of Hades dares not to give you face?"
The monkey snorted coldly, his words were full of sneers, although he said so, he also turned around and went back to the Xiliang Kingdom, and saw a mess of the Xiliang Kingdom.
Oh, it's a mess of being called by the red boy.
Although this red boy was born for two hundred years, after all, the bloodline is strange, purely mental, but it is the same as a five- or six-year-old doll in the world.
How many things can a five- or six-year-old doll know?
Although they think they know a lot, in the eyes of adults, they can always make some ridiculous things.
This was the case in the Western Liang Kingdom at this time.
Although Queen Xiliang is "missing", the ruling is still there, the general is still there, and many courtiers are loyal, so generally speaking, they won't make much trouble.
But it can only be average, once it is mixed with red children, it is not an ordinary situation.
This red boy has great ability, although he is a little weaker than a monkey, but at least he is much bigger than the deacon and the general, and he is close to the queen of Xiliang, the queen is "missing", of course, the Xiliang country wants him to be the main one, and found a chicken feather from a certain chicken nest as an arrow, and the daughters of the Xiliang country are blindly turned around.
When the monkey and the Miaoshan Bodhisattva entered the city, they saw that it was such a situation of chickens flying and dogs jumping, and the entire Xiliang Kingdom was called up, going from house to house, from sewer to dog hole to look for the queen.
I know, naturally they say that they are looking for the queen, I don't know, I am afraid that they will think that they are looking for a lost puppy pet.
"Monkey, do you dare to come? Come on, take this monkey for me, cramp and peel the skin!"
As soon as the monkey entered the city, the red boy flew out of the palace with a swish, followed by a group of female soldiers who were snorting and drinking, and under the beckoning of the red boy, they killed the monkey.
"Little doll, do you remember to eat or not, come, come, the great sage will teach you to be a good boy again!"
The monkey was a little impatient, took out the golden hoop and iron rod, and became old, even if he swept these female soldiers and female generals aside, he did not harm anyone's life.
After his reminder, the red boy's memory woke up, and he was immediately dominated by the horror of "being planted" with radishes, screaming and threatening: "Dead monkey, if you dare to hit me, your bald head will die!"
With that, the red boy had turned into a flash of fire and flew back to the palace.
The monkey innocently looked at the head of the Bodhisattva, well, there is hair, it's really boring.
Rao is a wonderful and good Bodhisattva has a high realm, and he is also seen by this glance, his heart jumps, his hands are closed, and he seems to point out a proverb: "Good, good! ”
The monkey was most annoyed by this kind of hiding his head and showing his tail, and his heart suddenly became irritable, and he sneered: "Miaoshan, you are still playing sloppy with Lao Sun, Lao Sun can be ruthless!"
He was referring to the female soldiers and generals of the Western Liang Kingdom.
Although the red boy ran away, the female soldiers and female generals naturally refused to run away because they missed their queen, and they had already regrouped, and they wanted to rush (self) and kill again.
"Xiliang, I'll leave it to you!"
Hearing this, the Bodhisattva nodded, the jade palm opened lightly, and a small flying bird flew out of the palm, with green and gold wings, chirping and falling, flashing, and had turned into the figure of the Queen of Xiliang, and the female soldier and female general immediately stopped their figures, called Your Majesty, and knelt on one knee to help the queen's might.
"Hmph, what's so great about my ability, do I win people's hearts?" The queen hummed in her heart, comforted herself, and was full of pride for a while.
"Xiliang, the Xiliang of Xiliang Country, there is enough stinky and beautiful, for fear that others will not know your name. ”
Behind her, there was a monkey's unique shrill voice, and the queen's eyelids jumped, and she took a deep breath to suppress her crisp breasts that were about to explode.
"Hold on, hold on, he's great, it's amazing, you can't beat him, but, I'm so angry!"
Queen Xiliang repeatedly "admonished" herself, turned around, and returned with a bright smile: "Great Sage, let's find your master quickly, otherwise she will really be burned to ashes!"
This smile is a little sincere, and there is also a bit of schadenfreude - although I can't help this monkey, but the master who bullied him can be regarded as a big revenge.
It's just a pity for those golden pills......
The queen secretly calculated that there were more Miaoshan Bodhisattvas, and at the same time she had to appease the irritable monkeys, how many golden pills she would have to distribute, and she was distressed for a while.
Thinking of this, the queen couldn't help but slack off, walked into the palace slowly, turned around a dozen palaces, circled three or five times, and only before the monkey was about to burst out again, with the help of a female official, "found" a palace called "Alchemy Palace".
That's not it, as a queen, she has a luan to drive when she goes out, and she walks by lifting, so she doesn't have to remember the road by herself, and the palace is big, so she has only been walking for half a day.
It's just the name Alchemy Palace, it's really frustrating, it has no cultural connotation at all!
The monkey gave the queen another disdainful look.
The queen was used to being angry, she just took a deep breath a dozen times, she was not embarrassed at all, really, pointed to the palace and said: "That's it, I don't know if the Great Sage is going to be six mature or ten mature." ”
By that, you should be grilling steaks?
The monkey ignored him, stretched out his hand to grab it, and suddenly grabbed a little doll with pigtails from the shadow on the side, and shook it in his hand, shaking the little doll like a sheep's madness, jingle bells rang, and more than a dozen murder weapons fell, red tassel guns, fantian hammers, maces, watermelon knives, chains, and so on.
It is clear that the thief is not dead and wants to sneak attack the monkey.
"Stinky, stinky monkey, have, ability, let go of the master, I, we, one dozen one, have come!"
It's a pity that the red boy couldn't sneak attack, but was caught by the monkey, trembling so much that he couldn't even speak, spitting saliva, and struggling to himself.
It's just that this temper is bad and his memory is also poor, like a fish, he only has a seven-second memory, and he doesn't have the consciousness of defeat at all.
The monkey's eyes widened, and he asked the Miaoshan Bodhisattva: "Miaoshan, the little lady is your person, this doll is not your person, you can kill it, right?"
Also, there is such a saying?
The red boy's face turned pale, and he immediately stopped struggling, and said pitifully: "I'm still so young, I'm not sensible at all, I can be forgiven for making mistakes, you can't bully me." ”
"Small, two hundred years old is not small. The monkey grinned and smiled very "kindly".
Miaoshan Bodhisattva finally couldn't look at it, so he had to respond to the monkey's thoughts, and said: "This doll can't be killed, he is the child of the Great Sage of Pingtian, if Wukong thinks he is rude, the poor monk will personally bring him back and discipline him well." ”
"Oh, that bull head, the relationship between your gods and Buddhas is really complicated. ”
The monkey directly threw the red boy and threw it to the Miaoshan Bodhisattva, this doll thief, knowing who could keep him here, immediately restrained the fierce color on his face, and stood obediently beside the Bodhisattva, not daring to leave half a step for a while.
"Little Niangpi, are you going to burn my master with this thing?"
Entering the Alchemy Palace, Queen Xiliang opened a mechanism, and the ground rumbled up, and a square Dan furnace that occupied a circle of more than ten zhang was raised, which was snorting and burning flames, and the monkey approached slightly, and he also felt a burst of anxiety, but he might as well despise the shape of the Dan furnace.
Also, I have lived in the five-star Dan furnace of the Bagua Furnace, and the monkey really can't look down on the Dan Furnace of the Roadside Hotel level such as the Queen of Xiliang.
"I said the Great Sage, anyway, Chen Xuanzang is also dead, why don't you and I divide the Jin Dan, and each of them will be immortal, isn't it good for you, I'm good, everyone?" Queen Xiliang was reluctant, her eyes purring, cunning and elf.
"Save it, if you die, the bald head won't die, but he is Chen Xuanzang!"
The monkey sneered, if the Bodhisattva Miaoshan had an understanding, Queen Xiliang was unwilling, but she couldn't beat the monkey, she stomped her feet with hatred, pinched the trick, and ...... I said that the Dan stove opened in all directions, as if opening a vegetable box, revealing the dishes inside.
Wait, there's singing......
"I'm going to take a bath with good skin, scrub scrub, oh, oh~ Eh, sister queen, are you here to take a bath with me?"
I saw that in the center of the red ground, Chen Xuanzang stepped on General Yin's tiger body, made a far-sighted look, and grabbed both ends of a fiery red towel with both hands, scrubbed vigorously, and hummed a song of washing and scrubbing in his mouth.
The point is, the look on his face is too rippling.
As for the Black Wind Monster, he knelt on one knee, holding Chen Xuanzang's robe and nine-ring tin staff, making a gesture of admiration to set off Chen Xuanzang's might.
"Wash, wash your sister!"
Queen Xiliang was shocked and angry, her face was crimson when she was asked by Chen Xuanzang, and she looked at it intently, where Chen Xuanzang grabbed the red towel, it was clearly a dozen fire dragons held together.
This fire dragon was originally the elf of the alchemy furnace, and at this time it was held by Chen Xuanzang in everything, and it was pinched into a towel-shaped, and the towel was full of spikes, which was also turned into a fire dragon against the scales.
Chen Xuanzang is good, countless reverse scales are scraped on Chen Xuanzang's back, and they can't break his skin, but it is so comfortable that he screams - the so-called rippling smile comes from this!
This thick-skinned one is really invincible!