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Chapter 526: Secret Recipe?

Ye Xiaochuan didn't expect that Yun Qiyou's anger was not angry that he kissed her in the pavilion, but because he was angry at the explanation he thought he had just given.

There are some things that don't need to be explained, women are an unreasonable group of people, and the last thing they can listen to is explanation.

Ye Xiaochuan obviously doesn't understand a woman's mind, but he is smart but he shoots himself in the foot.

Ye Xiaochuan didn't sleep all night, Yun Qiyou didn't sleep all night, it was difficult for people who had something in their hearts to fall asleep, insomnia was doomed.

On the second morning, Ye Xiaochuan came to the back of the rockery with two black circles under his eyes and Wangcai, one person and one bird stood in a row, the big one was peeing on the flower garden, and the small one pouted and squeaked for a long time before holding back a few pieces of shit.

When I returned to the courtyard, I saw Du Chun walking out of the room radiantly, dressed up beautifully, very beautiful.

Ye Xiaochuan thought that Du Chun had soaked in the delicate and beautiful flower that he had watered with his own child's urine for a few days last night, and his heart was full of bad taste.

He smiled and said, "Senior Sister Du, you are in a very good state today, what are you doing when you are dressed up so beautifully." ”

Du Chun said: "I made an appointment with Senior Sister Ning and the others to take advantage of today's rest and go to the Tianshan Snow Mountain to see the scenery, maybe they can pick a few ice lotuses." ”

Ye Xiaochuan nodded and said, "There are countless beautiful scenery in the Tianshan Snow Mountain, it's time to take a good look, I have long wanted to go." ”

Ning Xiangruo walked out at this time and said, "Don't think about it, you kid, this time we are female disciples going out to play, don't want to mix into the team of female disciples and take the opportunity to rub oil and eat tofu." ”

Ye Xiaochuan quibbled: "Senior Sister Ning misunderstood me again, in fact, I plan to be your flower messenger, since you don't take me to play today, won't you be bored to death?"

Ning Xiangruo said: "You must have something to do, Du Chun and I will dress up Senior Brother Zhao later, you can go with Senior Brother Zhao today." ”

Ye Xiaochuan said strangely: "What? Where are you going? Also, why do you want to dress up Senior Brother Zhao? His face is the same with or without makeup. Besides, a big man, not a little girl, what does he need to dress?

Ning Xiangruo said strangely: "You don't know?"

Ye Xiaochuan scratched his head and said, "Should I know anything? Could it be that Senior Brother Zhao is going on a blind date today?"

Ning Xiangruo and the others giggled.

Du Chun knocked on Ye Xiaochuan's head and said, "Count yourself smart, today Senior Uncle Chiyan will take Senior Brother Zhao to the residence of the Ziwei Sect and propose to Senior Uncle Ziyu." ”

Ye Xiaochuan opened his mouth wide, swallowed his saliva for a long time, and said: "No, right? The development is so fast? Could it be that Senior Brother Zhao dares to buy a ticket after getting on the boat first? Admire, admire, I used to think that Senior Brother Zhao was a model among gentlemen and a model of morality, but I didn't expect it, how long did it take to make Senior Sister Xiaoman's belly bigger? I don't know if he has any secret recipes, I will definitely find a double monk in the future, I have to get this secret recipe first, be prepared!"

This guy really ran to Zao Wou-Ki to ask for the secret recipe to quickly get a big woman's belly, but as soon as he entered, he flew out and rolled around the yard several times.

Then, Wangcai was also thrown out of the room with a squeak, and his round body almost rolled to the moon gate like a leather ball.

Ye Xiaochuan patted his ass and stood up, dusted off his body, and snorted: "Stingy ghost, if you don't give it, you won't give it, why are you beating me!" This dress was just changed yesterday, and it was soiled again. ”

Regarding the matter of Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman, Ye Xiaochuan had long expected that these two guys had been tired of being together all day recently, lonely men and widows, dry firewood, as long as there was a thunderstorm, they could do things on a night when the dark wind was high and they couldn't see their fingers.

For this kind of behavior of sleeping together without getting married, Ye Xiaochuan deeply despised it.

No matter how Du Chun explained, he said that this matter was asked by the head of the sect yesterday, not as dirty as Ye Xiaochuan thought, but Ye Xiaochuan just felt that his thoughts were correct, and it must have been Zao Wou-Ki who did something to Chang Xiaoman.

No, Zao Wou-ki's stupid character is still good, it should be Chang Xiaoman who did something to Zao Wou-ki.

Ye Xiaochuan saw that his clothes had rolled on the ground a few times just now, and they were already dirty, so he went back to the house and changed another one, and deliberately washed his face, combed his hair with a comb, and wanted to dress up handsome, and followed Senior Brother Zhao to propose marriage.

He didn't fiddle with his hair well, he used to use his fingers to brush a few times randomly, and then find a chopstick to stick on his head, and now he went to propose to Senior Brother Zhao, of course, he had to dress up, yesterday in the ring, I saw that the elegant son Li Qingfeng who was defeated under Ning Xiangruo's hand had a good hairstyle, and he didn't know how to do it, so he ran out with his hair and a comb to find Ning Xiangruo to pull a hairstyle of the same style as Li Qingfeng for himself.

Ning Xiangruo didn't find it, and shouted several times before she heard Ning Xiangruo's voice coming from Zao Wou-Ki's room, saying that she was dressing up Zao Wou-Ki and didn't have time to get her hairstyle.

Ye Xiaochuan didn't dare to go in, he stretched out his head to look inside, not only Ning Xiangruo was there, but Gu Pan'er's tigress and Yang Liudi and other female disciples were also in Zao Wou-ki's room, several women pressed Zao Wou-Ki on the chair, and smeared rouge on Zao Wou-ki's black face one by one, watching Ye Xiaochuan's scalp tingle.

happened to see that Du Chun had nothing to do, so he beckoned Du Chun to help him.

Du Chun is a kind woman who will help when she is idle.

Sitting on a stone bench in the courtyard, Du Chun combed Ye Xiaochuan a few times with a comb, but the comb broke several times.

She frowned and said, "Senior Brother Ye, how long has it been since you washed your hair?"

Ye Xiaochuan was very surprised, and said, "What, does this hair need to be washed? It's not a face, why wash it?"

When Du Chun heard this, he threw away the comb and retched on the side, daring to love this kid who hadn't washed his hair in sixteen years.

Ye Xiaochuan is very helpless now, and he is a woman who likes to dress up, why do you want to wash her hair? But half a year ago, I soaked in the Yangtze River for a few days, and I washed it once.

Du Chun brought a large basin of warm water, pressed Ye Xiaochuan's head into the water, and washed Ye Xiaochuan's hair again and again while wrinkling his nose.

Chu Tianxing and the others are a person who owes a beating, early in the morning, these people went to fight for Zao Wou-Ki as spies, and now a large number of people walked into the moon gate, and at a glance, they saw Ye Xiaochuan being washed by Du Chun, and they all laughed.

Chu Tianxing was in a better mood because he had been promoted, and said to Ye Xiaochuan, who was struggling to escape Du Chun's clutches: "Senior Brother Xiaochuan, how old are you, you can't wash your hair?"

Sun Yao next to him said in a weird manner: "Senior Brother Chu, have you forgotten? Half a year ago, our Ye Shaoxia was still wetting the bed, it is estimated that this problem has not been changed now, as for things like washing hair and dressing, naturally we have to ask people to help!"

As soon as these words came out, Chu Tianxing and the others immediately nodded and agreed with Sun Yao's words.