Chapter 711: Our Little Hero, Nezha
"Master, we're really leaving!"
It's a pity that the three of Di Luo are sluts, hypocritical, and seeing that the master's expression does not seem to be fake, he immediately put his mind at ease, and he wants to pretend to be reluctant to give up.
But he finally made the master angry, threw out his sleeves, and snorted angrily: "The children can be taught, rotten wood is difficult to carve, and dung is difficult to stain!"
"Rotten wood is hard to carve, dung is hard to dirt? What do you mean? Are you scolding us for being rotten wood dung? It's too vulgar, too vulgar, I can't bear it, I can't bear it!"
The three of them looked shocked, as if they couldn't accept the master's scolding of such ugly words, and they wanted to break with the master, saying that they were not rotten wood and dung, and at least they had to change a set of words, like some stubborn stone, jade and the like.
At this time, they were not afraid of the Master, because even if the Master was angry again, he would not be knocked too much.
In other words, they are used to knocking and knocking, but it's not very difficult to accept!
There was a strong wind that swept in, hula, and the three of them rushed forward quickly, and there was no shadow in an instant, and the speed was not inferior to the few people who had overtaken before, and barely calmed down the grievances of Di Luo and the others.
"Master, your Confucianism is not suitable for us after all!" the three of them sighed silently.
How could they not know that the Master was deliberately guiding them to lead them into Confucianism?
Perhaps, it is the threesome that must have touched the master, or perhaps, the master has transcended the eternal future, even if this is the body of the past and has not become the master of the sect, he also has some miraculous abilities of the master of the sect, who is in charge of the world and serves all sentient beings.
It's just that Di Luo can only be Di Luo after all, and the Great Si Ming can only be the Great Si Ming, and Yuxiao can only be Yu Xiao, and their path is not in Confucianism.
"Master, do you argue?"
In the middle of the grand journey, the master carried his hands behind his back, and his cheeks were high and deep, but a loud laugh came from behind him, and a gentleman in a Confucian scarf and long shirt came to worship each other.
"Master, you're here too!"
The master was overjoyed, and made a salute, and the two laughed together, sat on the ground, and began to talk separately.
"A man with lofty ideals is benevolent, he has no desire to survive to harm others, and he has to kill himself to become benevolent!
"No, no, no, Master's words are inappropriate, I think that I can give birth to what I want, righteousness is also what I want, and I can't have both, so I will sacrifice my life and take righteousness!"
The master shook his head and laughed: "A gentleman is a gentleman, and he is born immediately." Filial piety is the foundation and ...... of benevolence."
For a while, the scenery in the depths of Hongmeng is also very beautiful.
......
"Hmm, what the hell, my head hurts!"
Su Zidu stretched out his hands, and he was about to help his forehead, well, the old man and the old lady can't help him casually, but he can still help his forehead, especially when the property right of this forehead belongs to him, but the palm of his hand is stretched out in front of him, and his movements are stagnant.
It turns out that sometimes the forehead can't be messed up, that is, the forehead is your own......
Well, it doesn't seem to be right, but the forehead can be supported, because it is his own, but why don't these hands look like his own?
"Okay, I've come to terms with the reality of being 'crossed', but the reality is, who am I now?"
Su Zidu raised his little face, which seemed to be not his own, and stared at the sky in a forty-five-degree direction, trying to find an answer.
Not to mention, he is wearing a red ling, wearing a gold lock, and a gold ring at this time, and he is really a little energetic when he is serious!
However, didn't God say that you can't get carried away as a man, and you can't forget the fact that you are still a little bit in order to pretend to be forced!
No, Su Zidu just pretended, and with a bang, a melon and fruit slammed in, and his head was beaten, and his spirit suddenly became angry, jumped up, and said angrily: "Who is it, who is it, who dares to sneak attack the master?"
Why, he was just "crossed" into a little kid, but how could his temper suddenly become a little kid? This frizzy and angry look should not be what a person with the mind of an adult should have!
"Master, Nezha, do you dare to claim the title of big brother in front of the eldest brother? Or, eldest brother, I can't beat you? I heard that you are the king and hegemon in Chentang Pass, and your temper is about to jump to heaven!"
Wait, Chentangguan, Nezha, I seem to know who I have crossed into!
Su Zidu's eyes widened, he looked at his pink arms and calves, and then gestured, even if he tiptoed hard, he was always only three feet tall, and suddenly felt that this world was full of malice......
"In other words, since I have become Nezha, then, who is the prince of Aoshan?"
The corners of Su Zidu's mouth hooked a hint of joke, also full of malice, a big hand suddenly stretched out, lifted his ear in a flash of light, twisted it, and turned it one hundred and eighty degrees.
Looking at this smooth operation, it is obvious that he has not played the king, cough cough, and he has not bullied the small.
The person who mentioned Su Zidu was a young man with a face like a crown of jade, and the back of his head faintly emitted the light of Buddha, gentle and elegant, but with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and his face was somewhat similar to Su Zidu.
"Didn't you say that you should be the king and hegemon, I haven't even walked out of Chentang Pass, and I have already been defeated in your hands, whose temper has jumped into heaven?"
Su Zidu grinned in pain, his eyes were red, his mouth was deflated, and he instinctively called out: "Mother, big brother is bullying!"
This number is really earth-shattering, the young man can't cover Su Zidu's mouth anymore, his heart trembles, his hands tremble, and he wants to shake Su Zidu off, but Su Zidu holds his palm back, and there is a roar from Hedong outside the courtyard.
"Jin Zha, you just came back and bullied Xiao Mi, is it itchy skin?"
As he spoke, a woman with hair like tassels and an abnormally beautiful woman rushed in with two bright swords, and immediately caught the rapist present, cough cough, it was a catch, the two swords danced with cold light, and stabbed the young man around the body, bluffing the young man's chickens and dogs, and his face was frightened.
"Sure enough, only Nezha is biological, you are so ruthless, needless to say, Muzha and I must have picked it up. ”
A domestic violence was staged, without delay or delay, it was really gratifying, gratifying, Su Zidu forgot his origin for a while, and actually found a pony to pull out, sat down safely, and watched it with relish.
As for why it tasted, well, when the woman came over, she was afraid that Su Zidu would be bored, so she stuffed a packet of tiger toffee into his arms......
It should be said that is a loving mother who loses many children?
"Bastard, bastard, I was reincarnated in Ao Shan, then I'm not dead? No, if the sky wants to kill me, I will go against the sky, even the heavenly way of this world can't do it!
The Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the Third Prince of Long's Mansion, the dragon face of Ao Shank is hideous, knocking down the shadow of Jin Yu's painting, kicking over the glass cup, the breath of the dragon clan is exuding, bluffing the shrimp soldiers and mussel girls tremble, and the entire Dragon Third Prince's Mansion is immersed in his obscenity.
As if thinking that it was possible, the hideous color on Ao Shan's face gradually subsided, but the blood in the vertical pupils became more and more intense.
"Yes, I'll kill Nezha first, the vanguard of the gods is gone, and the heavenly machine is not in chaos?
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the plan was feasible, but he suddenly raised his head and looked to the east, where there is the most luxurious and powerful palace in the entire East China Sea.
That's the palace of the Dragon King of the East China Sea!
"The Dragon King of the East China Sea, how many waste characters in old-fashioned stories have no other role than enjoying the ancestral dragon's legacy, eating and waiting for death, why don't I do him first and become the Dragon King of the East China Sea myself?"
Ao Shan's heart was secretly moved, put away the breath of the dragon clan, and snorted angrily: "Are they all dead people, if you don't prepare a frame for this prince, you will be chopped alive if you miss this prince's major event!"
"Yes, it's the third prince who is angry, angry!"
Immediately, there was a team of turtle ministers leading a team of mussel girls to rush over, around Ao Shan, a good time to freshen up, and another team of Yaksha water generals drank the shrimp soldiers, and turned the three princes of Long's mansion around, but in a good way, they also made out a Jiaoma Agarwood Chariot before Ao Shank finished grooming, and the eight heterogeneous Jiaoma had strong muscles and bones, fangs and sharp teeth, which was also majestic, and Ao Shant nodded reluctantly.
"It is said that there is also a Yuan Shi Tianzun in this world, who sits on the Nine Dragons Agarwood, I don't know, if I pull him down, can I also sit on the Nine Dragons Agarwood?"
Ao Shan's mind moved, and suddenly a strange ambition was born, which excited his heart, and he could only suppress his thoughts, and said in a deep voice: "Go to the Dragon Palace to meet my father!"
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Difu, Bian Cheng Wang Palace, the Ninth Good Reward and Punishment Hall, a Dao Qi light from the high hanging on the punishment hall of the three life stone, the ninth judge made the book of life and death in his hand shake, according to the text on the sentence pronounced.
"Zhang is evil, he has been evil for three lifetimes in a row, he has not been reincarnated in the underworld, he has stolen the sky and changed the day, and his crimes are extremely evil, with 36,215 bad karma and 101 good karma, and he will be punished for 36,114 years in the sword and saw prison. ”
"Phew, bullshit god, you release the uncle as soon as possible, the uncle can tell you, the uncle is a person from the Jinguang Cave, and you little dungeon Mao God dare to interrogate the uncle, when our cave master comes, he will definitely beat you into ashes!"
The evil ghost in the hall shouted loudly, the posture was rampant, and the ghost on the side was about to drag down the evil ghost, and when he heard the three words of Jinguangdong, his movements couldn't help but slow down, and they all looked at each other with their eyes and looked at the judge, which made the evil ghost win his will and laugh loudly.
"Respectfully ask the mother!"
The judge couldn't, so he could only close the book of life and death, bow to the void, and then, a holy light fell, the breath was magnificent, flashed slightly, and left with the evil ghost, the judge was expressionless, and reopened the book of life and death, and a ghost pushed another female ghost forward, and the judge announced the sentence with an expressionless face
"Mrs. Li, murdering her husband, treacherous and deceitful, greedy for small profits, 430 bad karma, 57 good karma, merit and demerit deduction, punishment, and 373 years in the iceberg prison. ”
"My lord, the women are wronged, wronged!"
"Reincarnation Mirror, Please!"