Chapter 140: Mad Dog
"Loud voice, your soldiers are all cowards!"
Chen Hutou laughed presumptuously, his face was pale in a loud voice, he glanced at his subordinates who were cowering behind him, snorted coldly, lowered his head and hurried away silently.
Chen Hutou felt a little bored, so he had to sing: "How invincible is... How lonely, how invincible... What an empty ......"
This is what he heard from the big mouth, and he thought it was interesting and silently wrote it down, but he didn't expect it to be used now.
Listening to the singing in front of him, the loud voice of the county commander trembled, and he almost flew out with a shot and killed his turtle son.
The bastard of dog days dared to mock Lao Tzu like this.
However, he was calm after all, and silently wrote down the song, and sooner or later, I will sing this song in front of you.
The singing was interrupted, and one of Elder Qian's disciples hurriedly came to Chen Hutou's side: "There is news from the front......
Chen Hu's ugly face full of horizontal flesh showed a hideous smile and shouted, "Brothers, speed up!"
After shouting, he turned his head: "Loud voice, the old men are going to eat meat, you slowly stay behind and drink soup!"
Seeing Chen Hutou speed up his pace, the loud voice of the county commander couldn't hold his breath, and turned around and shouted: "You group of cowards, what are you still doing in a daze, keep up." ”
A group of officers and soldiers were stunned for a moment, and then they were furious, what, dare to ask us to coax the goods, okay, just show them.
Then, the officers and soldiers walked even more slowly.
The loud voice of the county made his eyes wide and was half angry, but he couldn't, because these guys were rotten to the bones.
People say that the combat effectiveness of the Great Song Dynasty army is poor, and this difference refers to the combat effectiveness of the first- and second-line armies, as for the third-line army, every place is almost rotten, and there are many people who eat empty salaries and live a mixed life.
"Dog, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?" The loud voice of the county commander is really anxious, he has been in the army for many years, and he has been mixed in the first and second line armies, and he has never seen such a third-line army.
"Your Excellency. One of the veterans of the officers and soldiers trembled all over, and shouted with a look of grievance: "Lack of food and clothing, cold and hungry, I really can't walk!"
The loud county commander laughed angrily, he raised his thick arm, thought for a while, and put it down dejectedly, and sneered: "Okay, okay, you just stay here, Lao Tzu will follow first, and when this battle is over, the brain will immediately resign!"
After speaking, he hurriedly followed with more than a dozen personal soldiers.
A group of old fritters smiled disdainfully, the county order, sorry, for this simple outsider, they are just respectful on the surface, but in fact, they are obeying the orders of the local wealthy family.
This time out of the city, those wealthy masters have already ordered, go through the process, don't really go hard.
In fact, with the orders of those old men, it is impossible for them to fight hard themselves.
After all, there are often procrastination, incomplete armor and weapons, and insufficient training, and the so-called officials are a group of gangsters wearing tiger skins, and the so-called officers and soldiers are actually a few old men with a group of peasants with weapons playing tricks there.
Suddenly, someone shouted no, and then hurriedly quickened his pace.
This person is a hundred generals in this group of officers and soldiers, and the second young master of a local wealthy family.
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" the second young master shouted.
"Your Excellency, General. A veteran wondered, "Aren't we just going through the motions?"
"Idiot. The second young master was so anxious that he jumped to his feet: "Although this old man is stupid, but he can fight, he can fight hard at the critical moment, he is gone, who will protect our county?"
When everyone thought about it, it was indeed the case.
The last time the bandits attacked the city, if it weren't for this loud county order to take his own soldiers to go up and command Ruoding after boosting morale, their county would really be over, and they really couldn't let this old man resign and quit.
So, he hurriedly followed and shouted: "The county order the lord to go slowly, wait for us!"
......
In the darkness of the cavern, the faint light of the fire brought a little light.
The tall and strong black bear spirit knelt on the ground, trembling all over.
Ahead of him, in the darkness, there was the sound of dull breathing. A pair of red eyes shot out of light, and in the clattering sound, a bone was chewed to pieces.
Trembling with the black bear spirit, there was also a rabbit spirit with a good figure, her ears were straight, her red eyes were full of fear, and her trembling hands picked up a piece of fleshy bone, and cautiously poked into the darkness.
Click!
The two long ears shook violently, and the long silky hair immediately burst open on the top of the head like steel needles.
The rabbit spirit was about to cry, and retracted his hand like lightning, and placed it on his towering chest, trembling like chaff, and the snow-white rabbit on his chest trembled with it.
After a long time, the clicking sound finally stopped, and with the drag of the iron chain, a pale and emaciated young man with an iron ring around his neck was revealed, and his bloodshot eyes stared at the black bear spirit kneeling on the ground, and the corners of his mouth curled: "So, the six masters, the seven masters, the five masters, and the twelve masters are all dead, and you are back, right?"
"The king!" The black bear spirit hurriedly cried and shouted: "It's not that the little one doesn't want to work hard, but someone has to come back to tell the king, the little one can bear the humiliation and burden, and now, although the little one is not dead, but the heart is like a knife, that is like a knife~~"
As soon as he finished the last sentence, the black bear spirit was stunned, and quickly withdrew the orchid finger, and then he couldn't wait to give himself a slap, not good, because of the bad habit of listening to opera, he accidentally sang it!
The pale-faced young man smiled, he smiled very happily, pointed at the black bear spirit and covered his stomach and laughed: "Hahahaha, you idiot, let you usually read more books and watch less plays, but you don't listen, now it's okay, I can't beg for mercy, what do I want you to do, what do I want you to do, hahahaha......"
The black bear spirit also laughed dryly: "Hahahaha......"
The rabbit spirit shrunk in the corner also laughed dryly: "Hahahahaha......"
The young man laughed as he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and with a smile and laughter, his face turned hideous, and with the piercing sound of bones rubbing, one of his heads turned into a dog's head.
"Woo Woo Woo !!"
The laughter suddenly turned into a wild bark, and the black bear spirit looked at the already twisted dog head, and its huge body jumped up directly and flexibly, turned around and ran outside.
The chains were stretched straight, and the half-human, half-dog dog demon barked wildly, and it seemed that the black bear spirit should be able to escape.
But the ground under the dog demon's feet suddenly shattered, and the chain that tied it was broken with a "dang".
The piercing sound of breaking the air suddenly remembered and disappeared, and a black shadow jumped onto the roof of the cave, and then bounced down like a spring.
The half-human, half-dog dog demon appeared directly in front of the black bear spirit in an instant, like a big toad lying on the ground, whimpering in its mouth.
"Die, you mad dog!"
The black bear spirit roared angrily and slashed down with great force, but the dog demon was too fast.
Before his palm could completely fall, he was pounced on by the dog demon, and his neck was bitten by the other party.
Like swinging, the body of the dog demon swung behind the black bear spirit by inertia, the black bear spirit's neck twisted half a circle, and the frightened face clicked to the back.
Rumble!
The huge body fell to the ground.
The dog demon let out a heavy gasp, and ripped off a large piece of the belt flesh, and suddenly the fountain of blood spurted out several feet.
He was bathed in blood, tearing happily, and he was literally alive...... Mad dog!