In the dead of night, the dim kitchen was empty, only the fire in the stove pond was still not extinguished, the dark red fire was mottled and burning, and a heavy jump of light and shadow was reflected on the wall, and suddenly, the fire in the stove seemed to beat a little, and there was a shrinking shadow in the light and shadow on the wall.

The shadow trembled slightly, as if rising and falling, clumped together, and made a strange sound of smacking, so obscene to describe, and so strange that the sound was like a mouse that had become a spirit. Such a scene, such a strange phenomenon, if the more timid people see it, then it will not scare their liver and gallbladder?

"Lord Lu, you can't come openly, if you want to eat, the old monk will always keep one for you. ”

This is, a soft sigh sounded in the kitchen, and the old monk in a simple monk's robe quietly appeared next to the stove, but saw that his sleeves were like the wind, his face was treasured, and his compassion was solemn, but this mercy was made miserable by Lu Shizhu in his mouth, his face was gloomy, and the two shou eyebrows were screwed together.

"Isn't there a saying in this street that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing? Why? Just because the one who steals can give people a share of the beauty of taking advantage of nothing. For me, Lu Xiaofeng, the same is true for food, what I steal is always more delicious. ”

The shadow quibbled in response, and raised his face, but it was a handsome man with two beards like eyebrows, with a mature temperament, but the curvature of the corners of his mouth was a little uninhibited.

It's just that the man's figure is sloppy at this time, half-squatting and half-kneeling, holding a huge sea bowl in his hand, and he doesn't forget to suck the noodles in his mouth when he speaks, which really spoils this temperament, and also makes what he says a little more funny.

If there are people in the rivers and lakes, they will definitely be able to recognize the identity of this lazy man, what is famous is not his martial arts, but his beard - a pair of beards that look the same as eyebrows, one up and down, just like four eyebrows, Lu Xiaofeng, who is known as four eyebrows, is.

In the past, a few romantic characters still look at the present day, and there has never been a shortage of masters in the rivers and lakes who can make trouble!

Ten years ago, the biggest thing was that the Northern Heroes and the West Crazy Forged Divine Soldiers to Slay the Dragon, divided the Tianyuan Rift, isolated the Mengyuan and Southern Dynasties, and Li Tanhua and the Qian Gang leader Shangguan Feihong fought to the top and promoted to the great martial arts sect.

But in the past five years, the most popular one is this man who sneaked into people's kitchens, ate obscenely, and was lazy in words and deeds - Lu Xiaofeng, a character who has always occupied the top spot in the list of coquettish rivers and lakes, and can only be looked up to, but cannot be surpassed!

Of course, Lu Xiaofeng can cause trouble, but he has the ability to cause trouble, not only has a chic and nourishing life, but also blatantly shouts that he wants to drink the strongest wine and enjoy the best fancy food.

He did this, envying countless hairy young heroes!

A romantic character like Lu Xiaofeng is generally not seen when he is so embarrassed, at least, Master Bitter Melon has never seen it, and with their friendship, Master Bitter Melon does not have to shy away from it, and asked bluntly: "What is the difficulty of Master Lu lately?"

"The master has seen the treasurer of Jin Da recently?" Lu Xiaofeng's face was bitter and asked an irrelevant question.

Jin Da shopkeeper, the name Jin Jiuling, is the god of the west of the two capitals and the six doors of the two capitals, the sword of the Son of Heaven, and the general jurisdiction of all the large and small rivers and lakes in the seven provinces and twelve states of the Southern Dynasties, and the power is so great that it can be described as more than 10,000 people.

The so-called big shopkeeper is the joking name of Jin Jiuling by the people of the rivers and lakes, alluding to the great authority of his position.

Master Bitter Melon did not doubt him, and replied: "A few days ago, the junior brother came to look for the old monk, hoping that the old monk could make a banquet, in order to invite the head of the Five Lakes and Nine Gangs, but the matter was so bad that he was sent out by the old monk. ”

What Master Bitter Melon said was ordinary, but Lu Xiaofeng listened to it interestingly, and the resentment in his heart disappeared a little.

But he said that the bitter gourd master's vegetarian seat is not something that anyone can eat, except for the old monks, only the top masters are qualified to enter the table, although the head of the Five Lakes and Nine Gangs is famous, it is still a little short of sitting on the bitter gourd master's table.

Besides, Jin Jiuling is the junior brother of the bitter gourd master, the eldest brother is like a father, the bitter gourd master wants to reprimand Jin Jiuling, and Jin Jiuling has to endure it for life.

Lu Xiaofeng felt happy as long as he thought of Jin Jiuling's embarrassment of being swept out of the house by the bitter gourd master, but after thinking about it, although Jin Jiuling was driven out by the bitter gourd master and lost face, he sold the good of the head of the Five Lakes and Nine Gangs, and won favors.

"What's the matter, Lord Lu's matter is related to the Five Lakes and Nine Gangs?" Although Master Bitter Melon is a wooden person, his brain is not slow, and he is to the point at once.

Lu Xiaofeng touched his beard and said with a wry smile: "No, the treasurer of Jin Da entrusted me with the matter, check the Giant Whale Gang, I have been running around for many days for this matter, he is good, he picked up the bright ones, and called the Giant Whale Gang brothers." ”

After saying a few words, Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to mention it again, his face turned pale, his eyes were moist, he buckled the sea bowl on his chest, made a Xizi heart-hugging shape, and said: "For some reason, Xiaofeng always thinks that the somen noodles made by the master are the best, especially the lo mein, the soup is delicious, the gluten is strong, it is exciting, and it is full of beautiful memories. No, this is Xiaofeng's fate with you in your previous life. ”

"Alright, alright, the old monk will cook for you again. The old monk was made to cry and laugh by Lu Xiaofeng, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "After the donor came in, he only ate this bowl of noodles, and nothing else was touched, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng got the promise of the old monk, withdrew his fake posture, and saw a little laziness in his expression, and said indifferently: "It's still the master's food is good, seeing that it's almost three watches, you also made such a delicious meal for yourself, rest assured, Xiaofeng also left some for you, and only tasted a little of each." ”

The old monk was not as stable as Lu Xiaofeng, and when he heard this, his face suddenly changed, and he paused and said: "Master Lu, you have made a big disaster this time, if that person gets angry, the old monk will not be able to protect you!"

Lu Xiaofeng was shocked in his heart, and wanted to laugh at the bitter gourd master for making a fuss, but seeing that he didn't seem to be a fake, he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked: "Master, your kung fu has long been at the top, except for the martial arts sect that the dragon has seen the beginning and the end, there are not many people in the rivers and lakes who can make you embarrassed, you might as well talk about it, and also let Xiaofeng have a long insight?"

In the rivers and lakes, the promotion of Tongxuan is a first-class master, and the Lingling Inquiry and the half-step grandmaster after Tongxuan are all top-notch, and the martial arts sect is no longer among this ranking.

The old monk was about to speak, his brows suddenly moved, he pronounced the Buddha's name, and said helplessly: "Master Lu, the person you said has arrived." ”

"Arrived, where is it?"

Lu Xiaofeng said in surprise, turned left and right, but in fact, he had already released his spirit, and still did not see the characters in the old monk's mouth, and was about to laugh at the old monk for being strange, when a cold voice sounded in the kitchen: "Bitter gourd, you don't clean the house either, just let the rats jump into your door!"

At the door of the kitchen, there was a pretty figure abruptly, wearing a Qing Zhai white lotus skirt, hair like a waterfall, eyes like stars, the beauty of the body, premature like a flying fairy, and the temperament of the empty valley, like a snow lotus, thrilling and exciting.

Rao is Lu Xiaofeng has seen many beauties, and he was also obsessed with the beauty of this woman, his expression was slightly shocked, and he turned sober, but his face was a little more lazy, and he seemed to smile and said: "Girl, don't be joking, dare to say that there are rats in the place of the bitter gourd master?" Such rumors will not only ruin the reputation that the master has accumulated so hard, but also the people in the rivers and lakes will not follow it!"

The woman still said in a cold voice, "What if you don't follow? If you don't follow, you can suppress it casually." Compared to this, little mouse, you touched my things, can you think of paying the price?"

"What price, how about letting Lu Mou make a personal promise?" Lu Xiaofeng said lazily, the corners of his mouth also hooked a charming smile, although his behavior was provocative, he didn't look at it lightly, it seemed to be true or false, and his charm became more and more attractive.

If so, Lu Xiaofeng is facing a little girl who has just come out of the rivers and lakes, maybe this smile can make people's faces like red frost, and she secretly promises. However, the woman opposite him has a stronger heart than gold, her will is like steel, her complexion does not change, and her sleeves are twitched.

Lu Xiaofeng secretly said that it was not good, and he was busy making a golden bell pendant, but a gust of cold wind rolled up, and his body was cold, and then he broke through the earthen wall of the kitchen and flew into the air, leaving only a miserable cry: "I haven't eaten my noodles yet!"

"Amitabha, Lord Lu, help you with good luck!"

The bitter gourd monk pretended to announce the Buddha's name, and seeing that there was no one, he immediately changed his color, lowered his eyebrows and shrugged, and greeted the woman: "Teacher!"

Unexpectedly, in the eyes of the world, he will make such a slippery gesture with his honest and wooden attitude?

It's true, people can't look good!

The woman didn't seem to be able to see him like this, and suddenly lost her anger, and said, "Okay, okay, it was Lu Xiaoji who stole it, and it wasn't you, do I have to complain about being angry with you?"

"Thank you, teacher!"

The bitter gourd master thanked him, and the woman said: "However, this matter has to be punished, so as not to recover Lu Xiaoji's memory in the future and think that this girl has no temper." Bitter gourd, isn't your junior brother going to make trouble lately? I don't allow you to stop him, nor do you help Lu Xiaoji, but I want to see how the famous four eyebrows in the rivers and lakes are unlucky, hum!"

"Amitabha!" Master Bitter Gourd's face suddenly became sad again, and his eyebrows were almost twisted into a lump.

"This is really true, embarrassed monk!" the old monk secretly complained in his heart.

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Call!

The cold wind shouted, like a ghost howling wildly, the snow fell, the frozen earth was three feet, between the heaven and the earth, a plain white, and there was no trace of people.

Airplanes!

At this moment, in the cold wind and snow of the cliff and desperation, a person in a green shirt suddenly fell down, and was immediately engulfed by the cold wind and snow, and also turned plain white, the same color as the wind and snow.