Chapter 100: Is it better than anyone?
At that moment, Cui Jue only felt that his stomach was turning upside down, and a sip of tea reversed himself...... When you vomit, you're about to squirt out.
But considering that the guests came, and it was the day and night wandering spirit of the heavenly court, in order not to be rude, he held back and held it in his mouth without squirting out.
At the same time, Cui Jue took away the cup, and saw a large man not far away carrying a bronze big-headed dragon with a sad and angry face...... looked at the small body of the bronze dragon carrying a huge and fierce head, and his face was full of grief and indignation. The kind of cute, ugly to the limit of the contrast, but trying to sell cute, made him can't help it anymore, poof!
Kui San is a kun, the overlord in the water, although he is stupid, but he is born with a very high fighting quality, seeing a cup of tea spraying in his face, he waved his hand to guide the water and flew to the side!
Crash!
The bronze dragon stood there with a sad and angry face, his eyes were about to bleed!
Qin Shou guessed that at this moment, the bronze dragon must be very nostalgic for the night when he roasted the dragon on the mountain, at least no matter how embarrassing it was that night, outsiders would see it. And today, he basically lost all the people he should have lost in his life......
"Uh...... Excuse me, who are you?" Cui Jue was the first to come back to his senses, quickly put down the teacup, and asked with a smile.
Kui Sanyi turned his head to look at the rabbit, Qin Shou held his hand behind his back and paced, but he was too lazy to pretend after taking two steps in the figure eight, and ran up with a brisk step, sat opposite Cui Jue, and said with a smile: "The rabbit you let the two cowards of black and white impermanence catch it below." ”
Cui Jue was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Oh, the crime is extremely evil, go to the eighteenth layer of hell." Come on, take this rabbit away, and get ready to meet the wandering gods day and night. ”
Hearing this, Black and White Impermanence was immediately happy, but the two guys couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Others don't know, they are too clear about the rules of the house, all the ghosts caught by the Yin Law Division themselves are punished by Cui Jue, and then handed over to the eighteenth layer of hell to be punished.
And Cui Jue's judgment is generally fair, unless it is ......
"Are you judges so arbitrary?" asked Li Zhenying.
Hei Wuchang said: "No, it is generally fair, but it is definitely not iron-faced and selfless. ”
Li Zhenying was surprised: "Can this still be favoritism?"
Bai Wuchang said: "Do you know that Cui Jue was originally an official of the Tang Dynasty, and he still remembered the good of the Tang Dynasty after his death." At that time, there was a monarch in the Tang Dynasty who was dead, but his old friends sent a letter to ask him for help, and he directly ran outside the capital to intercept the Tang king, and changed the book of life and death with a wave of his hand, so that he had another twenty years of life and was sent back to the yang world directly. ”
"None of the Ten Halls of Yama care about this?" Lady Diyong also wondered.
Bai Wuchang shook his head and said, "Tube, most of the time, but countless people die every day." Even if you have a lot of energy, you can't do it all. Besides, who doesn't have three or two relatives?"
As soon as these words came out, Mrs. Diyong and Li Zhenying were speechless for a while, but they didn't expect that the underworld was such a dungeon.
Seeing the disdainful attitude of the two of them, Bai Wuchang added: "Do you know, why the roads of the Heavenly Court have collapsed, and the gods die every day, but no one comes to make trouble in the underworld?"
The two shook their heads.
Bai Wuchang raised his head proudly and said: "The world thinks that the underworld relies on the power of the heavenly court to power the Quartet, in fact, there is really a trivial matter, it is impossible for the underworld to find the heavenly court for everything, otherwise it doesn't seem too incompetent? If anyone beats us, we wave our hands, and those friends can drown two Da Luo Jin Immortals with saliva!"
Hearing this, Li Zhenying and Mrs. Diyong were really startled.
Hei Wuchang said: "The underworld is different from other places, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, there are benefits, no one cares." There are disadvantages, and no one cares if something happens. Therefore, the rules of this underworld cannot be dead, otherwise it will offend everyone, and this underworld will not be able to open? What's more, the Great Dao is consummated to ten, and it will not also go to one by one? The laws of the world are perfect, don't they still talk about personal feelings? The people of the world all think that it is a hero, and the great crime of heaven can not be forgiven? If the capital crime of the nine clans is violated, the emperor's words are not amnesty for the world? There are rules for everything, but the rules must not be immutable. The world is changing, and it is to respond to all changes with the same, and improvisation is the king. ”
Listening to these two black and white faces saying these words, although Li Zhenying and Mrs. Diyong always felt that they would not throw it in, they were speechless for a while, and nodded subconsciously.
At this time, Li Zhenying subconsciously pulled Lakuisan and asked, "Third brother, what do you think?"
Kui San scratched his head, and said angrily: "My father said that living is the king's way, and you don't pay attention to methods." ”
Li Zhenying was dumbfounded......
They were chatting, but Cui Jue couldn't wait, and urged: "Old seven, old eight, what are you two doing in a daze?
Black and white impermanence hurriedly stepped forward and said with a wry smile: "My lord, this is what you said about the day and night wandering god. ”
Cui Jue subconsciously said: "Any reason is ...... Uh, hey, this is the day and night wandering god, huh?"
Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and snorted, "If you don't dare to be, I'll be a mountain of hares." ”
As he spoke, Qin Shou took out the Day and Night Wandering Spirit Card and slapped it on the table, with a click, and the table carved out of wood, I don't know what kind of wood it was, and it was directly slapped in two!
Cui Jue obviously jumped at the corners of his eyes, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and felt distressed.
However, Cui Jue still took the token for the first time, and after checking that it was correct, he smiled dryly: "Fellow Daoist, I was joking with you just now." As soon as you entered the door, I could see who you were from your heroic appearance. ”
Qin Shou rolled his eyes, he didn't eat the sycophant at all, and directly stretched out his hand and spread it out in front of Cui Jue.
Cui Jue hurriedly put the Day and Night Wandering God Token in Qin Shou's hand, Qin Shou put it away, and then stretched out his hand again and spread it out in front of Cui Jue.
Cui Jue was stunned for a moment and said, "Master Rabbit, the token is given to you?"
Qin Shou squinted his eyes, smiled and didn't speak, then his index finger and thumb were slightly bent and rubbed......
At that moment, Cui Jue, Black and White Impermanence, and Niu Tou and Ma Mian were collectively petrified in place, and Mrs. Diyong covered her mouth, with a look of disbelief, and muttered: "The people of Heaven and Earth are really a family......!
Cui Jue was stunned for a long time and said, "Fellow Daoist, are you itching your hands?"
Qin Shou sighed and said, "Itchy...... This prefecture arbitrarily adjudicates the case, and if I don't report it, my hands will indeed itch. But don't worry, I'm sick with an old problem, and I can't cure it without money. ”