Chapter 85: The Man with Taste
The main work of the bathroom is divided into three aspects, the first is of course to prepare water, there are two large pools behind the bathroom, one is a hot pool, the other is a cold pool, there are special long-term handymen responsible for boiling water and watching the fire, so the main task of the students is to carry water; the second is cleaning, after all, the bathroom is a place to bathe, and the daily cleaning tasks are very heavy; the third is maintenance, the whole bathroom is built on a whole slippery stone, which is the characteristic of the jade world, the people of the jade world like to bathe on this slippery stone, and it is this slippery stone to be maintained.
Slippery stone is very common in the jade world, because the aura is too abundant, after the relatively smooth stone absorbs a certain amount of aura, the surface will become extremely smooth, so the density will be very high, the slippery stone is smooth and soft to the touch, but in fact it is heavy and hard, many people will bury a piece under the house as a floor heating compartment, in that way, it will be very warm in the house in winter, and the ground will not be hot to the bottom of the foot board.
When the slippery stone is heated and sprinkled with fine sand, the ground becomes warm and soft, and it is not slippery, and it is really comfortable to bathe on this slippery stone. It's a pity that in order to exercise and torture the needs of students, the bathroom of the training camp uses a whole slippery stone that is exposed, which increases the difficulty of bathing in an all-round way.
For cleaning, it is undoubtedly more difficult, but Zhang Xiaoheng doesn't care, he is here for this.
Try to transport the internal force to the soles of your feet, take a few steps gently, and feel nothing. Zhang Xiaoheng simply ran with the method of stepping into the sky, wiping a broom in one hand and wiping a cloth in the other, and used the techniques of Tai Chi and Dragon Exploration Beads to exercise, and quickly cleaned up a large area.
I was about to stop to deal with the garbage that had gathered, but finally I didn't stand firm, and I fell into the sky.
There was no audience, Zhang Xiaoheng laughed by himself, sure enough, it is not so easy to move freely here, today, most people are fooled by themselves to other places, and the cleaning of the men's bathroom is only himself, fortunately, no one can see this embarrassing scene.
Got up, put the garbage into the trash can, Zhang Xiaoheng continued to clean the next area, the long-lost step firmament, the cordial step firmament, my step firmament, I am no longer the original me, but the step firmament is still the original step firmament, this set of family heirloom light skills is now used, jerky nothing, as if born as a part of himself, never left.
The footwork was so smooth that by the time I came to my senses, the entire bathroom had been cleaned four times by myself, and it was as clean as a dog had licked it...... Everything is as if it were yesterday.
Zhang Xiaoheng didn't even notice that his internal breath had already run several times according to the exclusive route of the firmament, but he didn't feel anything wrong at all, as if he was originally practicing the firmament.
It was very difficult to move on this kind of slippery stone at first, but once you got used to it, the feeling of speeding on the slippery stone was really addictive, just like skating into a state, Zhang Xiaoheng didn't remember how many times he had cleaned it, and in the end, the whole bathroom could not have been cleaner, and the bathroom door was suddenly opened.
That person seemed to be frightened by the scene in front of him, and Zhang Xiaoheng was also startled, because he was in the air at this time, and when he looked down, wasn't it the middle-aged lady who was too lazy to speak at the door?
The middle-aged lady nodded and said coldly: "It seems that you haven't finished, you have already entered the list of penalties, I will give you another five minutes, if you still don't finish, double the punishment, and when you are done, go to the backyard to find me, remember, double it after five minutes." ”
After speaking, the middle-aged lady closed the door indifferently and left, leaving Zhang Xiaoheng lying under the bucket and stammering, wanting to cry without tears: "This ...... It was an accident!!"
Three minutes later, Zhang Xiaoheng hurried to the backyard and found that many people had come here, whether they were mixing in the bathroom or cleaning the toilet, and there were acquaintances here, and the five fruit girls on the third fork in the road were impressively listed.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoheng, Songzi waved his hand excitedly: "Brother arrogant, here!"
Immediately, Songzi remembered something, like falling into an ice cave, looked down, the rickety middle-aged lady really raised her head and stared at herself coldly, Songzi was depressed for a while, it's over, and he will be punished accidentally.
The middle-aged lady glared at Songzi, lowered her head and took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "Who made you speak?
After speaking, the middle-aged lady glanced back at Zhang Xiaoheng: "You, you didn't finish on time, but if you arrive within five minutes, you won't be punished twice and stand in the second row." ”
When he heard this, Songzi and the other five fruit girls also looked at him sympathetically, but the middle-aged lady pointed at Songzi: "Little girl, you, violate the rules of the queue and stand behind by yourself." ”
"Ahh
The middle-aged lady took another sip of tea unhurriedly, and then stood up, the action was really like an old lady: "The first row can rest, go by yourself." ”
More than a dozen children in the first row cheered, and they disbanded, not only disbanded, but also quickly put aside, Zhang Xiaoheng saw that something was wrong, and his nose moved, only to find out, why is the smell of the toilet so heavy?
Ignoring any regulations, he turned his head to look, but saw Wei Mingcai standing beside him, looking at him with his eyes blank, and a terrible stench came to his face! I didn't feel it when I didn't pay attention just now, but now when I turned around, I felt that a "fragrant wind" rushed and almost swept me away.
That's right, he seems to ...... There is something wrong all over the body, except for the eyes that are left, and it seems that even the face is there!
Wei Mingcai looked at Zhang Xiaoheng with blank eyes, couldn't say a word, and flattened his mouth aggrievedly...... At this time, Zhang Xiaoheng really wanted to write a poem, why do we have tears in our eyes? Is it because you stink deeply......
Zhang Xiaohengyuan opened his eyes, turned his head stiffly, stood upright, and kept chanting silently: "I don't know you, I don't know you......"
The middle-aged lady glanced at Wei Mingcai, and there was no fluctuation in her eyes: "My name is eighteen, my rank is green, you can call me anything, I don't like to talk, so I only say it once." ”
"Punishment is the truth, carrying water, standing does not count. Speaking of this, he looked at Wei Mingcai, who was covered with "exclusive props" in the toilet: "Don't go down to the river to clean, wash in the bathroom after the water is full, don't go to the big pool, there is a side hall in the backyard, go there to wash after picking up water, now, let's go." ”
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"Okay, I know, brother, I know your grievances, just like the wild goose flying by, even if the goose leaves the sound, it's a pity to leave home, homesickness is like smoke. Another example is that the smoke rises, even if the sky is cloudless, the clouds are not visible, and the smoke is swirling......" Zhang Xiaoheng really couldn't help it, and snorted: "But I really can't help it, brother, you have to believe me, it's not you who I'm laughing at, but this helpless world, spring goes to autumn, vicissitudes of life, where doesn't it make people's hearts shake?"
"Believe me, it's never you who I'm laughing at, it's the reality of this tragedy, the reality is so heavy, it's so ...... "Because it was an upside-down posture, Zhang Xiaoheng finally couldn't hold back, laughing so much that he fell to the ground, and laughed so much that he leaned forward and backwards.
Wei Mingcai pursed his lips aggrievedly: "Laugh, laugh, laugh as much as you want, laugh at the world as much as you want...... Anyway, I know that you are a pure liar, and I already knew that I didn't listen to you, what kind of toilet to sweep? ”
"Well, you can't say that. Zhang Xiaoheng said, glanced at him again, and couldn't help laughing again: "Poof...... I'm sorry, guy, cleaning the toilet can speed up the cultivation of the Xuanlong Fury, I did say this, but I also said it, it's just speculation, speculation!"
"And I'm talking about cleaning toilets...... Puff puff...... It's not a manure pit. ”
"That'...... That's because ......" Wei Mingcai couldn't help but think of the scene at that time, the place where the manure pit was naturally avoided by everyone, and the toilet in the training camp was even installed with anti-fall handrails, who called himself far away at that time?
At that time, he had just picked up a mop, who knew that he stepped on the wrong foot, and he actually stepped on his right foot with his left foot, because the deputy next to the dung pit was also a certain distance away from him, Wei Mingcai didn't want to fall on the toilet floor, so he had to jump up in order to grab the handrail next to the dung pit to prevent him from falling...... The biggest mistake was that I didn't grasp the handrail at all.
Therefore, looking at others, I suddenly squatted down, jumped hard, and then came to a "door panel falling into the water", and jumped into the dung pit like this.
Can you imagine how desperate poor Wei Mingcai was when he came out of the pit, facing the bewildered and absolute expressions of his friends?
"Okay, it's okay, it's actually quite interesting to carry water upside down like this, let's hurry up, can't we wash it after picking up water?" Zhang Xiaoheng felt that his comfort was very unconvincing.
"Okay! I'm going to work hard, hurry up and wash it!" No matter how convincing the consolation is, after all, it is also comfort, in order to wash the body quickly, Wei Mingcai exerted his potential of 5,689 percent 5,689 percent......
It's just that the punishment of this bathroom, does it mean anything?