Chapter 53: People are handsome and shine everywhere
The roaring dog is aggrieved, and he doesn't know what to say.
At this time, the rabbit said lightly: "Leo boss, didn't you say before that as long as you make you laugh, you will give me that little peak?" You see, you just laughed. ”
The green lion, who was originally smiling, instantly stiffened his expression......
When the roaring dog heard this, he was immediately happy: "Haha...... Yes, yes, this thing is smiling! Rabbit, nice job!"
Qin Shou looked cute and innocent: "I'm just telling the truth, I really don't have any other ideas." ”
Hearing this at this time, the fool replied to the idea that the rabbit was not taken, and it was clearly digging a pit!
The green lion said with a cloudy expression: "Rabbit, I said before, if you move my mountain, you can take it, you can't take it, hum ......."
Qin Shou said: "Is it okay to take it?
"As long as you have the ability, this king doesn't care how you take it!" said the green lion.
Qin Shou said: "Thank you to the green lion boss, and ask the roaring dog boss to testify." ”
The roaring dog originally thought that it was itself that suffered, and it was itself that was pitted, and the boss in his heart was unbalanced. Now that I see it, what he sent out was just the clouds and fog of the rotten street, and what the green lion lost was a real magic weapon!
Suddenly, the heart of the roaring dog was balanced and refreshed...... So he patted his chest and said, "I'll testify to you! If he doesn't admit it, I'll help you shout all over the court and make him completely famous! Okay, everything you want is given to you, hurry up." ”
Qin Shou said: "I know that the two bigwigs are good people, I originally wanted to learn two ordinary immortal methods from the two bigwigs, the two of them are so good, I don't want anything, be a witness with peace of mind." However, I'm a little afraid that the two big guys will get angry and go out and beat me to death...... I'm worried......"
"Don't go too far!" said Leo with a dark face.
Qin Shou said with a cute and scared face: "It's over, when I'm afraid, I may talk nonsense, like this." ”
"Two immortal officials, the situation just now is like this......" Qin Shou immediately turned around and said to the two immortal officials.
Qin Shou suddenly spoke, and said something like that before, the hearts of the green lion and the roaring dog trembled, and the heart said that this dead rabbit wouldn't really mess around, right?
As the saying goes, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, they are really afraid of rabbits talking nonsense......
So the roaring dog hurriedly transmitted the message to the green lion: "Don't swear yet?"
The green lion was very unwilling, facing Qin Shou, and swore in the sea of knowledge: "Today's matter, this king will never embarrass this rabbit, if you violate this oath, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed." ”
The howling dog was amused and said to the rabbit, "Okay?"
The rabbit looked at him with squinted eyes and did not speak......
The Howling Dog was stunned for a moment, not understanding what it meant.
The green lion snorted, "What are you doing stunned? It's time for you to swear!"
"I ...... Cao ...... "I didn't expect that I would have to swear, and after scolding, I also swore along."
After making the oath, Qin Shou smiled and hurriedly said to the two immortal officials: "Two adults, here's the thing. When I came, the Leos thought I was a good man, so they asked me to sing a song. My singing voice was so good, singing and singing, everyone was excited, and they danced. As a result, the more I jumped, the happier I became...... The scale of action is inevitably a bit large.
By the way, two adults, have you ever had a cat or a dog?"
The two immortal officials subconsciously shook their heads, they are all working boys in Heaven, working 24 hours a day, where do they have time to raise cats and dogs.
Qin Shou said: "Then it's no wonder that the two immortal officials don't understand, people who have raised cats and dogs must know that cats and dogs are enemies, as long as the two animals get together, they must be fighting, tumbling, you touch me, I touch you, you kiss me, I kiss you, you ride me, I ride you, all kinds of strange postures...... Uh, why are your faces so ugly? Am I being too detailed?"
The two immortal officials coughed dryly and did not speak.
The green lion's face is really green, and the face of the roaring dog is black, a level darker than just now!
"Bunny, get to the point. Xianguan Jia couldn't help but smile and reminded helplessly.
Qin Shou said: "Yes, let's talk about the point." The point is that cats and dogs are together, and fighting is playing, which is their unique way of communicating. Look at it again, the Leo Boss is a lion, but when he returns to the class, isn't it a big cat......? Uh, you don't need to tell me, do you?"
The two immortal officials nodded subconsciously......
Roaring Dog Transmission Leo: "How do you think rabbits are delicious?"
Leo: "Skinned, boned, cramped, chopped and fed to the dogs." ”
"You're paralyzed!" When he heard this, he immediately became angry! Although he was a dog, he was a howling dog, a fairy! But now, when he heard the word dog, why couldn't he suppress the fire?
The green lion gave him a blank look and said, "You are a dog, and you still don't admit it?"
The roaring dog said with a tooth in his mouth: "Dead cat!"
"Dead dog!"
"Dead cat!"
......
Qin Shou didn't know that the two big cats and dogs above were fighting again, and he was spitting about the current situation: "So, the two big guys were really not fighting just now, they were just celebrating." ”
"What are you celebrating?" Immortal Guan Yi couldn't help but ask.
Qin Shou said seriously: "That's a long story, come, let's sit down and talk." ”
After speaking, Qin Shou didn't care whether others sat down or not, anyway, he sat down first, occupied the small table and chairs that he had protected, and then drank a little wine, and in the red eyes of a group of big monsters, he spit out a mouthful of wine meaningfully, and said, "Hey...... Sometimes, people are handsome, and they shine everywhere. ”
Everyone narrowed their eyes and resisted the desire to beat the rabbit.
Qin Shou continued: "When I came, because I was so handsome, the two bigwigs thought I was a manufacturable material, so let me show myself." But what will I do? Then I sang a song, and who knew that as soon as I opened my voice, the whole audience was stunned! The beautiful singing voice ignited everyone's passion, and they couldn't help but dance along...... Everyone's having fun. The two bigwigs also played, so they hugged and jumped and played. Naturally, the others just let go of the fun...... So, what the two of you just saw was just playing, and it wasn't really a fight. ”
The two immortal officials looked at Qin Shou with one kind of stupid eyes to believe you.
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "If you don't believe it, you ask them." ”
Qin Shou looked up at those fierce monsters.
What can the monsters say? Subconsciously looked at the Howling Dog and the Green Leon.
What can the green lion and the howling dog say? pinching his nose, cheeky, he snorted very reluctantly and nodded.
So all the youkai nodded their heads......
Although the two immortal officials couldn't accept Qin Shou's nonsense, they were originally looking for a donkey to get off the slope, so naturally they wouldn't delve into it, as long as it was a reason.
However, Xianguan Yi still asked curiously: "What song are you singing, it is so powerful, sing it to us too?"