Chapter 165: Wise Lu Bu
The sentence "Your mother's surname" completely exploded Chen Sheng.
This is the most disgusting thing about being a traverser, although Ji Kao's strength is not enough at the moment, but he can make people's eggs hurt.
With the Qiankun Qingguang Ring and the Ninety-Five Supreme Imperial Robe, unless he meets a master like Lu Bu, he will not be discovered at all. Coupled with the fact that the words in his mouth are really fucked, Chen Sheng is not convinced.
So, Chen Sheng was very melancholy at the moment.
I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find the other party's figure, this bastard Lei Feng's cultivation was unfathomable. And, what about the guards that Lao Tzu recruited? Get out, people?
Wang Guoxing and other melon-eating guards said...... Before the time comes, we just don't come out, just so calm.
"Chen Sheng, what do you say, what is your mother's surname?" At this time, Ji Kao asked again.
Chen Sheng hung his head and said weakly: "I was conceived in a stone, and I don't have a mother." ”
"Oh ......", Ji Koala lengthened his tone and suddenly realized, "So, you are a demon!"
Chen Sheng wanted to vomit blood, and smiled bitterly: "You can also say that!"
Ji Kao smiled: "Look, you understand! So, to be a demon is to be like a human, to have a benevolent heart, and with a benevolent heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale." ”
Shemale your uncle......
"Speaking of which, Chen Sheng, I'm going to tell you. People and demons are both born of mothers, the difference is that people are humans, and demons are demons! Ahh
Chen Sheng's heart is dead!
Nima, looking, can't find each other. Fighting, even Lu Bu's side was controlled, how can he fight with his small body?
Well, the only way to push the boat down the river is to pretend to deal with him first, and then wait for the opportunity to take it.
Thinking of this, Chen Sheng smiled, his confidence returned to his face, and he said with a forced smile: "Okay, the night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping." Since Brother Lei Feng is interested, then you can say it, Chen Sheng, I will listen to you. ”
Courage, courage, ideas, and fearlessness.
Ji Kao gave Chen Sheng a thumbs up, and then said with a smile: "Before telling the story again, Chen Sheng, I have a question I want to ask you." ”
"But it's okay!" Chen Sheng smiled angrily, thinking: Hmph, sample, I Chen Sheng don't believe that I can't play with you,
Ji Kao: "Your mother's surname?"
I'm going to fuck your uncle......
Chen Sheng collapsed! His body trembled directly, and he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
What is the strongest routine?
That is, there is no routine!
This guy, this Lei Feng, is simply not a person.
So, Chen Sheng is going to make a big move, he wants to take the initiative to attack from passive defense.
resisted the urge to squirt blood, hugged his fists and smiled: "Brother Lei Feng came late at night, I'm afraid he wants to form an alliance with me Chen Sheng and Lu Bu, right?"
"Huh!"
Ji Kao didn't know how to answer Chen Sheng's question, so he offered the ultimate online chat killer feature, "hehe" you first.
What the heck?
Hehe, your uncle!
Chen Sheng was stabbed in the heart...... Isn't it true that you should be very excited when you hear the word 'alliance', and you should not be ecstatic to open your mouth and discuss it with me?
I feel uncomfortable and want to cry, you ...... Why don't you play by the routine?
Thinking of this, Chen Sheng cried with a sad face, since the other party did not enter the pit, then he took the initiative to push the other party to forget it, so he smiled and said: "Actually, Brother Lu Bu and I have long intended to choose Mingjun to serve." ”
"Oh!"
Ji Kao used the QQ rankings, the battle that made people vomit the most blood, first "oh" you and then watch.
Damn, Chen Sheng was "oh" out of internal injuries, with all his strength, all his plans were held in his chest, and he really wanted to vomit blood.
So, Chen Sheng went out, and the old face didn't plan to ask for it, so he yelled directly: "Can I take refuge in you?"
Okay?
Ji Kao smiled, and his smile was very gloomy.
Nima, do you want to say that you are so aggrieved? It feels like I'm forcing you.
Do I have? No!
I'm a righteous gentleman, I really want to talk to you about life, you're going to take refuge in this fierceness, I'm very embarrassed.
But forget it, for the sake of your Chen Sheng being so sincere, I reluctantly agreed.
So, Ji Kao smiled and said, "Oh, Brother Chen Sheng, I'm ...... Alas, I deserve it. ”
Chen Sheng was about to cry...... Did I do it voluntarily? I was forced. Also, can you make a face?
He was not happy in his heart, but he couldn't say that, so he immediately turned straight and said, "The people of my generation should take it as their responsibility to save the people in the world." Brother Lei Feng, you are righteous and awe-inspiring, and you are really a model for my generation. ”
While talking, Chen Sheng wanted to vomit. It's really unlucky today, not only to be toyed with by the pit, but also to kneel on your own. Moreover, even if you kneel, you must also kneel willingly, what kind of person is this?
Ji Kao politely: "Oh, it's deserved, it's deserved, it's awarded, it's awarded!"
"Hehe, where, where. Brother Lei Feng, now that the misunderstanding has been clarified, why don't you come out and sit down?" Chen Sheng wanted to say this sentence for a long time, and while speaking, he gritted his teeth in his heart: Dog, come out, come out, Lao Tzu will kill you.
Who is Ji Kao?
Expert!
How can you be fooled? smiled at the moment: "Don't worry, it's still early, let's talk for a while." ”
Talk about you, you big-headed ghost.
Lao Tzu's pants are all ripped off, and your ass is pouted, you are still not fooled.
Okay, I'm spelling. I can't find you, Lu Bu can always do it, right?
smiled at the moment: "Brother Lei Feng, go, come with me Chen Sheng, let's go talk to Lu Bu." ”
......
The other side!
"Slut, come out, don't come out if you have a kind. I Lu Bu have never seen any strong winds and waves, how can I be bewitched by you? Okay, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here today, I don't believe it, you can shout all night. Aren't you just trying to recruit me and Chen Sheng? I, Lu Bu, just need to brake quietly, and I'm not afraid that you won't show up. Hmph, the moment you appear, Lao Tzu will teach you to be a man. ”
Lu Bu, who was rarely smart for a while, retracted his mind and sat upright in the room, quite like a wise man's intelligence, as if he was sitting upright in the city, waiting for the enemy to send his head.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for a male voice to suddenly sound outside the door.
"Lu Bu, don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're inside, come out. ”
I'm Nima!
Lu Bu stood up with a "rub", and his teeth clenched with a "gurgling" sound.
Okay, very good, and what the hell is that.
Okay, okay very.
I can't help it, right?
Bastard, the dog said, the one who suffered a thousand knives, Lao Tzu has been waiting for you for a long time.
At this moment, Lu Bu was so excited and happy in his heart, he immediately mobilized all his strength, gathered in his hands, raised his head, and stared at the wooden door in front of him, his eyes full of murder.
At this moment, he was delighted!
As soon as he thought about it, the strongest combat power immediately burst out, like an angry wave crashing on the shore, and hit the wooden door with terrifying attack power.
At the same time, Chen Sheng, who was outside the door, had smugness in his eyes, thinking: With Lu Bu, am I still afraid of you?
With joy in his heart, after thinking about it, Chen Sheng spoke again, and his tone was amazing: "Lu Bu, I know you are inside, come out." ”