Qin Shou got up from the ground, looked up at Lu Ban, and was not angry, and said, "Master, then do you miss me?"

Lu Ban snorted: "If you bring me a bottle of wine like this every once in a while, I will miss you every fucking day!"

Qin Shou said: "What about two days late?"

Lu Ban said: "Keep thinking." ”

Qin Shou: "How many days later?"

Lu Ban didn't speak, patted the German building and said: "It's okay, the teacher has always been convinced by virtue." ”

Qin Shou: "......"

Lu Yiyi: "Master, you said that different wines have different ways to drink, and different containers should be used, can you demonstrate them?"

Lu Ban nodded, glanced at the rabbit and said, "Do you have any other wine?" ”

Qin Shou took out a jar of Sea Clan's wine and said, "Master, how are you going to drink this Sea Clan's wine?"

Lu Ban picked up the wine jar, jumped on the German building with one jar in one hand, and said: "Different wines, of course, have different ways to drink!

Qin Shou, Lu Yi, and Lu Er were curious and looked up at it.

I saw Lu Ban patting the mud seal of sea wine with one hand, and then said: "There are two kinds of wine in the world!"

Qin Shou frowned and said, "Just two?"

Lu Ban nodded and said, "Yes, there are only two kinds, one is delicious, and the other is not delicious! This is not a good wine, you don't need to drink it at all, just throw it away." This delicious wine is naturally exquisite, such as this altar, the way to drink is ...... Stuffy with a jar!"

Then Lu Ban raised his head and dried up a jar of sea wine with a bang!

Then he threw up another jar of wine and continued to drink......

Qin Shou understood, this Lu Ban had been talking for a long time, it was purely a fool of wine......

Lu Ban drank the wine in his hand, burped and said, "Oops...... This wine is good, but unfortunately it is not the drunken thousand years of the Dionysian god. If you can drink a jar like that, it would be beautiful......"

Qin Shou said curiously, "Is it difficult to get that wine?"

Lu Ban smiled: "It's hard to get? That's not at all! I've been in the sky for so many years, and I've dealt with the god of wine a lot, but I've only tasted three drops! Even if it's the god of wine himself, it is estimated that there is not much stock. Peach is rare, ginseng fruit is also rare, and other immortal products alongside them are equally ......rare! It's hard to compare to a fool cultivating immortals!"

Qin Shou grinned, this metaphor was the first time he had heard it.

However, if you think about it carefully, if a stupid person with very bad qualifications wants to cultivate immortals and become immortals, it seems that it is really more difficult than ascending to the sky.

Lu Ban drank two jars of wine, and the strength of the wine also came up, and he pulled the rabbit up to the German building, patted the rabbit's head and said: "You dead rabbit cub, you really left and left, don't you know how to turn back?"

Qin Shou was a little embarrassed, after all, he really didn't come back to see it often, scratched his head and said, "Master, aren't I busy." ”

Syllable!

Lu Ban slapped him over: "Busy? Can you fucking be as busy as me? Rabbit cub, I heard that you went to the East China Sea a while ago, what's the matter? That old dragon king didn't bully you, right? If he bullies you, you can take this German building master, don't fight, you have to convince people with virtue, you know?"

When Qin Shou heard this, his nose was sour, and the gods couldn't go down to earth, even if it was a time-honored god like Lu Ban, it wouldn't work either.

The most important thing is that there is a very important rule in the heavenly rules, that is, if there is something between the gods, they can only go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to solve it, and they cannot duel in private.

Lu Ban asked Qin Shou to take the German building down, which was actually already playing a side game, and it was still a bit risky, and all this was just worried that he would be bullied......

Thinking of the fact that he was locked by the thunder chain at the beginning, this master didn't care about it, and rushed up directly to split the thunder clouds, the warmth of the calf protector made Qin Shou's nose more and more sour.

Qin Shou said with a bit of crying: "Master, don't worry...... Your apprentice is outside, only for the sake of bullying people, no one dares to bully me!"

Lu Banhaha laughed and said: "Well done! But let me tell you, although we are a group of rough people, but rough people don't do rough things, and we still have to convince people with reason in everything." ”

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment and said, "Master, what kind of reason is this reason you are talking about? I'm a little confused now. ”

Lu Ban touched Dezilou, and said with a smile: "The truth in the world is bullshit, and all the truth is in this force! Powerful, reasonable! No force, just reasonable, that is to find a beating." ”

Hearing this, Qin Shou nodded slightly and said, "Understood." ”

Syllable!

Lu Ban slapped him again and said, "Understood, why don't you take wine to honor your master and me?"

Qin Shou was speechless for a while and said, "Master, you are unreasonable......"

Lu Ban said: "I am stronger than you, I am the truth!

Qin Shou decisively confessed, and took out four jars of wine brought from the kitchen god.

This time, Lu Ban did not drink all of them, but called Lu Yi and Lu Er, and the four masters and apprentices sat on the German building, drinking wine, and admiring the slowly rising moon in the sky! It was already midnight when they chatted......

This night, Qin Shou didn't go home again, the four of them lay on the German building, arranged in a big shape one by one, and bragged until it was almost dawn, and then the four guys snored together one by one until dawn.

It's just that at dawn, there was an extra woman on the side, and the woman gently wiped the rabbit's face.

Qin Shou slowly opened his eyes, only to see that Chang'e didn't know when she came here, she really pursed her mouth and seemed to be a little angry, and said a little helplessly: "Don't go home again." ”

Qin Shou gritted his teeth and smiled: "This ...... Drank too much and overslept. ”

Chang'e pinched Qin Shou's cheek and said, "Are you better?"

Qin Shou nodded vigorously and said, "It must be better, why did you find it?"

Chang'e sat next to Qin Shou and said, "I went to the kitchen god to find you, and the kitchen god said that you didn't go home, you should have come here." ”

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment and said, "He knows?"

Chang'e smiled: "When I left, the kitchen god said, you kid is too picky, and you only bring ten jars of wine when you visit the teacher, which is not enough for Master Lu to drink." ”

Before Qin Shou could speak, he heard Lu Ban's roar coming from the side: "Ten altars, rabbit, you are still hiding your secrets, what about the other five altars, quickly take them out for me!"

Qin Shou was speechless for a while, and said with a wry smile: "Master, I still have a master to visit, you have to leave some for me, right?"

Lu Ban was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said, "But the Wenqu star of the Wenqu Palace in Shushan?"

Qin Shou said: "Ah." ”

Lu Ban thought for a while and said, "That's it, I don't have anything for you to take as a gift, I'll endure this wine first." When are you going? Tell me. ”

Qin Shou said: "Master, I'm going to go in a while." ”

Lu Ban said: "It's better to go now!"

Qin Shou looked at Lu Ban carefully and said, "Master, you won't be angry with me, right?"

Lu Ban rolled his eyes and said: "I'm angry with your uncle! If you want to go, let's set off quickly! When we get there, we can still pick up the strength of last night's wine, and while the wine worm is not awake, we will continue to have fun." ”