Chapter 348: The Beautiful Daughter Country, We Are Coming
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Long Yunfeng was dressed in white, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, black hair tied with a blue ribbon at will, a treasure jade on his waist, and a paper fan swaying gently, showing a romantic charm, which made people admire that he was really a beautiful son in the turbid world, a beautiful young man.
"Master, boss, what's the matter?" Zhu Bajie said in surprise, he had never seen Long Yunfeng care so seriously about his appearance!
Even when Long Yunfeng was lazy, he would lie directly on the ground, not caring about the image at all.
In Long Yunfeng's words, Ben Shao is already so handsome, and then dress up well, how can you find a wife like you?
"Wujing, do you know?" Tang Seng turned his head and looked at Sha Wujing suspiciously, the boss never seemed to be a person who cared about his image?
"Why else? "Sha Wujing doesn't have a good airway. Hey, why do I have to maintain an honest image? Can't be coquettish? This is a daughter country full of beautiful women!
"What, have you arrived in the Xiliang Women's Country?" Tang Seng's eyes lit up, his originally lazy expression instantly became serious, he was refreshed, he sorted out his appearance, put on his hat, and the corners of his slightly upturned mouth were full of elegance and peace, and he immediately became the first handsome guy in the monk world.
The daughter country, the daughter country with beautiful women, the daughter country with the daughter country of the king.
Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide, what's the matter? All of them are like being beaten with chicken blood, isn't it just to the Xiliang Women's Country? What else can a mortal country do?
Wait, Xiliang Women's Country, Women's Country! Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly lit up.
Tick tick tick.
Guanyin Moth frowned slightly, turned his head in surprise, and found that Zhu Bajie's mouth was so wide that he had already begun to drool!
Sensing Guanyin's gaze, Zhu Bajie reacted with hindsight, touched the saliva on his mouth with his sleeve, and said excitedly: "Master, are there many women in the Xiliang Women's Country?"
"That's a lot, and they're all as beautiful as fairies, and more importantly, as long as you're a man, they're willing to be with you. Tang Seng secretly transmitted his voice, revealing that he knew how to look like a man.
Bang bang bang.
This is no longer a drop of saliva, but a handful of saliva.
Zhu Bajie can't control the heat that is about to explode in his heart, beauty, that's beauty, the whole country is a beauty!
"Don't wait, let's go, boss, you can't rob me. You are all family men. Zhu Bajie said anxiously.
The monkey is anxious, but at this moment, Zhu Bajie proved with his own behavior that not only monkeys are anxious.
"Pig urgency", a new vocabulary, the road is walked out of the road, Zhu Bajie can be called a model in the pig head world for the pigs to create words, in the future pigs can have more words in the dictionary.
Long Yunfeng rolled his eyes wildly, this dead pig's head has a family, who is this talking about? Which pig's head is in the Yunzhan Cave to spoil his wife and beautiful concubine?
However, Long Yunfeng thought of a few people in his family, shook his head and forgot it, Chang'e's matter has not been solved yet, if he comes up with something more, it is estimated that he will really be skinned.
Tie Fan, Yunxiao, and Qiongxiao are gentle enough and will not be violent, but Bixiao and Yu Xiao will not be gentle. Those two people, one is more violent than the other, especially Yu Xiao, Bi Xiao is somewhat gentler after marrying Long Yunfeng, but Yu Xiao has been as violent as ever over the years.
Do you say it's not good for your sister-in-law to be outside? But you have to rely on the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea? If you are well-behaved, it will be okay, but you are still so violent?
On the contrary, every time I am really reluctant to start.
It's great-looking, isn't it? It's called a jade flute, isn't it?
Guanyin's face was disdainful, and her personality had always been moody, but it seemed that she had been with Long Yunfeng and her gang for a long time, so the expression of her emotions became more and more obvious.
Subtle words, those cheeky people directly do not have it.
It is almost approaching the mortal country, and Long Yunfeng and a few people are not too ostentatious, let the dragon carry a few of them across the river, besides, the Xiliang Women's Country does not have a river as big as the Tongtian River, only a small boat is enough.
Long Yunfeng didn't need to look for a boat out of his way, and used the immortal method to make two boats, learning from the scriptures and combining a boat, and the beast mount a boat.
Long Yunfeng sat on the boat, looking at the river below, his brows furrowed slightly, revealing a thoughtful look, what a heavy yin qi and life qi! No wonder it can become the river of life of the entire daughter country, and even make Zhu Bajie, who is at the level of Taiyi Golden Immortal in the original book, pregnant.
It's just that where did this river come about? The world is really full of wonders.
"Uncle Wujing, Wuqi is thirsty, and Wuqi wants to drink water. "Wuqi looked at the clear river channel.
For Long Yunfeng, the righteous son, Sha Wujing has always been obedient, after all, in addition to the calamities that come out from time to time on the way to the west, there is only no calamity and a little fun, but today's request, Sha Wujing really can't do it.
Immediately, Sha Wujing smiled bitterly and said, "Wujiao, after drinking this water, will it make a man have a child? ”
"Huh?" Wujiao's eyes widened, with an incredulous look, and his gaze subconsciously glanced at the river under the boat, no longer having the same love as before, replaced by a fearful expression. Giving birth to a child? Wuzai is still just a boy!
Zhu Bajie was even more stunned, almost overturned out of the boat, just now he was still thinking about scooping a scoop of water to drink, fortunately no, Zhu Bajie patted his chest with palpitations, if he gave birth to a child, it would be better to let him die.
Guanyin chuckled when she heard this, she also saw that the origin of this Zimu River was extraordinary, but she never thought that it would be so strange.
But think about it, although Xiniu Hezhou is the territory of Buddhism, but now it is still a mixture of dragons and snakes, countless demons, and Guanyin's dojo is in Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, and it is normal to not understand some special features of Xiniu Hezhou.
"Lao Sha, you said that you will get pregnant after drinking the water of the Zimu River, what should you do if you want to have a fetus?" Zhu Bajie asked curiously, he can be regarded as one of the most important characters in the Three Realms, but he has really never heard of this river that can make men pregnant.
"You fool, what else can you do if you have a fetus? It's just a few kinds, take some medicine, won't it make that child gone?" Sun Wukong said indifferently.
"Wukong, you're wrong, a divine object like the Zimu River is born and raised, so naturally it can't be destroyed in the way you think. Only use the natural method, the way of heaven is different, there is a mutual birth and there is a mutual restraint, not far from here, there is a mountain called Xie Yang Mountain, there is a sacred spring on the mountain, called the fetus spring, drinking it can naturally dissolve the fetus in the womb. Long Yunfeng said with a smile.
Sun Wukong, who felt that he had lost face, flashed a little embarrassed look on his face, sat on the side and turned his head arrogantly and stopped talking. Zhu Bajie wanted to ridicule a few words, but after thinking about it, forget it, Sun Wukong has been lost, if he says a few more words, what if he becomes angry?
The rampaging Monkey King, he really can't beat it.
With a flicker of his little eyes, Zhu Bajie suddenly said with a yearning face: "Boss, if we scoop up a few buckets of Zimu River water and sell it to those women who want to have children." Aren't we making a lot of money, and we're getting rich?"
Long Yunfeng's neck tilted, and he squinted at Zhu Bajie: "I can really see it, when did you become so greedy for money?"
"Boss, what you said is that everyone loves money! If we have money and sleep with Master's food and drink every day, wouldn't we be able to live a more nourishing life? We have only been gone for more than a year! I don't know how many years you want us to leave?" Zhu Bajie said with a sad face.
108,000 miles, if you can fly, of course there is no problem, but if you walk over step by step, you will really be exhausted. This is still the benefit of adding mounts to them after Long Yunfeng!
"If the heart is sincere, every time you look back, there is Lingshan. Bajie, if you can let go of your lazy mind and cultivate well, your cultivation will not be so low. "Long Yunfeng doesn't have a good temperament, among these few people, Zhu Bajie needs to hone one or two the most.
"Boss, how can I say that my old pig is also a Da Luo Jin Immortal, now there are a few Da Luo Jin Immortals in the Three Realms who will come out and leave? As long as you don't get mad, Boss, this Three Realms is still quite peaceful. Zhu Bajie said indifferently.
Long Yunfeng smiled and shook his head, for the sake of so many years of friendship and Xuandu's friendship, let's train more in the future.
"Boss, you haven't told me yet, how is my business?" asked Zhu Bajie persistently.
"That's a good idea. Zhu Bajie insisted, Long Yunfeng had no choice but to reply, in all fairness, it is indeed good, after all, there are not many people in the world who are distressed by having no offspring, although the world is patriarchal, but it is better to have a woman than no woman, right?
"That's good, then I'll do it, old pig. "Just do it, Zhu Bajie will start to fill water.
"Bajie, if you want to do business, then serve a dragon and go and take the fetal spring in Xie Yang Mountain, otherwise people will regret it in the future, and you won't even be able to beat the fetus. Long Yunfeng said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, still boss, you have a vision. Zhu Bajie nodded again and again.
Zhu Bajie's greedy appearance looked at Guanyin and shook her head, but in this world where fists are the truth, she can't beat Long Yunfeng, so she has to be casual, as long as she can bring such a group of people to the West Heaven successfully, and these people don't reveal their true nature in front of people, then there will be no problem.
"Bajie, I forgot to tell you, there is a Ruyi true immortal in the Po'er Cave of Jieyang Mountain, who forcibly occupied the fetal spring, lived by selling spring water, and made a lot of money. When you go to fetch the water from the fountain, teach him a good lesson. "Long Yun Feng Dao.
"What? Someone has already used the old pig's idea to make money? Has he asked the old pig to agree? Has he given the old pig a staff fee? I just don't want to mess up, boss, don't worry, I'll go to him." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and went to Xie Yang Mountain with a fierce attitude.
"This fool is really messing around, people are making money in a good way, and before this fool, he was even embarrassed to ask people to ask for staff fees?" Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing and scolding when he saw this.
"Wukong, do you really think Bajie is angry because of this matter? That fat man heard that Ruyi's calf was full of money, so he wanted to take advantage of this to rob him. Long Yunfeng said with a smile.
"Seeing wealth, whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, it is a violation of the precepts, and you don't stop it?" Guanyin frowned immediately when he heard this.
"Stop what? Ill-gotten gains, if you rob them, you will rob them, so Ruyi still wants to thank me? If this development continues, if you meet any masters in the future, you can't say it, and you will die in Huangquan, and now he is just losing a little money, and he is lucky. Long Yunfeng didn't care about the Tao, in the original book, this wishful Taoist was beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick because he refused to give spring water.
"Strong words. Guanyin snorted coldly and stopped speaking.
Long Yunfeng smiled slightly, happy to be idle.