Bang Dang!

An abrupt voice came from the back of the room. Deng Hao's mobile phone smashed on the table, but he was in no mood to care about his mobile phone at the moment.

At this time, he was thinking, what did he say in the conversation with Jiutian just now?

Class six?

Home to live?

I'll help you write down your name?

Are you still human? Are you really happy now?

Of course, Jiutian was very happy, and he was almost happy to die. He glanced at Deng Hao and asked "kindly", "Does this classmate have any questions?" ”

Deng Hao shuddered violently, and when he saw a pair of eyes looking over, he immediately panicked and said, "No...... No problem. ”

Hurriedly sat down, Deng Hao glanced at his mobile phone, and it was not broken. But at this time, it is no longer a matter of whether the phone is broken or not. He wondered if the worm would have dismantled him on the spot if he had sold him the first one.

Deng Hao shuddered and turned on his mobile phone, and struggled to organize the language.

"Brother Worm, I was wrong. ”

Li Chong quickly replied to the message and sent a series of "???"

"Brother Worm, you believe me. It's not that I'm too stupid, it's that the enemy is too treacherous!!"

Li Chong, who was sitting in the dormitory, was inexplicable, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart, could it be that he was caught by name? But there are so many people who didn't go, so there shouldn't be any big problems.

Before he could think about it, he suddenly saw Deng Hao post a long list of texts, adding oil and vinegar to tell the cause, and threw the pot on Jiutian's body.

Li Chong was stunned.

After a few seconds, he slammed out of the dormitory with his slippers on, screaming as he ran.

"Deng Hao!

The entire dormitory building echoed with Li Chong's angry roar.

"I am glad that all of you are able to come as requested. I also just graduated from university, and I know very well that many of my classmates have the responsibility of their friends. ”

Jiutian's words drew a chuckle. The students under the podium all looked relaxed. I think this lecturer assistant seems to be a very good person to get along with.

Only Deng Hao trembled angrily, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was a fool just now, so he unknowingly sold his teammates, and felt that the other party was righteous, and he had to invite others to drink.

"Report!"

At the door of the large lecture hall appeared a boy panting and with a hideous face.

Li Chong, freshman, 20 years old, Class 4 of the Department of Civil Engineering......

"Come in, don't be late next time. Jiutian nodded, and didn't intend to embarrass him. At the end, he suddenly added: "Next time, please find a more reliable teammate." ”

Deng Hao wailed in his heart, feeling that he had no face to see people. Seeing Li Chong coming over with a hideous face, he immediately put on a flattering expression and whispered.

"Brother Worm, I'm really wrong Brother Worm! Don't do this, I'm afraid. I'll treat you to dinner later, eat...... Eat...... Crayfish!"

"Only Hutchison's crayfish can save you from the death penalty!" Li Chong glared at Deng Hao, and then sat down next to him, and the whole person didn't move.

"Cheng Cheng Cheng, you have the final say. Deng Hao lamented that his living expenses for this month were about to shrink again.

On the podium, Jiutian told a few interesting stories about the university to liven up the atmosphere, of course, these things have been modified in the background.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost over, he felt that it was time to amplify his moves.

"Everyone. Now I'm going to start the roll call, and after the roll call, I'm going to introduce the real lecturer. By the way, Li Chong, you are very lucky, I crossed out your name. Jiutian paused, swept his gaze to the last row, and released another arrow.

Li Chong laughed twice with Deng Hao, and then lay on the table and didn't dare to look up. This is too embarrassing.

It's a touching friendship. Jiutian felt very warm in his heart.

"Having said all this, I don't have to name them in the end. I don't believe that there are more than 100 people here, and he can name all of them. Li Chong gritted his teeth and said to Deng Hao.

Deng Hao looked at his watch, it was almost nine o'clock, and the teaching building had to be closed at half past nine. In other words, the time left for this "Nine Teacher" is only more than 30 minutes. In these more than 30 minutes, it is an impossible task to order more than 300 people's names, to distinguish whether someone has answered in their place, and to introduce the lecturer.

The atmosphere was a little tense, and many of the students had expressions on their faces as if they were facing a great enemy. No matter how fanciful they talked about it in the past nine days, no matter how easy they behaved, they couldn't just sell their friends and classmates.

Nine Days had expected such a situation, of course, but these lovely students were probably thinking of him too simply.

In the eyes of all the students, Jiutian walked to the first row, in front of the first student on the left.

Li Hao, a freshman, is in the second class of the Department of Tourism Management. I remember correctly. ”

The named student suddenly showed a surprised expression and nodded.

Immediately after that, the second student.

"Wu Hao, sophomore, first class of the Department of Mathematics. Isn't that right?"

Wu Hao, who was named, also nodded in surprise.

Li Chong and Deng Hao in the back row glanced at each other, and a terrible thought flashed in their hearts at the same time.

Could it be that this Teacher Nine has memorized the names of all the students?

Not only the two of them, but almost ninety percent of the students present showed expressions of disbelief.

However, Nine Days didn't have time to care about their thoughts, and the time left was not too much. He continued to walk down, barely pausing in his footsteps, and every time he walked in front of a student, he directly pronounced his name, class, and major.

3rd place, 4th place......

......

17th, 18th......

......

Sixty-second, sixty-third......

......

In less than ten minutes, Jiutian was already about to pronounce the names of half of the students present in person. In front of every student, he did not stay for more than five seconds, and the fastest time was two seconds.

The entire large classroom was silent, and all the students had a frightened expression on their faces, looking at the young lecturer assistant in shock. So far, not a single one has gone wrong.

"He doesn't have to think about it?" Li Chong and Deng Hao stared as if they had hit a ghost.

"Brother Worm, you saw it. It's not that we are too scumbag, it's that the enemy is too strong! So you see, I ...... the crime of non-war" Deng Hao sighed.

"Don't talk nonsense, Hutchison crayfish will go later. Li Chong sneered.

"You brute! That's my hard-earned money!" Deng Hao scolded angrily.

Just when the two of them were playing quietly, Jiutian had already come to them.

"Deng Hao, freshman, ...... in the fourth class of the Department of Civil Engineering"

"Li Chong, freshman, ...... in the fourth class of the Department of Civil Engineering"

Jiutian quietly squeezed his eyes at the two college students, and then turned around and returned to the podium in a dashing manner to make a summary.

"The above are the students who are in attendance today. ”

I looked at the time, twelve minutes, perfect!

One after another looked at Jiutian with terrifying eyes.

"You're right, a total of 362 students who have taken the Spiritual Planting course are all in my head. Jiutian said calmly.

The entire classroom was silent for a moment, and a loud argument erupted.

"Oh my god, this teacher is too perverted, isn't he? It's a humanoid self-propelled sign-in machine!"

"Lying grass!Who dares to miss his class?!"

"No, I'm going to post it on the school forum now. Don't rob any of you from me!"

The students were talking, and Jiutian waved his hand to silence the students.

"Now, I don't think anyone will wonder if I also remember the students who didn't come. Jiutian glanced around the students who nodded frantically and continued, "Fortunately, this is not the real class. For the students who didn't come, I won't say anything this time. I hope you will go back and tell the students who have taken this course that if you don't want to repeat the course, I hope to see them at 8 o'clock next Wednesday morning. ”

"At the same time, I also promise that I will be able to give everyone a different spiritual planting class. ”