I didn't read the comments for nine days, and then I went to edit the second paragraph.

"If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between being carefree and being carefree?"

Netizens who were in pain after reading the previous one and still haven't eased up, and they saw this one again. When I saw the first half of the sentence, I still thought to myself, this blogger finally said something human, and knew how to repair their broken hearts.

However, the second half of the sentence made them urinate again.

I really want to refute...... But it seems to ...... It makes sense, and suddenly I don't want to go to work!

Seeing the netizens on Weibo, they ran wild in their hearts with 10 million grass and mud horses, but in the end they chose to forward it speechlessly to harm other netizens.

When I was ready to send the third article in nine days, I found that the number of forwards of the first article had broken ten, and it was only less than a minute. These jokes that have been tested by netizens in the time and space of the earth can still exert great power here.

Wang Yingbo swiped Weibo and knelt steadily. In a trance, he seemed to see something terrible released from his mobile phone, from Jiutian's Weibo homepage.

The third Weibo post was not sent. Because when it was released, a reminder suddenly popped up.

"You're tweeting too fast, please take a break. ”

Jiutian cursed in his heart, and hurriedly checked it to find out that if he posted two Weibo posts in a minute, it would take half an hour to post the second one.

There is no way, Jiutian can only choose to wait. At this time, he wants to let the first two paragraphs ferment a little. After calming down a little at the moment, Jiutian felt that it was okay to release it according to the rule of one hour, and he couldn't really use all kinds of classic jokes to swipe the screen, which would make netizens feel aesthetic fatigue.

Which of the jokes selected by Jiutian is not a classic of more than 10,000 revolutions in the earth's time and space? After these jokes are fermented, they will definitely bring a huge amount of traffic. He put the end of each paragraph in a blank space and attached a voting link.

The waiting time is boring. Jiutian swiped the comments, and there was really resentment inside.

He was a little weak-hearted.

Decided to continue posting.

The third Weibo post was sent out at 10 o'clock.

"Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor, and worthless.

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At least you're right. ”

The full text of the classic unfolding, for the first time in this time and space, is revealed.

The hour-long silence made netizens think that today's heart-piercing activity was over. But I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.

"Please don't post it anymore. Crying!"

"Blogger, I advise you to be kind!"

"Upstairs serious? I think it's funny, hahaha!"

"I voted, don't be a mess, big guy, quickly collect the supernatural powers!"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, eight Weibo posts had been posted in nine days. Because of the fermentation of the first few articles, a large number of Weibo users clicked into the homepage of Jiutian, and even at more than 12 o'clock, the Weibo server was stuck, and it took half an hour to recover.

Nine days of Weibo followers soared to nearly half a million. There are also many people waving banknotes in private messages to ask Jiutian to write a joke.

But it didn't take care of it for nine days. He didn't want to put his gold and silver mountains away, and went to write a hairy joke. He couldn't even look at that extra money. On the voting page, the number of votes has reached 480,000. And the number one star is a little more than 490,000 at the moment. I'm afraid that some of the votes that are missing will be made up soon.

So Jiutian thought about it, so he let go of these netizens for the time being, anyway, he has a lot of inventory. In fact, even he didn't expect it to be so powerful.

But he always felt that it was a bit boring to finish like this.

Just thinking about it, he suddenly saw a recommended follower appear on his homepage, it was Suo Jianming.

The reason for the recommendation is that the two of them have a mutual friend Jiang Hai, so they were recommended to the home page of Jiutian's attention.

After all, it is a person in a circle, and it is normal for Jiang Hai to pay attention to Suo Jianming.

Jiutian clicked into Suo Jianming's homepage and took a look, and found that the certification was indeed "General Manager of Lancao Lingzhi Group." ”、

Suo Jianming doesn't have many fans, and there are only more than 1,000 people.

A recent Weibo post was Suo Jianming who took a picture of the street and wrote: "I read a book that says that the first time the hero and the heroine meet is at a corner of the street. I don't know if I'll bump into the girl I like when I turn around this street corner. Ask to get rid of the single haha. ”

Suo Jianming, who is in his thirties and nearly forty, is still not married. Jiutian was a little surprised, but then remembered the special reason of this time and space, the average life expectancy of the average person reached one hundred and twenty years. Thirty or forty years old is actually very young. The body is also at its peak. Generally speaking, after the age of sixty, if you are not a cultivator, your body's functions will begin to decline gradually.

Therefore, there are many men and women who are married in their fifties and sixties.

Now that he has caught Suo Jianming, Jiutian feels that he should take revenge first.

Thinking of Suo Jianming's posture in the store some time ago, Jiutian couldn't help but snort and immediately reposted Suo Jianming's Weibo.

"What you meet around the corner is not necessarily love, but it may also be a beggar. ”

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In the Blue Grass Lingzhi Group, Director Qiao's face was gloomy and terrifying. The chairman just called Director Qiao to the office and scolded a bloody dog, and directly asked her if she still wanted to do it, and if she didn't want to do it, she would quickly get out of the room to make room for someone who had the ability.

A good hand of cards made Director Qiao play a mess. This time the network marketing part is really embarrassing and thrown at home. Looking at the data on the voting page where the difference between the first and second places was only a few thousand votes, she knew that it was impossible to get the first place. Thinking that Hua Manlou and Sun Yu, who were competing with their peers, might be watching the group's jokes behind their backs, she felt depressed.

"Where did this person come from?" Director Qiao was furious, especially looking at the large number of jokes forwarded on the Internet, he didn't know what was so attractive about this kind of witty thing that could attract such a huge amount of attention.

"Director Qiao. Teacher Zhang Sheng has arrived. The assistant knocked on the door.

"Oh, please come in. Director Qiao hurriedly got up, squeezed out a smile on his face, and walked to the door of the office.

The office door was opened, and Zhang Sheng walked in with no expression on his face.

"Mr. Zhang, I invited you to come this time to ask if you have ever seen this kind of rose, and whether it can be planted? This is also the answer that the chairman hopes to get. Director Qiao bent down slightly, very respectful. The person in front of him is a well-deserved senior spirit planter, the cultivator of the small star cluster rose.

"I've been cultivating roses for more than 30 years, starting from the very beginning of my career. Suffice it to say I've never seen a Star Rose like it. Zhang Sheng pondered for a moment and shook his head.

"Then you mean that this photo is fake?" Director Qiao immediately straightened his waist as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.