Under the ugly voice of the eunuch like a duck, the court was disbanded. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Long Yunfeng ignored the thoughts of the hundreds of officials in the audience, returned to the dormitory by himself, and just got up in the morning, he came to the court before he even ate breakfast.

Now he is not an immortal, Long Yunfeng can't lack any of the grains, and as soon as he went to the court, he decisively ordered the imperial dining room to cook.

Sitting on the seat, looking at the twenty or thirty plates of delicacies carefully placed on the table, Long Yunfeng couldn't help but sigh again at the corruption of the emperor.

In Long Ting, Long Yunfeng's family of more than a dozen people only ate so many dishes, or even yet, although what they ate was not comparable to these dishes.

"Corruption, corruption. Long Yunfeng condemned while enjoying the corrupt life of the landlord.

Anyway, Da Song has money, so if he wastes something, he wastes it, and he only eats a little bit of everything, and only eats the best bit.

However, while eating, Long Yunfeng was also a little tasteless, firstly, he was now a mortal, and his appetite was not as good as at the beginning, and secondly, there was only a group of eunuchs next to this large table of dishes, and the scene was really discordant.

After barely eating, Long Yunfeng put the chopsticks aside and asked people to remove the wine table.

"But today's food doesn't meet the appetite of the Holy Lord, do you want to order the imperial dining room to be remade?" Seeing that Long Yunfeng had only eaten a few bites, the prince next to him stepped forward and said.

"No, you don't. Long Yunfeng waved his hand, "It's just that I'm less interested and have no appetite today?"

"Then does the Holy Lord want to set up the Imperial Garden?" said the prince.

"Imperial Garden, what's the fun of enjoying the flowers alone?" Long Yunfeng said, at this time, he missed the naughty egg of Wuji.

"The saint feels bored, if you don't bother to summon a few concubines like this, can you summon a few concubines, a good concubine, a hui concubine, and a virtuous concubine?"

"Oh?" Long Yunfeng's eyes lit up, not because of these concubines he hadn't seen, but because he thought of an unlucky guy who was as inexplicable as himself.

"Drive to the Queen's bedchamber. Long Yunfeng stood up and said.

Although the prince looked inexplicable, the meaning of the lord was that he would always follow the goal of obedience, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he hurriedly followed.

On the other side, in the queen's bedroom, the queen mother was also eating her breakfast, but unlike Long Yunfeng's casual and impatient attitude, the queen mother's every move was full of nobility, dignified and elegant, eating one bite at a time, even the most picky person could not find out the slightest etiquette problem.

Although it was a different place, it seems that there is nothing bad except for the first thing.

Don't worry about any disputes, just sit quietly.

"The emperor has arrived. ”

At this moment, my father-in-law's voice suddenly sounded outside.

The Queen Mother raised her head slightly stunned, what did he come to do?

The palace maid who was waiting on the side saw that the queen mother didn't even have the slightest intention of getting up, and hurriedly said in a panic: "Niangniang, the saint has come up." ”

The Queen Mother looked at the maid of the court, and said, "What are you going to do?" Want me to stand up and salute him, and greet him?

Lowering her head, the queen mother was still eating slowly, not even having the intention of getting up to greet her, and seeing the palace maids on the side eagerly turning, but there was no way.

Long Yunfeng and his party walked into the palace, and the palace maids around knelt down to salute, and there was no trace of the queen mother, and the prince on the side was surprised, "Could it be that the queen mother is unwell today, so she didn't come to greet her." ”

Long Yunfeng turned a deaf ear, as if he didn't hear it, he was unwell, hehe, where did he get unwell when he kicked it in the morning?

However, Long Yunfeng had already expected that the queen mother would come to greet him and salute him, it would be better to let the queen mother die.

Especially in the case of what happened in the morning, if the Queen Mother came out to greet him with a smile now, Long Yunfeng still had to wonder if the Queen Mother was secretly sharpening her knife?

How nice and natural it is now.

"You don't have to go in, stay outside, and I can go in alone. Long Yunfeng said to the left and right.

"Yes. "If the master doesn't want you to know, you will never know, and these fathers-in-law who can stay next to the emperor know this very well.

Leaving behind these annoying followers, Long Yunfeng walked into the inner hall alone, and the palace maids who were standing on both sides of the palace maids bowed down one after another, and said respectfully: "See the saint." ”

And the queen mother is still the same, bowing her head and eating, obviously for her, Long Yunfeng's attraction is not as good as the delicacies in front of her.

Long Yunfeng was not surprised, waved his hand casually, removed the palace maids on both sides, and then sat opposite the queen mother with a big grin.

The queen mother was still indifferent, eating with her head down, but she didn't speak, and Long Yunfeng was not annoyed, as if she had not been left out, she sat there quietly, looking her eyes up and down at the queen mother.

There is a word called Xiu Se Ke Food, Long Yunfeng thinks this word is very interesting, he hasn't eaten enough just now, so he wants to try to try to eat something else.

And he also wanted to see how much patience the Queen Mother had to finish the meal under his gaze.

To describe the current Long Yunfeng in six words, he is full and has nothing to do.

Long Yunfeng didn't say a word, and the queen mother didn't say a word, as if she was really comparing patience with Long Yunfeng, slowly sandwiching the delicacies on the table, eating one bite at a time, as slow as possible.

Half an hour later, Long Yunfeng couldn't help but say, "This dish should be cold, right?"

"Really?" said the Queen Mother absently, "then let the Imperial Dining Room make another table." ”

"On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work. Don't waste food, there are still many people in this world who don't have enough to eat. "Long Yun Feng Dao.

"That means there's something wrong with your ability to govern. The Queen Mother said casually and continued to pick up the dishes.

Long Yunfeng didn't mention it for a long time, so he could only roll his eyes, "It is said that you have to chew slowly and swallow carefully when eating, but do you need to be so slow? ”

"I have gone down to earth, and my habits have not changed. If it is Yao Chi, one or two hours are common. The Queen Mother said.

"One or two hours?" Long Yunfeng's eyes bulged, converted to three or four hours in modern times, how did you do it to eat a meal alone?

"Can't you save some time?" Long Yunfeng said, this is still the queen mother can open the valley, if the queen mother eats three meals a day like a mortal, then she really doesn't have to do anything that day, just eat.

Twelve hours of eating, twelve hours of sleeping, damn it, this life is more enjoyable than a pig.

"What do I need so much time for?" said the Queen Mother casually, a hint of loneliness flashing in her eyes.

When Long Yunfeng heard this, he didn't know what it was like for a while, and he suddenly understood how the Queen Mother had spent these 100,000 years.

"Look at the world, go out for a walk with me. "Long Yun Feng Dao.

"Go out?" A hint of surprise flashed in the Queen Mother's beautiful eyes, what's the point of going out?

"Yes, could it be that you really want to stay in this deep palace compound? Now that Wutian hasn't even appeared, we don't know how long we're going to stay here, and you don't want to go out for a walk?"

"Not interested. The Queen Mother still bowed her head and ate.

"You said it. Long Yunfeng instructed the attendant to bring a pair of bowls and chopsticks, but he was not yet full, and stretched out his chopsticks to snatch the dishes that the queen mother wanted to clip.

Whichever the queen mother clips, he will rob whichever one.

Competing for food at the dinner table, this is something that Long Yunfeng would only do when he was a child, but now it is a pleasure to do it, at least Long Yunfeng, who didn't have much appetite, has a big appetite at the moment.

Maybe it's the hidden inferiority of human beings, other people's are always better, and robbing others' is always happier.

But no matter what, the queen mother was so entangled that she couldn't eat, and said angrily: "Yunlong." ”

This time, it was Long Yunfeng's turn to ignore it, and he ate there vigorously, as if these dishes that were already cold were even more rare than the queen mother.

The Queen Mother clenched her fists and tried to calm down, but now she has no mana and can't fight.

"I'll go out with you. "The queen mother still compromised, seeing Long Yunfeng like this, it is not a big purpose, and she will not give up, and she will eat like this, let alone do anything else.

Prune the flowers, he might just pull them out, bathe and rest? God knows what this bastard will do?

For the first time, the Queen Mother, who never put cultivation in the first place, felt that mana was important.

"Well, going out and shopping is good for your physical and mental health. Then, wait for me. Long Yunfeng said, and then continued to bury his head to solve the dishes on the table, why didn't he feel that these dishes were so delicious just now? Could it be that the bastards in the imperial dining room made better for the queen than for the emperor.

No matter what, I'll come here to eat in the future, anyway, the queen mother can't kill herself now, what are you afraid of?

It's a big deal to be scolded by the queen mother, and it is better to be scolded by the queen mother than to watch a large group of eunuchs eat.