792. Go home without washing your feet
It was a very young man, no older than twenty-five, who sat on the edge of a bright yellow roadster, with a car key spinning in his hand, and a black trench coat that looked expensive.
Jiutian looked around and made sure that there was no one else within a radius of five meters, so he politely said to him, "Are you sick in the brain?"
"You're sick in the head. The man was furious, and wanted to say something more, but suddenly turned his head to greet a woman who came over, "Baby, this way." ”
The beautiful woman stepped on high heels and shook her ass and walked over, she glanced at Wei Ping, frowned and said, "Your friend?"
"Of course not! How could I be friends with such a person!" the man hurriedly clarified, and then laughed again, saying, "Just now they said that they were going to eat at Shizhen Building, you said it was ridiculous?"
"Huh. The beautiful woman chuckled, glanced at a few people contemptuously, turned her head and said, "Then what are you talking to them about, let's go quickly, I have been looking forward to going to Shizhen Building for a long time, thanks to you for getting an invitation this time." This time, I'm going to make Wenwen and Xu Li's two little sluts jealous of me. Wait a minute, don't move your chopsticks, let me take a picture now. But isn't there still some time, let's go to the front mall to buy something, I've wanted that bag for a long time. ”
"Okay, okay, you can do anything. The man agreed.
Jiutian is inexplicable, this is simply a disaster, he said this well, what does the other party do, isn't it disgusting to be ridiculed inexplicably.
Especially these words made Wei Pingren's face very bad, usually in the village, everyone is like this, and no one has any evaluation of their appearance, but after entering the city, they found that they were incompatible with the Immortal King City. The excitement that they had originally entered Immortal King City had long since turned into a kind of uneasiness and embarrassment, forcing them to want to escape.
The attitude of the sassy man and the beautiful woman made them feel an unspeakable hurt again.
"Hey, I'll just say, the city is not good at all, you still want to come, look at it now, no one welcomes us. And you, Dapeng, look at what you've done, if you don't lose that letter, will we be embarrassed outside?"
"Okay, okay, Uncle Cheng, what kind of anger is he at Dapeng, he is also kind. Wei Ping'an soothed.
"But it's my best outfit. Xiaobo was a little sad, and looked at Jiutian Dao: "Brother Jiutian, am I embarrassing you?"
"Don't say that, you haven't embarrassed me at all, it's them who are ashamed, and you're not wrong at all. Jiutian rubbed Xiaobo's head.
Originally, although he was a little unhappy, but he didn't have any emotion, but now he was a little angry, although he really wanted to pull the sao bao man to beat him, but this is obviously not the best way, Jingchuan District because it is a commercial area, the security is excellent, not far away is the guard pavilion, although it is temporarily refreshing to beat people, but today I am afraid that it will be ruined.
Just letting the man leave like this, of course, is not in line with Jiutian's character. provoked him and wanted to leave so easily, how could there be such a good thing.
Seeing the two of them in the car, Jiutian's heart moved, and he suddenly had an idea, there were a few things he hadn't used for a long time, and it should be appropriate to take them out now.
He opened the system panel and quickly found several long-lost names.
Some of the things I got at the beginning, I don't know if it's the bad taste of the system, it seems very nonsensical. But it doesn't hurt people, and it can get angry.
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Sitting in the car, Zhao Yang kept complaining to his female companion, "A few hillbillies, they still want to go to Shizhenlou to eat, I'm just hehe, what kind of place is Shizhenlou, and people like them can afford it?"
The woman glanced at him and said coquettishly: "Oh, what do you care about them, your mouth is on other people's bodies, can you still let people talk?"
"I just can't get used to them pretending to be forced, do you really think you're a character?" Zhao Yang snorted coldly.
"You're just in charge...... Belch...... It stinks!" The woman suddenly smelled an indescribable stench and drilled straight into her nose, this stench appeared without warning, and the smell was earth-shattering, she only felt that her stomach suddenly turned a little upside down.
"What kind of smell is this!" Zhao Yang was startled and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, but the smell seemed to be unstoppable, and he could smell it all the time.
The two of them hurriedly tossed in the car, coupled with strange movements, which immediately attracted the attention of many passers-by.
The woman's gaze actually fell on the gap in the middle of the seat, and a black sock showed a little edge.
The socks were pulled out, and as a result, the intensity of the flavor was directly doubled. The woman felt that she was almost unconscious from the smell, and threw her socks out with all her might.
As a result, the pedestrians on the road suffered, and while walking well, they were suddenly attacked by biological and chemical weapons, and they were all shocked.
"Damn, what are you doing?"
"These socks stink, have they been soaked in the manure tank for three years?"
"Why don't you wash your feet in such a good sports car!"
The accusation was so loud that even the woman's gaze became strange. Zhao Yang wanted to cry without tears, and hurriedly explained: "This is not my socks, I don't have black socks at all!"
"No, how do you have to get in your car?" said a passer-by who had been attacked with a chemical or biological weapon.
How do I know? Zhao Yang wanted to yell back, but his mouth was a foul smell, and he didn't dare to yell it.
Jiutian happily looked at this scene and said to Xiaobo: "You see, don't look at some people who dress like people, but in fact, you don't wash your feet at all when you go home, you are much cleaner than him." ”
Xiaobo nodded sympathetically, "I wash my feet every day, I'm clean!"
When Zhao Yang heard this, he was angry, turned his head and said angrily: "What the hell are you talking about!?" Forget about the inexplicable stinky socks, and was ridiculed by a group of hillbillies, which simply made him explode.
And the strength to laugh, right?
Jiutian sneered, and his fingers tapped quietly.
Jiutian happily looked at this scene and said to Xiaobo: "You see, don't look at some people who dress like people, but in fact, you don't wash your feet at all when you go home, you are much cleaner than him." ”
Xiaobo nodded sympathetically, "I wash my feet every day, I'm clean!"
When Zhao Yang heard this, he was angry, turned his head and said angrily: "What the hell are you talking about!?" Forget about the inexplicable stinky socks, and was ridiculed by a group of hillbillies, which simply made him explode.
And the strength to laugh, right?
Jiutian sneered, and his fingers tapped quietly.
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