Chapter 0725: The Collapse Immortal Wants to Marry a Ghost Wife
Chapter 0725 Collapse Immortal Wants to Marry a Ghost Wife
No matter who it is, of course, including immortals, when they suffer bad luck or adversity, they blindly complain about the heavens and others, that is the biggest stupidity, such people are often the ones who are not saved.
When Brother Qi complained about Brother Zhao, and Brother Zhao complained about the person who designed the trap, he immediately subtracted thirty points for each of them in his heart.
Then, Sun Tianshi looked at Monk Qi and Monk Zhao with a little disdain, and said, "You two can't say that, this aisle is obviously set up by the Ten Thousand Year Ghost Ancestor, but he must have a reason for this design, not for us, but for all the fools." They didn't automatically tempt us to come in, didn't we want to come in?!"
When Brother Zhao heard this, he immediately felt uncomfortable, didn't Sun Tianshi openly scold himself for being stupid?
Brother Qi listened to Master Sun's words, but he was quite proud, because Brother Qi was thick-skinned and never afraid of others making irresponsible remarks about him.
Monk Qi immediately said: "Sun Tianshi is very right, when it comes to the trap designed by the Ten Thousand Year Ghost Ancestor, I think there will be a lot of more strange things among them, but we are very fortunate that we don't seem to have to suffer from the torture of entering one trap after another." ”
Sun Tianshi listened, glanced at Monk Qi, and said in his heart, it's over, this old Qi doesn't even have the courage to be a fool.
At the same moment, Fake Huanhuan took the high monk, and in the high monk's beautiful feeling, entered an even more strange room.
It's a very private little room, and it looks very cozy inside.
Pale pink curtains, pale pink double bed. Beige futon with elegant yellow lights. There is even dreamlike music.
However, the big green toad. Entering such a room, it immediately looks cramped, of course, this does not affect the psychedelic action of fake Huanhuan at all.
The High Monk was having a whimsical dream when he suddenly let out a loud groan.
Then, the body of the high monk's toad suddenly stopped, and it didn't move.
Fake Huanhuan turned his head and smiled, it turned out. The two claws of the High Monk were caught in a gap in a box.
Fake Huanhuan laughed and said: "Haha, Senior Monk, who told you to be so greedy, look at it, you have completely trapped yourself with your own desires." ”
The high monk had his own opinions, and he moved forward without saying a word. Then, violently pull out his claws, however, no matter how hard he pushes. But he couldn't pull out his two clamped claws.
Brother Gao was very puzzled and said, "Huanhuan, don't laugh at me first. When I finished speaking, I felt very wrong. When I put my hand in just now, it felt soft inside. However, why is it so tightly stuck? ”
Fake Huanhuan listened, looked at the surroundings of the box seriously, and said: "It seems that this box is not used for ordinary things, in my opinion, it is slightly wider than the coffin, so, this thing that looks like a box is not used for holding corpses, Brother Gao, you take a few steps back, and then pull your hand hard to see if you can pull out your hand." ”
In order to show respect for the high monk, Huanhuan called the high monk's toad paw as a hand.
Now, no matter what Fake Huanhuan says, the high monk thinks it is a golden and jade good word.
After listening to the words of the fake Huanhuan, the high monk naturally complied with it without discount.
Brother Gao twisted the fat butt of a big toad, moved back a few steps vigorously, and then, according to the fake Huanhuan's instructions, pulled the toad's paw hard, but it was still the same.
Monk Gao looked at the beautiful eyes of the fake Huanhuan and said, "Huanhuan, I still think something is wrong, it seems that it is not because I am too close to the box, but that there is something strange in this box." I think it's ...... inside Huanhuan, it seems that this matter is not simple, I'm afraid we won't be good. ”
Actually, Fake Huanhuan just thought about bewitching Monk Gao again, and didn't pay much attention to other things, just came all the way, and didn't pay attention to this box.
So, Fake Huanhuan bent down deeply, used his left and right hands together, and each of his two hands held one side of the lid of the box, and then, Fake Huanhuan sent out all his strength to open the lid of the box.
As a result, Fake Huanhuan only lifted the lid of the box a little bit, that is, there was a gap that was invisible to the naked eye, and immediately, a strange feeling came to Fake Huanhuan.
In the mouth of the fake Huanhuan, he immediately screamed "ah", looked at Monk Gao in panic, and said, "Monk Gao, it's really bad, there seems to be something extremely strange in here!"
At this time, Brother Zhao's hand that was caught in the box suddenly touched something, this kind of thing, there was an indescribable strange feeling.
Listening to the screams of the fake Huanhuan again, and the words of the fake Huanhuan who changed his tune, the high monk immediately nodded at the fake Huanhuan and said: "Huanhuan, it seems that there has really been a big change, Huanhuan, I think, we don't have time to fight with the things in the box, Huanhuan, you try to pull out my hands and then make plans, you don't care if I hurt or not, don't care if my hands will be broken, you can use your ghost power to pull it out!"
As soon as Fake Huanhuan heard Brother Gao's words, he immediately lost his voice and said: "Damn, Brother Gao, you let me pull your hand outward regardless of it, this is not a joke, in case your hands are cut by these two box boards, it is estimated that your hands, or even half of your arms, will remain in the box forever." ”
Monk Gao said: "I haven't thought about the situation you said, but even if you keep my hands in this box forever, it's much better than trapping me alone!"
Fake Huanhuan said in his heart: "Damn, you are worthy of your hands, isn't it simple, I cut off your hands with a knife, and I don't have to pull it out." However, you don't know at all, the 10,000-year-old ghost, he is asking me for a complete living high monk!"
Just when Fake Huanhuan felt embarrassed and had nothing to do for a while, the high monk suddenly widened his toad eyes.
Then, Fake Huanhuan's eyes widened all of a sudden!
Both of them saw that a large snake head was squeezed out of the crack of the box, and then a snake body more than half a foot long was squeezed out.
And the snake body behind the snake's head was tightly entangled in the two claws of the high monk.
When Fake Huanhuan saw it, he immediately felt that no matter what, the two claws of the high monk finally came out of the box.
So, Fake Huanhuan didn't hesitate at all, swished, went up with a palm, and broke the snake's body alive.
However, immediately afterward, Fake Huanhuan turned around as if he was crazy, turned around and ran out of the house without saying anything.
Seeing that Fake Huanhuan was running so fast, Brother Gao immediately felt bad, so Brother Gao hurriedly shook his claws vigorously and shook off the snake's head in his claws.
Then, the high monk turned to the side of the toad, and ran outward, of course, his run was a jump, and since he was now fat, every time he jumped, he had to breathe for a while.
In this way, Monk Gao naturally couldn't catch up with the fake Huanhuan, so his mouth was so anxious that he shouted: "Huanhuan, you wait for me, Huanhuan, in an emergency, don't patronize yourself, don't lose your husband and me." ”
After only two bewitchments, Brother Gao felt that fake Huanhuan was his wife, which was really amorous enough.
Fake Huanhuan had never run so fast, almost running out with a rolling belt, and the strength of his whole body was used.
When Fake Huanhuan ran out of this room, and arrived in the hall of the big room outside, he saw that there was a more complicated and terrifying situation—the two walls of the small room where the high monk was located quickly closed together.
That room was originally small, just now, when Fake Huanhuan walked out of the narrow room door, even Fake Huanhuan's slender body had to turn sideways to get through.
Therefore, a toad body like Senior Monk, which is bigger than a grinding plate, can't come out smoothly.
There was no way, it was important to escape, and the high monk was almost like a crab, and could only crawl out sideways.
As soon as the monk came out, he didn't care about the fake Huanhuan, he immediately jumped three meters away, jumped in front of the door of the hall, and stretched out his hand to open the big door, wanting to leave this ghost place quickly.
However, Brother Gao played twice in succession, but he couldn't pull it, so Brother Gao scolded angrily and said, "What kind of door is broken? After passing the quality supervision of the quality supervision department, why can't it be opened? Oh - there is a seal of the quality supervision department on it, but this kind of seal, how can it not work! !!"
Gao Xiu was angry for a long time, and then he calmed down, and then, turning his head, he said helplessly to Fake Huanhuan: "It seems that there are people outside, taking advantage of the quality problem of the gate, to destroy the door lock outside!"
When Fake Huanhuan heard this, he was also very angry, his face turned green with anger, and he scolded: "The gate maker of this dog day! The gatekeeper of this dog day, Nima, just want to trap Brother Gao, even I am trapped here! It's over now, Brother Gao, you should find a way to escape for your life, otherwise, you will be married to me here forever!"
Listening to the fake Huanhuan's screaming, scolding, and looking hysterical, the senior monk judged that the fake Huanhuan was not pretending, but really angry.
However, Senior Monk was very fond to hear Fake Huanhuan say this: "Otherwise, you will be here with me forever as husband and wife!"
When the monk Gao heard this, a pair of toad eyes suddenly lit up like an electric light encountering a strong electric current.
Monk Gao was the first to enter here, and of course he was also the first to stay here, and after that, he had cooperated with Monk Qi countless times, really and falsely, and wanted to leave here in every possible way. (To be continued......)