Chapter 259: Returning to the Village Late at Night
When he came to the door of a slightly larger bamboo house, he couldn't help but stop there, his face strange and mixed with disbelief.
In this bamboo house, there are also voices of joy from men and women, if it is just that, it is nothing, this matter is very normal in the dead of night in the bandits' den.
However, what made Du Fan feel incredible was that the owner of this bamboo house was none other than the legendary good man Sha Laosan......!
"Click......"
Just when Du Fan was stunned, Sha Laosan's door was pushed open, and a disheveled man walked out from inside.
"Zhai ...... Owner, when are you coming back? By the way, what are your injuries?" Sha Laosan was completely stunned, and after being stunned for a long time, he licked his somewhat dry lips and said hesitantly.
"Oh, I just came back, my injuries are no longer serious, where are you going?" Du Fan coughed dryly, a little embarrassed, he was standing here motionless at the moment, obviously giving people a sense of voyeurism, this matter is delicate and difficult to explain.
"That...... "Sha Laosan was even more embarrassed than Du Fan, his old face turned red, he swallowed a mouthful ......of foam fiercely, and said.
"That's what I mean, so let's be together. Du Fan said very casually, turned around and walked in one direction, and at the same time the hands shrunk in his sleeves shook tightly, he had never done such a shameful thing.
"......What? Okay! It is my honor to be able to relieve myself with the owner of the village!" Sha Laosan was stunned at first, then his spirits lifted and he hurriedly followed.
After the two of them settled in the thatched house, they both trembled, and then they tied their clothes and walked out of it.
"Sha Laosan, I have a jar of good wine here, are you interested in drinking two sips. Du Fan thought about it for a while, and felt that it was necessary to explain tonight's events, so he thought about it for a while and said.
"The villager wants me to drink?" Sha Laosan was stunned.
"I'm sorry, I didn't think it through, there are still people waiting for you at this time, go back quickly, it's not too late to drink another day." Du Fan coughed lightly and said embarrassedly, he felt that he was too stupid today, didn't he close his head in retreat?
"No, no, the owner of the village has misunderstood, you can invite me to drink, that is a great honor for my Sha Laosan, as for that mother-in-law, let her get it done by herself, let's go." Sha Laosan grinned and said with a wink.
"That's not good...... Forget it, let's go. Du Fan took a deep breath, he felt that he should talk as little as possible now, otherwise he would lose too much talk.
After Du Fan took Sha Laosan back to his bamboo house, he walked straight to the wooden cabinet, opened the cabinet door, and pretended to grab the void inside, but in fact, he secretly used the storage bag to instantly take out two jars of high-quality wine that he had bought in Zhongzhou.
"Sha Laosan, go on. While Du Fan opened his mouth lightly, he directly threw one of the altars to Sha Laosan.
"Thank you, the owner, but ...... In order to avoid suspicion with the third master, I have been thinking about changing the name recently, but we really don't have a few drops of ink in our head, so even Sha Laosan thought of it when Fei Lao Da worked hard. Sha Laosan scratched his hair fiercely and said a little depressedly.
"It's just a name, it's not a big deal, since the brothers are used to it, there is no need to change it, the three masters are there, I'll talk to him tomorrow." Du Fan walked to the table and sat down, opened the wine seal, and continued to Sha Boss: "Take a sip first." ”
"Good!"
After the two of them collided with the wine jar, they immediately raised their heads and poured a big sip, and within a while, they directly removed a third of the jar of wine.
Du Fan's eyes flashed, and when he was about to explain the "voyeurism", Sha Laosan was the first to speak, and said: "Village master, you must keep it secret for me, otherwise I will die a miserable death." ”
"Hmm, what's the matter?" Du Fan was stunned.
"It's about me and that mother-in-law, the owner of the village, and I can't let others know about it. Sha Laosan seemed to be a thief, his heart was very weak, and even his burly body trembled unconsciously.
"Sha Laosan, that woman...... It can't be the wife of some other brother. Du Fan's face suddenly darkened, and he spoke in a deep voice.
"How could I, Sha Laosan, do such a thing, the owner of the village misunderstood, that mother-in-law has never been married, and she has been with me for a long time. Sha Laosan hurriedly waved his hand.
"I've been with you for a long time?Sha Laosan, I have some doubts in my heart, I don't know if I should talk about it?" Du Fan's expression eased when he heard this, he raised his head and took a sip of wine, and then he thought of something, and his eyes suddenly showed a strange look, and he said with some hesitation.
"Hehe, the owner of the village wants to ask me about my good manhood. Sha Laosan smiled, and he didn't shy away from it, and took the initiative to speak.
"Well, that's it, isn't it...... Do you refuse?" Du Fan glanced at Sha Laosan and said very tactfully.
"Haha, the owner of the village said and laughed, I have always been normal, and I have never had that kind of habit. Sha Laosan laughed and said something that surprised Du Fan.
"The matter...... Did you do it on purpose? Why is that?" Du Fan said in amazement.
"Since the owner of the village asked, I naturally didn't dare to hide it, and I was forced to do this...... Alas, in a nutshell, it's just to escape from marriage!" Sha Laosan took a sip of wine and said with a sad and indignant face.
"Runaway...... Look at your appearance, since you are not satisfied with the other party, just refuse directly, as for deducting such a big basin for yourself, from now on, even men and women will have to be secret. For Sha Laosan's peculiar thinking, Du Fan was a little incredulous.
"The owner of the village, if it were someone else, how could I, Sha Laosan, be so cowardly, my bride-to-be, is ...... It's Boss Tian, the key is that Shen Lao personally points out the marriage, how dare I refuse directly!" Sha Laosan's face was full of grievances, and he wailed.
"It turned out to be Miss Tian Wu and Shen Lao, well, in this case, it is really not good to refuse directly, otherwise, you don't have to mix in the green forest village. Du Fan nodded deeply at first, but then felt that something was wrong, and after thinking for a while, he slapped his thigh and said:
"Why do you want to refuse? Miss Tian has a beautiful face, strong martial arts, righteousness, and the lord of a village, could it be that you have a very high vision, and you are not even satisfied with such conditions?"
"Owner, this is not a matter of dissatisfaction at all, but ...... How dare I marry her as a wife!If I really marry her, will I have a good life in the future?" Sha Laosan's huge body suddenly shuddered and shrunk his neck.
"She's not a tiger, can she still eat you?" Du Fan was speechless.
"If I had to choose, I'd rather choose a tiger. Sha Laosan pursed his lips, and then added: "Even if it's a public one." ”
"So at that time, you lied that you were a good man, and then you successfully escaped from marriage?" Du Fan raised the wine jar and took a sip, and said with a wry smile.
"That's right, as soon as my words came out, the audience was immediately shocked, and Shen Lao had no choice but to give up on this matter.
Luckily, I was witty, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable. Sha Laosan shuddered and said with palpitations.
"In order not to marry Tian Wu, you are willing not to please a wife for the rest of your life, and when you want a woman, you are so sneaky, worrying about goofs all day long, and even have to bear a lifetime of notoriety, is it really worth it?" Du Fan felt that this matter was difficult to understand.
"It's worth it, it's worth it!" Sha Laosan slapped the table and said categorically.
Du Fan sighed, and said secretly in his heart: "Miss Tian Wu, what a failure you have done as a woman, you have forced an iron-clad hero to this field alive, are you really so terrible......"
"Hehe, the owner of the village, you don't know yet, your appearance saved the lives of the three masters, that guy has always wanted to find a chance to repay the owner of the village. Sha Laosan smiled and said suddenly.
"Oh, what do you mean by that?" Du Fan glanced at the other party, and there was a faint guess in his heart.
"Boss Tian has reached the year of Double Ten this year, the four old men are very anxious, Shen Lao's next target is the three masters, after getting the news, the three masters suddenly flew out of the sky.
However, that guy is ruthless enough, he actually took the initiative to ask Ying to go to Feilong Village as an undercover agent, and his attitude was extremely resolute, Shen Lao was helpless, and he had already acquiesced in this matter, but there is no good end to doing this kind of thing.
That is to say, in order not to marry Tian Boss, the three masters are ready to die, if it is not for the owner of the village to suddenly kick the village, and threatened to marry Tian Boss, the three masters have already left, at this time most of them are away from home. Sha Laosan slowly spoke.
Du Fan was speechless in his heart, he didn't expect that there would be such a thing.
"The owner of the village, in fact...... You are now the boss of our Green Forest Village, and no one in the whole village is dissatisfied with this matter, Boss Tian there, alas, you have no reason to put the happiness of your life into it. Sha Laosan hesitated for a while, endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, gritted his teeth and said.
"Nonsense, Sha Laosan, how can I, Li Daoming, be the kind of little white face who relies on women to fight for the top position, I have true feelings for Miss Tian Wu!" Du Fan was a little angry, and reprimanded righteously.
"Ahh