"Oh my God, how many bowls has he eaten?"

"It's really edible, this guy, it can't be some legendary demon turned into a human form, right?"

"Phew, do you still eat noodles if you say the demon, don't you just eat us?"

Outside a noodle shop, pedestrians and vendors gathered, all pointing at the 'wonders' inside the noodle shop.

This strange scene is nothing else, it is a sturdy young man in a short shirt, eating a bowl of noodles, and the stacked sea bowls are stacked three feet high.

How can there be three taels in a bowl of noodles, as well as a lot of meat and a few plates of vegetables on the table in front of him, the young man took a few bites of the bowl, threw the sea bowl to the side, and waved his big hand: "A few more bowls!

"Okay!" there was a few shouts from the runners, and the whole restaurant was busy again.

Yang Jian had thrown two pieces of broken gold over to let them serve these portions of food, but this noodle was the most worthless staple food, and they were happy to let this strange guest earn them some eyeballs.

The shopkeeper was a fat old man, who crackled the abacus, and there were really diners who entered the restaurant because they wanted to see Yang Jian eat.

An hour later, Yang Jian walked out of the store with his round belly, walking like a dragon and a tiger, a picture of a big man's style, and the surrounding group of onlookers quickly dispersed.

"How much strength does it take to eat so much?"

"I'd love to see him, like at the gates...... That's right, the young hunter who dragged two big wild boars over is him!"

"Oh, so young?"

Yang Jian didn't care much about the discussion around him, he just came here to stroll around, experience the beautiful scenery of the mortal world, let his mind relax, and better devote himself to the next practice.

After walking more than 100 steps on the street, his strong stomach had digested the pasta he had eaten before.

Then, Yang Jian frowned, clutched his stomach and began to look around......

Ignoring such a thing.

What did he eat in Yuquan Mountain? It was a delicacy made by Tinglan Cuizhu with elixir fairy vegetables, containing spiritual power, and there were almost no impurities.

And the game he usually eats is actually some delicious meat, which can be refined into blood qi and replenish himself when eaten in his stomach.

Today, I ate a more nostalgic taste - similar to the fried noodles and sauced beef in his previous life, Yang Jian opened his belly and ate a large meal without holding it for a while, but there was only a trace of the blood and essence refined by the body, and a large number of impurities poured towards the back door.

Yang Jian walked two steps quickly, saw an old man, and smiled awkwardly, "Old man, please inquire, where is the toilet?"

"Toilet? Ouch, there really isn't one on the street here," the old man didn't delay Yang Jian, and said directly: "You can go to the inn and ask, they have bigger toilets in their backyards." ”

"Hey, thank you, uncle. ”

"There are three urgency, let's go. ”

Yang Jian walked away, running eight or nine Xuangong, temporarily suppressed the back door with a strong 'buttocks' force, and rushed forward with a meteor in stride.

In a hurry, I didn't find the inn or anything, but I saw a section of high wall, which should be a courtyard.

Feeling carefully, there was no life behind the wall, Yang Jian glanced left and right, and took advantage of the fact that no one was looking at him, took two steps forward, turned over simply, and crossed the wall very quickly......

Taiyi Zhenren once said that he was a person with deep luck, and Yuding Zhenren also praised his disciple for his extraordinary luck.

Yang Jian didn't believe it originally, but he believed it today.

Why?

Climbing over the wall, I saw a latrine built next to a small attic, what could be more lucky?

Behind the high wall is a garden, and at the end of the deep path is an attic surrounded by flowers. Yang Jian ran to the side of the attic in two steps, and saw that there seemed to be a figure in the attic, so he lowered his body with a weak heart and flashed into the thatched house.

I never expected that the design of the thatched houses here is quite 'chic', and the people who live here will enjoy and understand life.

There are even landscape painting scrolls hanging here, and there are a few pots of flowers and plants, which are fragrant and smellless.

If it weren't for the toilet table made of those cork boards, Yang Jian would have thought that he had found the wrong place! The toilet table was so deep that there was the sound of running water below, and the filth could be washed away immediately......

What is a big account? This is a big account!

The details can see the taste, and the toilet can see the heritage.

Locking the door and squatting in the pit, Yang Jian retracted his strength and didn't dare to exert his legs, and his face was red and red in an instant.

Gritting his teeth, Yang Jian let out a low shout: "Bah!" After all, he no longer suppressed his body, and completely let go of his mind!

Just listen......

Thundered!

A few maidservants in the attic walked to the windowsill to look, and turned their heads to shout as they watched: "Lord County, it seems to be thundering outside." ”

"Thunder, isn't it sunny?" a lazy voice floated out.

"Hey, maybe it's the birthday banquet in the front yard, what kind of magical powers those immortal masters have exerted!"

The lazy voice snorted softly, full of disdain: "What a bullshit immortal master! are all some cheaters! You two have itchy skin again, aren't you?"

The relationship between the handmaidens and the county lord should be quite good, they are all joking, and they are not really angry.

"The county lord spares his life, the county lord spares his life. ”

"Hehe, don't you really go to see the county lord? It is said that the prince who is engaged to you is also here. ”

The county lord scolded again: "What a bullshit marriage contract, see if I recover from my injuries and don't tear that broken paper! Bring my bow and arrows! I'll go to the front yard for a turn!"

It seems that he should be a county lord who doesn't like red makeup and clothes.

In the latrine, Yang Jian listened with black lines on his face, although he didn't intend to eavesdrop, but it just happened to be a coincidence...... It's just a little fun when you work hard.

Immortal Master, County Lord, Prince?

Ah, this must be the royal family of this world.

Hongchen's power is just the clouds and smoke of the past, if it is the land of the desolate Wubu Continent, or the prosperous world of cultivating immortals, most of the existing countries are immortal dynasties, and the children of the royal family have very superior cultivation conditions.

But here, the Dao system is missing, the aura is exhausted, and the immortal road has been broken.

Mortals have lived for seventy or eighty years, and if they don't think about cultivating detachment, they will just be dry bones and lonely graves after thousands of years.

Yang Jian's heart to seek the Tao was very strong, and after sighing, he felt that he couldn't relax, and felt that he was almost excreting, so he raised his hand and took a few pieces of paper, planning to go back to the mountains to practice early......

Uh, why did the sound of running water stop?

Scratching his head, Yang Jian lifted his pants and was about to leave, but after walking out of the toilet, he remembered Master's teachings......

Repay the cause and effect in a timely manner.

If he uses someone else's latrine, or destroys someone's latrine, what should he do to repay this cause and effect?

Yang Jian stood there deep in thought, facing the most difficult problem since the beginning of his cultivation.

Just as he was hesitating, there was laughter and footsteps in the attic, and Yang Jian turned around and jumped behind a rockery, where the cat hid with his waist bent.

The two vermilion doors in the attic were opened, and several girls in red clothes walked out laughing, and their voices matched the words Yang Jian heard before.

Unlike the women in their neon robes, the maidservants wore short shirts with chain mail draped over them, and boots on their feet instead of embroidered shoes.

The four girls stood at the door in pairs, posing as if to greet them.

A soft humming sound came, and a petite figure half a head shorter than the maids jumped out, and Yang Jian's eyes couldn't help but light up.

This is a delicate girl, wearing a general-style silver armor and battle skirt, but she is not heroic at all, but she has a little temperament.

Her neck is slender, like white jade, seemingly flawless, and her chest is slightly bulging, but the silver armor can't stop it.

She looked slender, but she had a graceful body, and a ponytail tied at the back of her head made her even more lively.

Those big eyes, those red lips, and the willow eyebrows, she is really a little beauty with a satisfied aura, and in a few years, she will really have the posture of captivating the city and the country.

Yang Jian really couldn't imagine that the sentence 'fart' just now would come from the mouth of such a girl.

What's even more rare is the aura all over her body, the heavenly spirit cover seems to have a shining luster, which is the result of the aura of heaven and earth being absorbed by her by herself......

This is definitely a piece of jade for cultivating immortals, but it's a pity that he was born in such a big world and can only be buried.

Yang Jian felt a little sorry in his heart, but then remembered that he was just a minor monk who had practiced for a few years, and Xuan Gong had just reached the first level, so he had no right to pity others.

"County Lord, if you go out here, won't the Twelve Princes bow down directly at your feet?" a maid in military uniform made a bold joke, "What if you don't leave?"

"Huh!

This little county lord is still young, and his face is thin-skinned, and he blushed and muttered: "I don't look down on those sick princes! Today I also want him to see my majesty! It's best to return the marriage contract myself!"

Yang Jian smiled when he heard this, this girl is quite interesting.

But Yang Jian's smile then stiffened, because the little county lord whispered: "Wait for me first, I'll deal with the injury." ”

After finishing speaking, he went straight to the latrine, and this 'injury' seemed to mean something else.

"Hey!" Yang Jian just wanted to stop it, but he instantly covered his mouth, and could only look at the toilet anxiously, his mind was spinning but there was nothing he could do.

Just as she was hesitating, the delicate girl had already pushed open the door of the toilet, and saw a dark green smoke filling out, and the girl retched, kicked back three steps, and retreated in embarrassment......

"County Lord!"

The county lord was almost unsteady on his feet, and was supported by the maids, and hurriedly retreated.

Silver Fang bit lightly, and the county lord scolded in a low voice: "Which of you made the toilet room so stinky! How much fart did you put out! Ouch, this county lord can't do it! Quickly! Help me find a place to sit down slowly!"

Yang Jian could only blush and scratch the back of his head, this, he had indeed eaten too much before, and he was damp, and he hadn't been so comfortable recently......

What kind of cause and effect is this?

Yang Jian was also distressed.