Chapter 312: Don't Slap Your Face
Long Yunfeng and Chang'e also woke up Sun Wukong who was in a coma, and when they saw Chang'e, everyone's reaction was amazingly consistent, and they trembled, why did they see her again?
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"Fairy Chang'e, after that day of separation, now that we are reunited, I don't know what you are doing?" Tang Seng said cautiously, obviously he was tied up, but his attitude was respectful.
After Long Yunfeng looked at it, he looked at Chang'e again, and said in his heart, What have you made my brother look like, but these words can only be said in my heart, and at this time, I really want to die!
"Catch you. Chang'e said casually.
"What are you doing to catch a poor monk? Is it possible that you have to eat the meat of a poor monk with such a noble status as a fairy?" Tang Seng said.
"What am I doing eating your meat?" Chang'e said with a disgusted face, "You have broken my rules, broken the precepts, and violated the rules of Buddhism, so I will punish you instead of the two bald heads." ”
"Chang'e, you are inducing others to commit crimes, if you want to say foul, you have to be responsible!" Long Yunfeng jumped out and said.
"Who said that I tempted you to sin, I saw that you had worked hard all the way, and you had no food to eat, so I specially asked someone to bring you food, and then in order to test you, I drugged the meat, but did not drugged the vegetarian food, but you chose to eat meat. A drink and a peck, all are determined by heaven, cause and effect, and retribution is unpleasant. Chang'e said with a smile, in terms of Heavenly Dao perception, everyone here is not enough for her to have a finger.
Long Yunfeng was speechless, indeed this strong statement can be said to be a test, just like the green bull demon of Taishang Laojun in the original book transformed the cave mansion into a mansion, and left a lot of clothes in the mansion, do not enter the mansion, do not grab, do not take clothes, do not catch, but once you get the clothes after entering, you can grab them at will, although this is a little inhumane, but it is in line with the way of heaven.
"Therefore if you have transgressed the vows and eaten four pieces of my flesh, you should have suffered in this cave of bones of mine for four days. Chang'e said with a bit of pride.
"Chang'e, the so-called wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha sits in his heart, there is a Buddha in his heart, there is a Buddha everywhere, everywhere is a spiritual mountain, if there is no Buddha in the heart, even if he is wearing a robe, sitting in the hall of the Mahavira is not beneficial, you are the perfection of Daluo, you should know this truth. Long Yunfeng defended.
"Do I know that I need you to teach? The two bald heads of Jieyin and Zhun Ti are both non-fishy and do not provoke women, and how many of you have complied with it? Or do you know more about Buddhism than the two of them?" Chang'e sneered.
"There are talented people from generation to generation, and they have led the way for hundreds of years. Introduction, quasi-mention has become history, naturally there should be descendants to carry on the past and forge ahead into the future, just like Lao Jun created the Tao, Nanhua continued, Confucius created Confucianism, and Meng Xun succeeded. Heaven and earth are naturally the same way. Long Yunfeng said with a heartfelt voice.
"Descendants, do you want to tell me that you want to become a monk?" Chang'e glanced at Long Yunfeng playfully.
"There is a Buddha in my heart, why do I need to care about this being a monk?" Long Yunfeng still said, "So this difficulty is not established." ”
"Really?" Chang'e glanced at Long Yunfeng undeniably, Long Yunfeng suddenly had a bad premonition, but before he could react, Chang'e punched him his right eye, and suddenly a black green appeared.
"Reason, do I need to reason with you? I just want to find a reason to beat you, what can you do with me?" Chang'e declared domineeringly.
Long Yunfeng covered his right eye in pain, your sister, thinking viciously in her heart that when Lao Tzu arrives at Da Luo Consummation, Lao Tzu will let you lie on the bed and sing conquest!
Looking at the dark green in Long Yunfeng's eyes, Tang Seng and the others did not have a trace of sadness and sadness in their hearts, but unanimously relieved their anger, they deserved to be beaten!
Thinking that the four of them were pressed there and beaten by Chang'e alone that night, Tang Seng and the others couldn't wait for Chang'e to beat him harder, if they weren't afraid of retaliation, they all wanted to go directly to the current generation.
Who told Long Yunfeng to do so inauthentic last time, he slipped away after picking up girls, and then let the brothers stay and be beaten.
Looking at Long Yunfeng's expression of grievance and annoyance, Chang'e was relieved, and she only felt that she had lived millions of years and was the most comfortable to live today.
Kill Long Yunfeng? No, it's too cheap for him, you must beat him up and beat him like three meals.
Thinking of this, Chang'e looked at Long Yunfeng's eyes that were about to turn green, and seemed to be happy because she had found a long-term sandbag.
"Don't slap you in the face. Looking at Chang'e's expression, Long Yunfeng could only grit his teeth fiercely in the end, and put forward his only request, life is like a strong X, since you can't resist, then enjoy it.
"Really?" At this time, Chang'e put away her usual coldness and the fierceness just now, and instead revealed a little bit of the girl-next-door charm.
Suddenly, a punch was struck, and two blood dragons on Long Yunfeng's nose spurted out and fell to the ground.
Chang'e still has an innocent expression, but the smugness in her eyes can't be concealed at all, it's so refreshing to beat this bastard, but what is this bastard's body made of, why is it so hard, it feels harder than the body of the ancient gods.
Zhu Bajie looked at the violent Chang'e, and there was a chill on his body, fortunately he didn't treat himself like this, he felt that compared with Long Yunfeng, he was so lucky to cast a pig fetus.
However, Tang Seng's eyes flashed with a playful light, Chang'e is now beating the boss ruthlessly, but when did Chang'e show such a little devil's expression in front of others? This kind of expression is clearly revealed in front of people close to him! In other words, Chang'e does not subconsciously reject the boss, is it possible......
The gossip in Tang Seng's eyes was burning, but at this time, he didn't worry about his situation at all, beating is kissing, scolding is love, not beating and not loving and not loving, so reasonable!
Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing looked at Long Yunfeng with sympathy, but the two of them clasped their hands on their chests, with an expression that I was fine, this woman can't be provoked! Boss, take care!
Long Yunfeng felt the gaze of several people next to him, and knew that it would not work, if he continued like this, the majesty of the boss would not be able to be kept, and looked at Chang'e, who was cute and innocent but secretly had a black hand, and hurriedly said: "Stop first." ”
Chang'e really stopped when she was obedient, and at this time, her attitude towards Long Yunfeng was extremely gentle, and she said with a smile: "What do you want to say?"
"Can you stay alone?" Long Yunfeng said, give me another two quarters of an hour, and I will mobilize the power of Hetu, and I will see how you find me when the time comes? From now on, along the journey to the west, Lao Tzu will not eat a mouthful of food!
Chang'e hesitated slightly, looked at a few people next to her, and said in her heart that beating him in front of so many people seemed to be too much to give him face? Or would you just leave him alone? Wait, no, if he doesn't save face, what's the matter with me?
Thinking of this, Chang'e was ruthless and wanted to refuse Long Yunfeng fiercely, just looking at Long Yunfeng's pitiful face, her heart was soft again, forget it, just be merciful to this great fairy and give this long-term vent a little welfare.
"Aunt Bai, you take a few of them out. Chang'e said to Bai Gu behind her.
"Yes. Bai Gu said, she was originally a white bone with low cultivation and no complete body, and it was all up to Chang'e to point out to her, so that she had a real body, and the demonic energy was eliminated, Chang'e was simply a reinvention of grace to her.
Tang Seng and the others had no mana at all at this time, of course they couldn't resist, so they were simply pulled out by Bai Gu.
"Can you get that thing out of the Void Tribulation?" Long Yunfeng pointed to Guanyin and the Freedom of Catastrophe, which had become ice mounds.
"Where did you ask for so much, be beaten, and have so many opinions. Chang'e didn't have a good airway, but she sent Guanyin and Wujiao out with a light hand.
Seeing Chang'e cooperate so much, Long Yunfeng was slightly surprised in his heart, and even said in a ghostly manner: "Actually, you are quite kind." "It's just that after I finished speaking, I can't wait to give myself a few mouths, kindness? Kindness, you dead head? Grab yourself, fat beating, this is called kindness? If this is not called a witch, then what is a witch?
"Really, but what bastard told me that I was vicious and no one wanted?" said Chang'e with a mocking smile.
"Bang"
Chang'e didn't move, but Long Yunfeng's left eye also went to the footsteps of his right eye, you girl, Lao Tzu endure it again, and the gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late!
Long Yunfeng quietly guarded the spiritual platform, let's fight, it's up to you, you won't beat me to death anyway, as for the pain, Long Yunfeng, who even broke through the thunder net, said that he didn't care.
Chang'e moved her wrists, there was no one, and she didn't have to maintain the posture of a lady, and immediately carried out a brutal "education" on Long Yunfeng. It's just that neither the educated Long Yunfeng nor the educator's Chang'e noticed the faint light on the ground when Long Yunfeng's blood fell to the ground just now.
Outside the cave door, listening to the voices inside, Tang Seng and his friends did not lose their posture of worrying about Long Yunfeng at all, but were happy to finally die together.
Even Sun Wukong, the most loyal little brother, and Sha Wujing, the most honest little brother, sat silently on the side, silently thinking in their hearts, and hit it a little heavier.
And at this moment, there was a sudden earth-shattering sound of dragon groaning in the cave, and the majestic dazzling golden light emitted, and even Sun Wukong and several people were stabbed so that they couldn't open their eyes, and Sun Wukong and several people immediately felt that something was wrong and wanted to go in.
But at this time, there was another dragon roar, and Sun Wukong and several people only felt a big bell vibrating in their minds, and their eyes were dark, and they lost consciousness one after another.